Random Fail XI: and so the student has become the master

**Lyall** · 2011-05-20 19:13

No screenies, shame on me.

Popping Carabosses for a shellmate and some trio shows up; 85Vereth Mnk who never swapped off hermes' sandals, a DRG using a Gungnir with a "Legendary Dragoon" bazaar comment and the obvious pocketWHM. They pop theirs and sit right on top of us, so we move out of the way to avoid their Benediction. We pop our next and don't return the favor; Afterall, we WERE at that camp first and there was plenty of room to pull Cara to.

Ours Benedictioned and healed theirs back from about 12%. They didn't move, so we killed ours and popped another. Then we Benedictioned theirs back up from 30%. They didn't move. So we popped another. THEN they moved out of the way.

I was impressed, though. No hatetells, no threats of GM, nothing dramatic. The monk was obvious not controlling the WHM though; He died something like eight times during the fifteen~ minutes they were fighting it for.

**Nattack** · 2011-05-20 19:18

chotto matte yo

**Eanae** · 2011-05-20 21:48

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95...520_224025.png

Heqet is hard? They ended up fully wiping to it...

**Cleverness** · 2011-05-20 22:19

I'd tell you to go look for some of the special people I've seen fight Tunga and Amun on this same server, but I think they'll avoid it now after this patch and just goldbox em. Hopefully.

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2011-05-20 23:29

Pre-emptive fail posting on myself for joining a shout group that wiped to Carabosse. Got ours benedictioned by the neighboring group at 17% (to be fair, I think we did it to them first), then wiped at 5% the second time due to WHM getting muted. Cair was nearby to watch the hilarity ensue and sweep up the aftermath, so he'll probably have pics soon enough.

**Kohan** · 2011-05-21 00:57

Spoiler: show

Oprahwinfrey is an excellent name. I approve.

**Fievel** · 2011-05-21 01:14

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

Bringing 18 people makes it a 100% drop, obviously he's doing it right. I killed it once with a full alliance and got drop so it must be true.

Ahahahahaha, I miss Neo.

**Cairthenn** · 2011-05-21 01:37

Originally Posted by TheDirtyHobo

Pre-emptive fail posting on myself for joining a shout group that wiped to Carabosse. Got ours benedictioned by the neighboring group at 17% (to be fair, I think we did it to them first), then wiped at 5% the second time due to WHM getting muted. Cair was nearby to watch the hilarity ensue and sweep up the aftermath, so he'll probably have pics soon enough.

I don't take pictures of such silly things. :3 Free gems, yay!

**vanessoutra** · 2011-05-21 04:14

Originally Posted by Eanae

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95...520_224025.png

Heqet is hard? They ended up fully wiping to it...

Oh lionze, he is a special one..... This doesn't surprise me.

God this smiley is adorable QQ

**Nattack** · 2011-05-21 05:25

ive seen a white mage and a warrior cleave heqet and then proc red, its not hard. why? just do it.

**Rokku** · 2011-05-21 07:04

Originally Posted by Lyall

a DRG using a Gungnir with a "Legendary Dragoon" bazaar comment and the obvious pocketWHM.

I chuckled, because I know exactly who this is even without the name posted, and he's always been like that.

**Korialstrasz** · 2011-05-21 13:24

Sadly I never really got to fuck with starcade before leaving gimpsandhoes, but the people in that ls did and said some very questionable shit. Slowly digging through screenshots of some stuff that made me WTF a bit.

Spoilered for le huge:

Spoiler: show

**SargentRemora** · 2011-05-21 14:41

lol'd @ "no life", Deimos's Body dropped like candy when we did Salvage.

**In Flames** · 2011-05-21 15:40

I like how kerx thinks fire rings increase boost potency...

**Draylo** · 2011-05-21 22:10

Good lord... retards.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2011-05-21 22:16

How does a Ninja die to the Genkai mob?

**Neisan** · 2011-05-21 22:31

Take too long and it casts Doom on you.

**solanis** · 2011-05-22 03:20

I'm on a break from FFXI, but it's Acen drunkfest so I dropped by the FFXI/FF14 panel. After over an hour of listening to a random neckbeard literally discuss every point of the version update notes of 14 since december, they closed the panel with this:

Spoiler: show

thanks for reminding me why I'm on a break, panelists.

**Fievel** · 2011-05-22 03:24

Oh my god

**Cairthenn** · 2011-05-22 03:28

10. Check
9. I don't even know that many people.
8. I spawn all of my pops in a row. Every time. Get over it, you are not important to me.
7. Can't keep a mob claimed? Saves me time? Damn right it now belongs to me (6 free Carabosse today, sup?).
6. Not only do I let seals fall, I let +2 fall, and if people ask I tell them to pay me or get over it.
5. I'm not required to talk to any of you, that's why I play by myself (or with very limited others).
4. Taking advantage of useless players and getting something else done at the same time? Count me in.
3. I joined a Bluffalo party with Katana 140 and still out-parsed all but one person.
2. Overcamping is the same as it has been, if you can't dominate the camp, you're out of luck.
1. Atma of the Apocalypse says, "Hello."

I'm glad we got all that out of the way!

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