Random Fail XI: and so the student has become the master

[Deader2818]

So, here's a story of my Random Fail today.

I'm sitting in Jeuno as per the norm and I see a guy named Crypticshadow shout. Now, I like to screw with this guy cause he's gimp as fuck, stupid as fuck, and thinks he rng friend Lexxy who full times a Vulcan staff on his Gandiva Rng is the best Rng on the server.

Im prob out of the loop on new axes, etc but I thought Vulcan was still the best for ranger since jupiters crit rate doesnt apply to ranged?

[Myrrh_Quetz]

You can get Augmented daggers from an NPC for Dom points in Abyssea. Can get up to 6% crit on each. And theres a Crit 10% dagger from Dynamis.

[Deader2818]

Ah, wasnt sure if those affect ranged attacks either.

[drwaffles]

My god, this was the first time a shout war with a bunch of people gave me such an extreme headache.

Then stop doing it? It's not funny or smart or cool. Why do you insist on making yourself look like such a gigantic tool every time you post in this thread?

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Then stop doing it? It's not funny or smart or cool. Why do you insist on making yourself look like such a gigantic tool every time you post in this thread?

Oh, well since you see no humor in it then I guess I'll stop just to please you. You have set me straight. How could I have been so wrong?!

[Mikus]

Oh, well since you see no humor in it then I guess I'll stop just to please you. You have set me straight. How could I have been so wrong?!

There truly is no humor to see. You do look like a gigantic idiot every time you post your shout wars in jeuno.

My god, this was the first time a shout war with a bunch of people gave me such an extreme headache.

Between Siren and Diabolos we have a ton of idiots that shout on a daily basis. Namely Militiaone and Dankdragon. If someone argued with them every time they shouted, they'd feel just like how you feel. You do it to yourself every single time.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Look, do you see this?


It's the sound of me caring, it's huge. Honestly, you've both shown me the error of my ways. By not seeing the humor in what I do, you've set me straight. I was blind but now I see, I was lost but am now found. 2+2=4, not 5, I see the mistakes now. No longer will I shout to piss people off. No, now when I see a shout question that is easily answered by the wiki, I shall look it up and answer it for them. When they shout in broken unreadable English, I shall do my best to answer and help. No longer do I see the world as a murky shitty lake. No, it's so clear that I see my reflection and I don't like what I see. Myrrh the troll is dead. No more, gone. Myrrh the help is now born. If I see a someone sporting gimp gear, no longer will I insult them. No no, I shall tell them good job, keep up the good work.

Again, thank you both.

[cpu]

Look, do you see this?


It's the sound of me caring, it's huge. Honestly, you've both shown me the error of my ways. By not seeing the humor in what I do, you've set me straight. I was blind but now I see, I was lost but am now found. 2+2=4, not 5, I see the mistakes now. No longer will I shout to piss people off. No, now when I see a shout question that is easily answered by the wiki, I shall look it up and answer it for them. When they shout in broken unreadable English, I shall do my best to answer and help. No longer do I see the world as a murky shitty lake. No, it's so clear that I see my reflection and I don't like what I see. Myrrh the troll is dead. No more, gone. Myrrh the help is now born. If I see a someone sporting gimp gear, no longer will I insult them. No no, I shall tell them good job, keep up the good work.

Again, thank you both.

It's not a big deal either way, people can blist you if they don't like it obviously but I think it would be worth a shot at attempting a clever/humorous angle on your gimmick instead of a boring/mundane one, hth.

[GoggleHead]

Well I thought it was amusing.

[vanessoutra]

Look, do you see this?


It's the sound of me caring, it's huge. Honestly, you've both shown me the error of my ways. By not seeing the humor in what I do, you've set me straight. I was blind but now I see, I was lost but am now found. 2+2=4, not 5, I see the mistakes now. No longer will I shout to piss people off. No, now when I see a shout question that is easily answered by the wiki, I shall look it up and answer it for them. When they shout in broken unreadable English, I shall do my best to answer and help. No longer do I see the world as a murky shitty lake. No, it's so clear that I see my reflection and I don't like what I see. Myrrh the troll is dead. No more, gone. Myrrh the help is now born. If I see a someone sporting gimp gear, no longer will I insult them. No no, I shall tell them good job, keep up the good work.

