What Did Jesus Do Afer He Was Resurrected?

[Kerberoz]

well, what would you do with a couple new holes in your hands?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6RWE6iEodP...-Yeah-meme.png

Spoiler: show

[Ashmada]

real christians don't believe he lived in a fish you fool. it was almost certainly a whale or shark

ITT: A shark isn't a fish.


Anyway, historical evidence points to wanking. Then banging one of his boyfriends. Dude had 12 of them, it seems. Gotta admire his stamina.

[Chun Liroy]

ITT: A shark isn't a fish.


Anyway, historical evidence points to wanking. Then banging one of his boyfriends. Dude had 12 of them, it seems. Gotta admire his stamina.

ITP: Taking blarg seriously.

[Day]

lol

[Mizango]

He sends me on a tailspin right when he mentioned obama out of nowhere.

lol yeah.

ITP: Taking blarg seriously.

See also: Soulless ginger hoser.

[Takedown3]

continue to be a figment of people's imagination?

[Blarg]

ITT: A shark isn't a fish.

I've never seen a fish give birth to a shark you idiot. A shark is clearly a different kind but you evilutionists probably won't admit that either.

[Tsuko_Asura]

So I posted that link to the blog about the existence of Jesus on my Facebook page and my uncle responded thus:



I don't know how to respond beyond "Wut?" at this point.

Am I the only general poster without a stupid family?

[Dimmauk]

Am I the only general poster without a stupid family?

You are in your family right?

[Skidz]

I think Eddie Griffin said it best, "Christians think Jesus was the messanger, Muslims think Muhammed was the messanger.... doesn't matter who the messanger was, did you get the message?"

[Ashmada]

I've never seen a fish give birth to a shark you idiot. A shark is clearly a different kind but you evilutionists probably won't admit that either.

<myeah, no, bad joke, removed>.

[Blarg]

figures that once you were shown facts you wouldn't have anything to say