Osama bin Laden is dead

[Kaslo]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/05/08...ked.off.plane/

FUCK YEAH MURKIA'

Delta, especially the Memphis airport, fucking blew to begin with. No surprise.

[Dimmauk]

Whats with that pixeled picture on the laptop, it looks like someones dead on the floor if you look closely, lol.

You can make out robes, a little wrap around where the head would be.

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[tyven]

Hey guys... whatcha watchin?

Pilot made the right call. if the other passengers were all up in arms, who knows wtf could have happened once the planes were in the air. all it takes is one stupid white guy to incite some drama and then you got a small plane full of niggas wilin out. sucks for the camels but I'm sure they will get taken care of.

[Elvis]

Pilot made the right call. if the other passengers were all up in arms, who knows wtf could have happened once the planes were in the air. all it takes is one stupid white guy to incite some drama and then you got a small plane full of niggas wilin out. sucks for the camels but I'm sure they will get taken care of.

Will you shut the fuck up with the anti-Muslim comments? This is the second time I've seen you say something ignorant. I got Qaldouche handing me infractions left and right, and your stupid ass is saying the most idiotic things casually without reproach.

ps: you're a fucking idiot

[Salodin]

I don't know what the problem is, their going to get thousands of dollars in free money/airplane rides, all for the mild inconvenience of waiting a few hours for another flight. They even still made their conference.

Shit I'd like that kind of deal.

[archibaldcrane]

Will you shut the fuck up with the anti-Muslim comments? This is the second time I've seen you say something ignorant. I got Qaldouche handing me infractions left and right, and your stupid ass is saying the most idiotic things casually without reproach.

ps: you're a fucking idiot

I'd snicker at you getting trolled, but you have the social awareness of an aspie.

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[tyven]

Will you shut the fuck up with the anti-Muslim comments? This is the second time I've seen you say something ignorant. I got Qaldouche handing me infractions left and right, and your stupid ass is saying the most idiotic things casually without reproach.

ps: you're a fucking idiot

You've only seen two? You are missing out good sir.

[Chun Liroy]

Don't get him started on the slants, oh god.

[EckoGecko]

I don't know what the problem is, their going to get thousands of dollars in free money/airplane rides, all for the mild inconvenience of waiting a few hours for another flight. They even still made their conference.

Shit I'd like that kind of deal.

Next flight you go on, dress up, chant/pray.

WIN

[Lordender]

Someone needs to photoshop Christian Ponder being selected by the vikings on the laptop screens. Hilary sits in disbelief, Wow what a reach she thought.

Even bin laden doesn't understand the reach as well.

[Melena]

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0...-photo/?hpt=T2

Religious paper cuts Clinton from iconic photo
By Jessica Ravitz, CNN

(CNN) – Faith has outweighed fact at Di Tzeitung, a Hasidic newspaper based in Brooklyn, New York.

The ultra-Orthodox Jewish publication ran a doctored copy of the iconic “Situation Room Photo” last Friday – you know, the one taken of President Barack Obama and his national security team during the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound.

Scrubbed from the picture: the two women in the room.

It’s as if Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, with her hand clasped over her mouth, and Audrey Tomason, director of counterterrorism, weren’t there and weren’t part of history.


The original photo, taken by White House photographer Pete Souza, shows Clinton and Tomason.
The news of this broke Friday when Shmarya Rosenberg, 52, posted a quick piece on his blog Failed Messiah.

Rosenberg, of St. Paul, Minnesota, says he wasn't surprised by the photo doctoring and only posted something about it because "it was a slow news day."

A former ultra-Orthodox Jew, Rosenberg has been writing about the ultra-Orthodox community - mostly about crime and what he dubbed "strange media" - for seven years. He says the newspapers in that community have become "increasingly strange with their censorship of women's faces and women's bodies" over the past few years.

He says readers used to see photos of rabbis with their wives and that there was then a time when the women were blurred. Now, they're just not there.

According to Rabbi Jason Miller, a blogger who picked up the story Sunday for The Jewish Week, Di Tzeitung does not include images of women in print “because it could be considered sexually suggestive.”

