Random Fail XI: and so the student has become the master

[Rocl]

so, i have no idea why but i've been exping in alliances lately because really sometimes i am just bored and masochistic enough for it.

here are two gems from today:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y25...516_182315.png
this guy had died in abyssea (before the rest of us got there), home pointed while i was running to raise the poor sap and well, he was just a bit confused when everyone suddenly appeared in abyssea so quickly

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Rocl/wat-1.png
cat is apparently short for "caturae," i dont know what zb is, maybe someone else does
the comment is in response to what a MNK can tank


not featured: multiple meltdowns, pup/dnc using 2 daggers, etc.
edit: wow that first one is long, 1sec

[Fievel]

zb = zoneboss I assume

[rienea]

People who type like that bug me. If you don't take the time to type things out properly, don't expect people to bend over backwards to try and decipher your drivel.

[Draylo]

I know someone who uses "tht" a lot... why leave the a out if its just one more number

[rienea]

In my world, a isn't a number

[Cairthenn]

A, you can be a number if you want to. Don't let the haters get you down, you were born this way.

[Dooom]

[Michelob]

A = 10, duh

[Fievel]

A, you can be a number if you want to. Don't let the haters get you down, you were born this way.

Oh god, I lol'd way harder than I should have at this.

[SnowNoodle]

oh rocl, i was in that party before you got there, and they were yelling at me because i was 1shotting things with wildfire, saying they dont need all that amber light and told me to stop using weapon skills, so i disbanded and joined the competing party and the new party loved me >.>

[Lyall]

Screenshot isn't exciting and is from the weekend. Went out to Audumbla to gather some ninja seals and hides for the tiger. When we arrived one of the two competing groups had it at about 40%. I managed to basically solo-farm up six or so hides in the time it took them to actually kill it. Naturally, I went to go compete to pop. I succeeded.

Immediately a full-teal BLM starts talking shit, which I didn't manage to screencap sadly. I told them to sit tight, it couldn't be more than 15 minutes for us to chew through our NMs and be off. That's when I got accused of botting the ??? to pop.

One of the idling THFs from their group (full pink, natch) started bombing my group with tells asking for seals whether they had a leader dot or not. I ignored him. When I mocked the BLM who thought I was botting by telling him that trade macros are hard, I got this bit.



Among the competing parties was an elvaan named Hachiryu fulltiming 4/4 Hachiryu armor and the GKT bandanna, a galka ninja fulltiming a juogi and a bit of fullpink others.

[Greatguardian]

Not gonna lie, a guy named Hachiryu walking around in the full set with a headband is pretty freaking hilarious.

[Yimoa]

...Isn't the whole set Feet, Legs, Hands, and Body?

[Michelob]

...Isn't the whole set Feet, Legs, Hands, and Body?

Yes

[Lyall]

...huh. So it is. Durp.

[aduidarnenye]

That's when I got accused of botting the ??? to pop.

I keep hearing about this ??? bot in my noobie shout linkshells. Does this thing really exist? I just use a <stnpc> macro and tab about til I see the ??? and hit enter as soon as I do.

[Mojo]

You mean fat dude

[Lyall]

I keep hearing about this ??? bot in my noobie shout linkshells. Does this thing really exist? I just use a <stnpc> macro and tab about til I see the ??? and hit enter as soon as I do.

That's basically what I was doing, but I guess most people have no idea how to macro an item trade? I'm not about to tell the dipshits, either, but man. The argument was "I could barely even target the ??? so you must be botting."

Guess what, assholes? I only saw the ??? for a moment, too!

Ugh. People.

[Dooom]

I imagine there's bots which can do it, but I bet most of it is just people being slow or not making trade macros who then don't want to blame themselves, so "waaah, botting".

[Lyall]

I imagine there's bots which can do it, but I bet most of it is just people being slow or not making trade macros who then don't want to blame themselves, so "waaah, botting".

Nothing matches the skills of a no-gear-swaps shout PuG!