Again, thank you both.

o_o I like your posts so is everyone's post.I read this site while I'm waithing on members or just completly bored.Please don't stop ;_;

[Kidnoftle]

Just the fact your responded to waffles like that proves that you do care, just like you trying to call out gimps and then getting reverse trolled because you actually cared. Hold on. I think I have something for this.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KkXO3IOoYG...s1600/KUNU.jpg

Do less.

[grantlogan]

I'll chime in. Myrrh, shut the fuck up.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Just the fact your responded to waffles like that proves that you do care

If you read my last post, it says I do care. Thanks for reading.

just like you trying to call out gimps and then getting reverse trolled

Uh....what they did was in no way, shape, or form trolling. It was a group of idiots saying "U GIMP" over and over. If that's trolling then I know a very skilled 5 year troll.

I'll chime in. Myrrh, shut the fuck up.

Again, read my last post, kind sir. I said I'd stop.


Man, everyone sure is agressive.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Son of a bitch, double post. D:

[Kidnoftle]

If you read my last post, it says I do care. Thanks for reading.
Uh....what they did was in no way, shape, or form trolling. It was a group of idiots saying "U GIMP" over and over. If that's trolling then I know a very skilled 5 year troll.
Again, read my last post, kind sir. I said I'd stop.
Man, everyone sure is agressive.

Welcome to BG.

Also,

Look, do you see this?


It's the sound of me caring, it's huge. Honestly, you've both shown me the error of my ways. By not seeing the humor in what I do, you've set me straight. I was blind but now I see, I was lost but am now found. 2+2=4, not 5, I see the mistakes now. No longer will I shout to piss people off. No, now when I see a shout question that is easily answered by the wiki, I shall look it up and answer it for them. When they shout in broken unreadable English, I shall do my best to answer and help. No longer do I see the world as a murky shitty lake. No, it's so clear that I see my reflection and I don't like what I see. Myrrh the troll is dead. No more, gone. Myrrh the help is now born. If I see a someone sporting gimp gear, no longer will I insult them. No no, I shall tell them good job, keep up the good work.

Again, thank you both.

You quite clearly said you cared very little. Thanks for reading! Also, I'm not calling you into question. I could give a fuck less what you do with your free time (50minutes on idiots is 50minutes you'll never get back but apparently that was a choice you wanted to make). However, if you choose to come here to relate your story at least do your dignity the service of pointing out you were trying to show the world that these people were idiots (or you were trying to reason with them, I'm not exactly sure which). From the sounds of it you got trolled pretty gewd; regardless of whether they actually knew they were doing it.

[Cairthenn]

Look, do you see this?


It's the sound of me caring, it's huge. Honestly, you've both shown me the error of my ways. By not seeing the humor in what I do, you've set me straight. I was blind but now I see, I was lost but am now found. 2+2=4, not 5, I see the mistakes now. No longer will I shout to piss people off. No, now when I see a shout question that is easily answered by the wiki, I shall look it up and answer it for them. When they shout in broken unreadable English, I shall do my best to answer and help. No longer do I see the world as a murky shitty lake. No, it's so clear that I see my reflection and I don't like what I see. Myrrh the troll is dead. No more, gone. Myrrh the help is now born. If I see a someone sporting gimp gear, no longer will I insult them. No no, I shall tell them good job, keep up the good work.

Again, thank you both.

So I found this post on BG and I figured I'd leave it here.

[Gun-it]

Farmin Helms run up to pop with some guy finishing his. Dangercalled comes up and another group behind him, he starts calling a order. With him first fuck that shit lol.


Popped 3 times over him

Because of his order the first 2 pops had no one even trying to pop over me but him was so funny.

[Worlace]

Pretext: This group was continually wiping and just apoc spamming to hold it. Went yellow and I snagged it. This the person who wanted to wait in line at Tunga to claim it, and claims that SE changed the system and it doesn't matter if you proc red, KI is 100%.

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/1...0621232620.png

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9541/ragetext.png

And for dessert:

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8...0630201659.png

Way I see it is, we put them out of their misery. We killed 3 Bukhis with 8 characters (4 actual people) before they wiped to 1 with an alliance

[Kidnoftle]

Those are the best. I have a similar story that involves people wiping to cara and me deciding to take theirs to kill 3 at the same time; saved the gimps that died the time they would of spent zombieing cara and got me an extra 2 gems! They were pretty mayad I could kill that many caras across different toons while holding claim on all of them .-.

[Lyall]

Bah, moment's passed.