motorized glamor chariot

[Ivve]

is there a nobel prize for elegance? this bitch right here is the front runner.

[Ivve]

please note, the woman in the video pretty much said everything i could possibly think while watching this

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

her daughter must have spent all of her pension on a segway for herself

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/a...aystroller.jpg

[Alleya]

I can't decide what's more awesome. This video, or the guy I saw in Oklahoma.

This guy was the epitome of mulleted white trash. Dirty blond mullet, shirtless with a present-day Iggy Pop torso, cut off jean shorts and socks with sandals. It was in this teeny tiny town, so small that if you blink you'll miss it as you drive through, that consisted of little more than a motel, a gas station, some trailers, a feed store, and the pride and joy of the whole county, I'm sure: a Sonic across from the gas station. I'm at this station filling up, around evening time, and this mulleted God among men is riding around on his 15 year old rusted out riding lawn mower. Literally cruising on this fucking thing. He pulls into the Sonic, which doubled as the town's pub pretty much, and starts very loudly and very poorly flirting with every equally mulleted white trash woman stuck in the 80s. With pretty decent success, by the looks of things.

It was that day I decided we need to jettison everything below the mason dixon line into space.

[Ivve]

that is a ton of equipment just to go down the street

[Ivve]

I can't decide what's more awesome. This video, or the guy I saw in Oklahoma.

This guy was the epitome of mulleted white trash. Dirty blond mullet, shirtless with a present-day Iggy Pop torso, cut off jean shorts and socks with sandals. It was in this teeny tiny town, so small that if you blink you'll miss it as you drive through, that consisted of little more than a motel, a gas station, some trailers, a feed store, and the pride and joy of the whole county, I'm sure: a Sonic across from the gas station. I'm at this station filling up, around evening time, and this mulleted God among men is riding around on his 15 year old rusted out riding lawn mower. Literally cruising on this fucking thing. He pulls into the Sonic, which doubled as the town's pub pretty much, and starts very loudly and very poorly flirting with every equally mulleted white trash woman stuck in the 80s. With pretty decent success, by the looks of things.

It was that day I decided we need to jettison everything below the mason dixon line into space.

then who would we laugh at? mormons? boring

[Alleya]

Hipsters.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

there's no better feeling than the moment of clarity you obtain while in the midst of judging an obviously ozarkian descendant when you see that he's reading chomsky

[Ivve]

personally i fucking love watching the cultural rituals of bemulleted trailer park inhabitants. there is no creature more in possession of the "train wreck" value, except maybe alcoholic/drug addict musicians/actors. i never want to look away.































NEVER.

[Ragnell]

fucking lol, i love that video

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

the differentiating factor being drug addicts can quit / rehab. trailer park is a culture, it can't be escaped. I too can watch for hours the aimless adventures into mediocrity, the delicate clashes within the social vacuum, they embody the molecular essence of je ne sais quoi that builds the foundation of a societies self worth.

[Alleya]

I will admit, it is fascinating. Jesco White being the prime example. But I think I'd feel better about it if they weren't allowed to vote.

[Mizango]

Sure is Texans in here.

[Mizango]

I swear to go they hand out power scooters just for becoming a citizen.

[Colenzo]

A+ thread, would laugh again

[tyven]

some fuckin mcguyver shit right there.

[Demosthenes]

I swear to go they hand out power scooters just for becoming a citizen.

Dis Nigga. LOL

[Ivve]

Sure is Texans in here.

the scariest thing is that I see a building with the word "California" scrawled on it. i'm hoping it's just part of that company's name, because if this white trash disease is spreading to places as far as CA... well it may be too late to jettison the hicks into space even if we wanted to.

[Ivve]

just found out this took place in omaha, nebraska. middle america hicks are very similar creatures to southern hicks. alarm bells no longer ringing

[Colenzo]

I am so glad that I didn't attend public school where I live for highschool. Nothing but rednecks and white trash. Fuck this area.