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    he looks vaguely hispanic

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    He's Brazilian and 1/4th negro.

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    well that pretty much works

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    In addition to dropping vague hints that if he does not get his shit together and fork over the SNES and appropriate cables that the police will be informed, you should fuck his girlfriend.

    Again.

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    Because doing it twice always puts shit in perspective.

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    Once allows for the excuse along the lines of, "Oops, she tripped, fell and landed on my dick."

    Twice tells the dumbass that it's on.

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    Also take pictures of you fucking his girlfriend and send them to him in jail. You get mail in jail right?

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    I'm not ashamed to admit I do not know how jail works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blackrose View Post
    In addition to dropping vague hints that if he does not get his shit together and fork over the SNES and appropriate cables that the police will be informed, you should fuck his girlfriend.

    Again.

    The police are going to be informed regardless. I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm about to go Hiroshima on this mother fucker.

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    Ok then. Dicking of the girlfriend is still in order.

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    He needs to be taught a lesson.

    I'm pretty sure if I told his girlfriend about this shit, she would dump him. I'm going to add that to the list.

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    And yeah, I'll fuck her. I'm trying to find the video of her fucking herself with a dildo to post but I don't remember where the fuck I put it and it's named some retarded ass 53908jaksfj93.wmv or some shit.

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    You are a great friend.

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    Get the fuck out.

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    Oh and thread update - He is now kicked out of his house. Apparently his step father hates his guts more than he hates his friends and was looking for any reason to remove him. I guess pulling this type of shit is not acceptable to him. I felt sorry for banging on their door at 6 AM in the morning, as he has two little sisters. But then I quickly realized I didn't give a flying fuck as he had no concern for my mother's feelings.

    If only he had some place to stay...

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    And the Detectives get in at 9 AM ^_^

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    Got someone to watch the dog. Success.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    BETTER LOOK AT THE PICTURE QUICK BECAUSE I AIN'T LEAVING THAT SHIT UP LOL
    It's okay, I took screenshots so you won't lose it

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