Random Fail XI: and so the student has become the master

**Byrthnoth** · 2011-06-08 14:58

Kohan's story is soooooo common. But a good storyteller always makes it sound like new material! Bravo!

aduidarnenye · 2011-06-08 16:01

Very nice story. I could have repeated the same story with several different people that I have met over the years as the characters, with me playing the role of Kohan.

**Palides** · 2011-06-08 16:12

Originally Posted by Lyall

As soon as I saw the alliance leader I knew this was a bad idea. This is from the Way Back Machine and my only experience with that person. Spoiler for no-crops.

Spoiler: show

Not screenied was some bullshit about not needing to be a good COR because CORs were always in demand so someone would level him no matter what.

You forgot to mention the fact that she/he/it still did not have Evoker's Roll at that level. There was a flame on QCDN about it [complete with screens.]

As recently as just 2 months ago, her linkshell failed dyna-windy 3 or 4 times in a row.

With 18+.

At level 90.

Only reason I know is because we had an LS member who did not have access to northlands. So while we were off spamming Xarc, he was failing windy with them for almost a month.

**Lyall** · 2011-06-08 16:19

Originally Posted by Palides

You forgot to mention the fact that she/he/it still did not have Evoker's Roll at that level. There was a flame on QCDN about it [complete with screens.]

As recently as just 2 months ago, her linkshell failed dyna-windy 3 or 4 times in a row.

With 18+.

At level 90.

Only reason I know is because we had an LS member who did not have access to northlands. So while we were off spamming Xarc, he was failing windy with them for almost a month.

Yeah, I'd forgotten all about that until just now! Someone on QCDN started the flame and I think I jumped in midway with those posts.

Jeez, forgot all about that. Complained about not having the gil to buy evoker's or something, and when people suggested that he farm for it instead of grinding levels without it, we got a bunch of "Well farming is boring" nonsense.

If I remember my dramu right, someone even tried to whiteknight for not farming up necessary dice because no one should have to grind gil to play a game, it's all for fun, etc.

Shirai · 2011-06-08 16:24

Originally Posted by Eeeks

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and piggyback on this sentiment. I love Kohan's stories and rants.

I too must admit that I enjoy Kohan's writings.

**wop** · 2011-06-09 08:11

Reminds me of Rubberduckie from my LS, Kohan lol

**Ksandra** · 2011-06-09 11:02

My own failure! My stagger just wasn't fast enough. XD smn demanded a blood sacrifice for currency.

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...7c93000118.jpg

fyi ytg was the only one that survived the bolt with 14 hp ss was taken after some raises.

**Gustave** · 2011-06-09 11:16

15% Plucking Wings solo, timing is everything

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...609_110657.png

**Rida** · 2011-06-09 12:04

Originally Posted by wop

Reminds me of Rubberduckie from my LS, Kohan lol

^

Quack Hey Wopa

**LiquidFriend** · 2011-06-09 13:31

Originally Posted by Kohan

Amazing story.

I enjoyed this story immensely and would read again. Reason # 6754 as to why I don't miss Pandemonium.

Retards on Pandemonium have had soft spot for dudes posing as women for a long time. Tipppy was allowed to do stuff over and over again, even though he was a known thief. At least that resulted in the amazing M Hands drama.

**SnowNoodle** · 2011-06-09 20:59

so i was running through whitegate to store my nyzul weapons

Spoiler: show

i have no idea who this guy is, at all. but apparently having an almost identical name means i bought my account. THAT IS THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR THE SIMILARITY

**Pandum** · 2011-06-09 21:07

so this sephiroth motherfucker has been the same account on every server i go to

**grantlogan** · 2011-06-09 23:49

Ramuh has the goofiest motherfuckers..

**Fievel** · 2011-06-09 23:55

Originally Posted by Pandum

so this sephiroth motherfucker has been the same account on every server i go to

lmao

**wop** · 2011-06-10 06:07

Originally Posted by Rida

^

Quack Hey Wopa

Move to Asura naow

**wop** · 2011-06-10 06:10

Originally Posted by LiquidFriend

Retards on Pandemonium have had soft spot for dudes posing as women for a long time. Tipppy was allowed to do stuff over and over again, even though he was a known thief. At least that resulted in the amazing M Hands drama.

Found it again for the lulz
http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2...ookitgenbu.jpg

**Odin'sLaw** · 2011-06-10 10:35

what ever happened to princesebrea and her "cunt for sale" i do believe she actually slept with someone for a pair of w legs

**Fievel** · 2011-06-10 11:09

Oh god lol, Tipppy.

**Eeeks** · 2011-06-10 11:11

Originally Posted by wop

Spoiler: show

Oh God, I love screenshots like this. Here's another lovely screenshot from the not-so-distant past:

http://i54.tinypic.com/2yvqrr5.jpg

**Byrthnoth** · 2011-06-10 11:12

Lol, poor Dobby. That was far from his first popset.

Eeeks, check your PMs!

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