Within Judaism, there are a number of denominations - Reform, Conservative, Reconstructionist and modern Orthodox, to name some - and ultra-Orthodox Judaism accounts for just one branch of the faith.

The White House, meantime, attached this disclaimer to the photo when it was released:

This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.

"We're not going to comment" on this matter, a White House senior official told CNN

I'm sorry, but anyone who gets aroused by pictures of Hillary needs to have there heads and cocks examined.

[Dimmauk]

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0...-photo/?hpt=T2



I'm sorry, but anyone who gets aroused by pictures of Hillary needs to have there heads and cocks examined.

Hand over mouth is too sexy! Its like she is about to run her tongue through her fingers! HOT!

[Dimmauk]

I like this photo better

[Kaslo]

Hold on new avatar.

[BardonGaruda]

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/...296493581.html

Howth faithful bemused at bin Laden memorial services

CHURCHGOING RESIDENTS of Howth, Co Dublin, were bewildered to see Osama bin Laden listed for two memorial services in their parish newsletter yesterday morning.

The Catholic Church in the seaside town had named the terrorist – shot dead by US navy seals in a heavily-fortified compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, last Sunday – among those to whom it planned to devote a Mass.

In addition to carrying information about upcoming communions and confirmations, the Church of the Assumption newsletter also contained a brief announcement which read: “Osama Bin Laden (recently deceased)”, adding that the man who had topped America’s most wanted list for more than a decade was scheduled to have two Masses said in his honour next Thursday at 8am and 10am.

The information was also carried, without any further explanation or clarification, on the church’s website.

A number of parishioners were shocked at the appearance of the late al-Qaeda leader on the shortlist of people who were due to be remembered by the parish this week, but assumed the information was correct.

One said he did not really know what to make of the scheduled Masses and added that he would need to reflect on it for some time before deciding if it was an appropriate step for the church to take.

In a reflection of the growing influence of social media in Ireland, news of the proposed bin Laden service spread quickly via Twitter, with some users speculating that the decision was a genuinely Christian act of forgiveness and others marvelling at the insensitivity of the move.

However, a spokeswoman for the Dublin archdiocese expressed surprise that such a Mass would be scheduled. She subsequently confirmed that it was a hoax.

She said someone had telephoned the church last week asking that two services to be dedicated to the infamous al-Qaeda leader’s memory.

His name had been taken without question by a church official and included on the list for upcoming prayers without the sanction of parish priest Msgr Brendan Houlihan.

Msgr Houlihan was said to be very upset at bin Laden’s inclusion on the Mass list and insisted that under no circumstances would a memorial service be held in the church for the deceased terrorist.

“A lot of hurt has been caused by this hoax,” the archdiocese spokeswoman said, shortly before this week’s newsletter was taken down from the church’s website.

tldr;

Church in Ireland put out a schedule that included 2 memorial masses for Bin Laden because someone just took down the name from hoax phone call and didn't check before sending to print.

[Tyche]

Will you shut the fuck up with the anti-Muslim comments? This is the second time I've seen you say something ignorant. I got Qaldouche handing me infractions left and right, and your stupid ass is saying the most idiotic things casually without reproach.

ps: you're a fucking idiot

This, right here, may be the funniest shit I've read in a long long time. And everyone gets infractions from Qal left and right, don't take it personally.

[Melena]

This, right here, may be the funniest shit I've read in a long long time. And everyone gets infractions from Qal left and right, don't take it personally.

I don't.

Spoiler: show

Incoming infraction for me in 3,2,....

[Dimmauk]

This, right here, may be the funniest shit I've read in a long long time. And everyone gets infractions from Qal left and right, don't take it personally.

So there is a Qal Left and a Qal Right? And when times get tough and people are posting dicks, they combine into the mighty Qaldouche! BG is a magical place.

[Melena]

Hold on new avatar.

Ditto.

[Chun Liroy]

This, right here, may be the funniest shit I've read in a long long time. And everyone gets infractions from Qal left and right, don't take it personally.

Cosigned.