Random Fail XI: and so the student has become the master

[Rida]

I keep hearing about this ??? bot in my noobie shout linkshells. Does this thing really exist? I just use a <stnpc> macro and tab about til I see the ??? and hit enter as soon as I do.

/targetnpc
/item ???? <t>

is faster

[lolwut]

I keep hearing about this ??? bot in my noobie shout linkshells. Does this thing really exist? I just use a <stnpc> macro and tab about til I see the ??? and hit enter as soon as I do.

You can use allseeingeye to target the ??? and spam your macro, but you still have to use a macro for the trade. It's honestly not worth doing though, because as many have said, most people are too lazy/stupid to have a macro anyway.

[aduidarnenye]

/targetnpc
/item ???? <t>

is faster

Nice, I didn't know that one. I'll try that next time I'm up against another team at a ???. Thanks!

[Draylo]

Sucks if there is a chest ontop of the ??? though.

[Diomer]

Backstory: Bech joined a shout group for Ovni. They sucked and he dropped and brewed it when it was obvious they weren't killing shit. Then I got this:
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...0a2b001afe.jpg

[bechyni]

D/C or I would of posted Ss of the whole thing. Joined some shout group to kill a Ovni for stones etc setup ending up being nin/dnc thf blm. Proc'd grellow for them and would toss dispels at it/semi but got tired of the thf standing there eating every AoE with the nin not even attempting to do anything productive with his TP except spam 800 jins. So after both of them died twice from being utterly retarded out of pure spite I dropped brewed (biggest waste of cruor ever) in front of them then warpped. Proceeded to get 50 different hate /tell all while trying to enjoy the ending of Easy A....I was mayad.

[Aurara]

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...0a2b001b0d.jpg
I dont even...

[Hyriu]

Stop trying to be me

[Aurara]

I could never be you, i'm not a taru

[Yimoa]

I lol'd at the speak american part, someone at my work said that, I almost pissed my pants.

[Vlorsutes]

That's basically what I was doing, but I guess most people have no idea how to macro an item trade? I'm not about to tell the dipshits, either, but man. The argument was "I could barely even target the ??? so you must be botting."

Guess what, assholes? I only saw the ??? for a moment, too!

Ugh. People.

Basically had to deal with the same thing last night when my group was farming up Briareus pop items. We were using the item trade macros to quick pop Pantagruels so that this group that came up didn't try to ninja in a pop, and this is what their one Thf (Rearden) started rambling.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4...0516230838.jpg

We were "obviously botting" cause we weren't tabbing around moving our heads to look for the ??? when they came up, not to mention we were pointing in the general direction of where they spawn, cause it totally doesn't spawn in the same spot /sarcasm.

[LidenbokValour]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...illy/WTF-3.png

Do people live in caves? You can see from the top that days after the hidden effect was discovered it dropped straight down to 300-500k but out of no where the above happens. Probably the same people that paid 1m-2m for the new legs pieces aswell, also notice the guy that bought it for 500k found out about the hidden effect and instantly put it back on the AH and made a 500k profit, I bet he was pissing himself all the way to his moghouse.

[Korialstrasz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...illy/WTF-3.png

Do people live in caves? You can see from the top that days after the hidden effect was discovered it dropped straight down to 300-500k but out of no where the above happens. Probably the same people that paid 1m-2m for the new legs pieces aswell, also notice the guy that bought it for 500k found out about the hidden effect and instantly put it back on the AH and made a 500k profit, I bet he was pissing himself all the way to his moghouse.

Don't worry, soon enough we'll get to post screenshots of people bitching that nobody would cure them while wearing the belt. If they're stupid enough to buy it, they're probably stupid enough to not see that the cures have no effect too.

[Draylo]

Basically had to deal with the same thing last night when my group was farming up Briareus pop items. We were using the item trade macros to quick pop Pantagruels so that this group that came up didn't try to ninja in a pop, and this is what their one Thf (Rearden) started rambling.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4...0516230838.jpg

We were "obviously botting" cause we weren't tabbing around moving our heads to look for the ??? when they came up, not to mention we were pointing in the general direction of where they spawn, cause it totally doesn't spawn in the same spot /sarcasm.

lol retards, using that to see things is only client side. They won't be able to see your head looking at something.

[Belkin]

This goes here. Illustrates a struggle most of us share.

[Nattack]

[02:44:22]You find a pair of assassin's armlets on the Kindred Ranger.

[02:44:24](Nattack) dunno, i dont play thf!

[02:44:27](Crimonos) nice

[02:44:28](Chromis) thf

[02:44:30]Asriell's lot for the assassin's armlets: 85 points.

[02:44:30](Nattack) or rather

[02:44:31](Koolayde) THF

[02:44:32](Nattack) i havent until today

[02:44:37]Nattack's lot for the assassin's armlets:

Spoiler: show

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1317277/ffxi...8_03.59.27.jpg

for a little backstory on the matter, the guy lotting against me is a decked out Twashtar THF - and Ive had thf levelled for two weeks solely for briareus and sobek. i dont even have any WS pants.
I am a terrible person.

[Lyall]

That's hilarious. It all it's missing is you putting on sunglasses and The Who blasting across the speakers at the end.

[LidenbokValour]

Oh you horrible person, now he has to wait for the next JP midnight for another pair!

[Hyriu]

Such an inconsiderate asshole

[Nattack]

rageguy was funny?
Why do chan's adore stickmen so much. why.