I love being a guy

[Kuya]

the best thing about having a penis is the cornucopia of things you can hide under your foreskin

[Shiroikage]

you know what i hate about being a guy though, sitting down while wearing loose fitting pants. the pants bunch up in the crotch and looks like i have a semi going, which is only true about half the time.

sometimes the pants don't even necessarily have to be loose

[Falisa]

the best thing about having a penis is the cornucopia of things you can hide under your foreskin

That sounds painful.

[Shiroikage]

the best thing about having a penis is the cornucopia of things you can hide under your foreskin

This sounds like the sort of nightmare you would have when your brain is addled by a horrible fever.

[Falisa]

I got robbed but good thing he didn't check my foreskin where I stash a few hundreds just in case.

[Conrad]

sometimes the pants don't even necessarily have to be loose

I hate pleated pants so much

[Kuya]

pleated pants lol

[Shiroikage]

Someone should make a tier list of gender and looks/intelligence, I think pretty woman is top tier, followed by pretty man and then smart man and smart woman

Ugly dumb man is bottom tier because that makes you Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill

do it

[Falisa]

Boxer briefs are the best looking underwear a man can wear.

[Conrad]

I have one pair and I don't remember how I got them but they suck every time I wear them and I always have to squash down the puffiness of the pants whenever I sit down

[Kuya]

if you don't boxer brief you a fagget

[Shiroikage]

Fuck it, if people think I have a boner, let them think that.

[Conrad]

Boxer briefs are like boyshorts with a bulge, and boyshorts are the best on women

[Falisa]

I am in fact wearing what looks like the girl version of boxer briefs. They are quite comfortable.

And god damn it, why cant a website with good credentials give me a quick explanation of what a primate is so I can throw it in my paper I'm writing right now.

[Kuya]

Boxer briefs are like boyshorts with a bulge, and boyshorts are the best on women

and boyshorts with a bulge are best on men

[Conrad]

Yes, I find they accentuate my bulge quite well when I wear them

[Kuya]

are you being sarcastic

[Kuya]

prob not, because sarcasm in that statement would imply you don't have a bulge

[Conrad]

That was nonsarcastic

[Kuya]

I am going to use my foreskin to make sure you are no being sarcastic