Random Fail XI: and so the student has become the master

**Inactive** · 2011-07-26 16:52

Never remember to NPC that sutff ;/

**Kohan** · 2011-07-26 22:35

Originally Posted by Inactive

This just in, THFs speedhack around massive groups of people to claim farfadets. I didn't believe all the hype about darknessfallz, I'm now a believer

You must not recognize speed hacks.

**Cairthenn** · 2011-07-27 05:40

So, I have this tendency to toss trash in my inventory without thinking about it. Anyways, I'm doing the Synergy quest on my mule, I look in my inventory, almost throw out my Mythril Sand. Make a mental note not to throw out the sand, the tank, the crystal, or the flint stone. Just about at the NPC and,

http://i56.tinypic.com/1414exc.png

Not a huge deal, but I facepalmed. I have the worst attention span.

**Eurell** · 2011-07-27 06:40

Originally Posted by Cairthenn

So, I have this tendency to toss trash in my inventory without thinking about it. Anyways, I'm doing the Synergy quest on my mule, I look in my inventory, almost throw out my Mythril Sand. Make a mental note not to throw out the sand, the tank, the crystal, or the flint stone. Just about at the NPC and,

http://i56.tinypic.com/1414exc.png

Not a huge deal, but I facepalmed. I have the worst attention span.

Few years ago, I threw out the New Dynamis glass I just bought for 1mil thinking it was the old one from last week. This was while I was standing on the trail markings

**bechyni** · 2011-07-27 07:09

Now that's just silly

**Bendak** · 2011-07-27 08:15

Worst I ever did was http://hilltopgamers.com/images/Bud%20Fail.png. And it wasn't a case of hitting 51/50.

**Cesaria** · 2011-07-27 09:35

Originally Posted by Eurell

Few years ago, I threw out the New Dynamis glass I just bought for 1mil thinking it was the old one from last week. This was while I was standing on the trail markings

Was stood waiting to enter dynamis one day and the shell holder absent mindedly cleared out his inventory - and chucked the dynamis shell away.

**Imoq** · 2011-07-27 14:30

Originally Posted by Draylo

TBH, the "lol no sorry" after his offer probably annoyed him, that annoys me when people do that.

A couple of days later, but I just wanted to clarify this.

Yeah, I realized that the "lol" was probably out of place, but that was just because he was offering 9k/10k to my friends before and then just offered me 6k.

And even if that wasn't the case, I don't think a "misplaced" lol warrants:

"fuck keep for noob"
"+ fuck mother"
"big noob"
"fils de put"
"nig nobb"

But I guess some people just live with a lot of anger on them

**Okan** · 2011-07-27 19:10

Probably not, but I view it as you're in need of money so you're trying to sell them asap. You did after all contact him. He was probably banking on you needing money so much that you'd take a cut on it.

**Kohan** · 2011-07-29 00:50

Recently, my friends and I decided we'd head on over to Attohwa, build our lights, and farm KIs for Ulhuadshi and Itzpapalotl. Shortly after entering, we considered checking on Amun for an easy KI, but everyone ultimately decided they'd rather not bother -- sans me. All by my lonesome, I applied Sneak, ran on through the Myriadeyes, and stumbled upon a treasure far greater than a mere Key Item...

Spoiler: show

**Draylo** · 2011-07-29 01:00

Lucky they aren't like some of the people I've encountered. One person wiped to Glavoid and just as their bard was about to die, she pulled her staff out and CFH and they all homepointed... Just waited till it went passive/white and took before depop lol. Same thing happened a few weeks before, claimed Heqet and i swapped to an add to kill it off and my WHM paralyzed Heqet. Somehow it went white and the other group voked it/attacked and claimed it and CFH :/

**Alkimi** · 2011-07-29 10:23

Originally Posted by Kohan

Recently, my friends and I decided we'd head on over to Attohwa, build our lights, and farm KIs for Ulhuadshi and Itzpapalotl. Shortly after entering, we considered checking on Amun for an easy KI, but everyone ultimately decided they'd rather not bother -- sans me. All by my lonesome, I applied Sneak, ran on through the Myriadeyes, and stumbled upon a treasure far greater than a mere Key Item...

Spoiler: show

Speaking of Amun....

Spoiler: show

**Mairja** · 2011-07-29 15:14

What's wrong with this picture:

http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/a...9_220149-1.png

I facepalmed, then I laughed. Too much abyssea did this to me!

**Chun Liroy** · 2011-07-29 15:58

Some background: Did 50 carabosses last night. We fought on the ???s so it was near other's carabosse, so it healed others with bene, lol. Did it 3~ times to one group on the same carabosse. kannagi nin, thf and 2x whm. They begin to wipe, nin and thf dies, whm brews, proceeds to use sunburst, takes off like 2% each time. The 3rd time it bene'd was during brew, brew wears, whm dies, they wipe. We claim, 2 gems/1 card. Haven't laughed so hard in my life.

Spoiler: show

**Kidnoftle** · 2011-07-29 16:25

You're not calling any senior gm. You're calling your senior gm. You got em now, dude.

**Chun Liroy** · 2011-07-29 16:32

Originally Posted by Kidnoftle

You're not calling any senior gm. You're calling your senior gm. You got em now, dude.

That was all sarcasm btw. lol

**Korialstrasz** · 2011-07-30 02:53

Oh god Hottsongs, I remember that tard. We got into a rather large "argument" once over how he seemed to think opo-opo crown was godly for BRD at 75, AND that it was fucking amazing for PLD because of the HP/MP as well as (you guessed it), the CHR. Ya know, for voke and such.

**Lyall** · 2011-07-30 23:50

Not sure if this belonged in WTF or Random Fail, but I'm out at Castle O doing my last OPs after Otakon/Distant Worlds and I shit you not there is a line formed of roughly a dozen different groups waiting to take turns entering. Of course, I don't give a fuck since these are mostly all JP groups and this would never ever happen in Abyssea, but I was still agog.

Edit: Just got told to get in line by an english player and when I said that wasn't happening, I got called a stupid ragnarokan.

Double edit: Another guy just tried to cure-skip us entering. Mmm, when did XI turn into a game where we form orderly lines?

**Ocara** · 2011-07-31 00:47

Originally Posted by Lyall

Mmm, when did XI turn into a game where we form orderly lines?

Lines are for people who don't know /blockaid and how to quickly go through menus

**Lyall** · 2011-07-31 01:12

Originally Posted by Ocara

Lines are for people who don't know /blockaid and how to quickly go through menus

Yeah, that's what we've been doing. Kind of amusing to always see (moonrunes) {Take care.} every time we come through the door though. Wish I spoke enough so I could be certain they were calling us stupid gaijin and to watch out.

Best part is that this one person is holding a grudge against our monk who has literally said no word and entered us into no fight. Not even the leader.

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