gay and straight men are basically identical except for two things

[Rocl]

Callisto shut up you're just a fag-hating spam mod

[Shiroikage]

i like chick fights

[Kuya]

Spoiler: show

I don't mean that, bis/lesbians do nothing for me

lol

[Kuya]

women's sexual interests change so rapidly that if you insist for long enough she will eventually like women too and have a threesome with you

[Shiroikage]

it would be awesome if their sexual interests changed so that they would be sexually interested in me

[Shiroikage]

shirosexual

[Callisto]

Callisto shut up you're just a fag-hating spam mod

yes but MODS = FAGS so you just made like a gay paradox, wrap your gay mind around that like your gay mouth on a gay weiner, or at least a poorly discriminating straight one

i like chick fights

yus

women's sexual interests change so rapidly that if you insist for long enough she will eventually like women too and have a threesome with you

oh no that's not the issue, it's more the same reason porn and strippers do nothing for me, if a woman isn't like, imminently about to touch my penis within the next 5 minutes she doesn't really make a blip on my sexdar at all

[Rocl]

good point, sorry, I forgot that you're the best mod

[Shiroikage]

yus

absolutely

[Kuya]

what you all seem to be forgetting about is that women are all bi

[Kuya]

amazing discovery

[Odon]

Kuya go on AIM we need to discuss something.

[Kuya]

not right now i am taking a nap, be back in two hours nigga

[Conrad]

Man having a high sex drive sucks

[Conrad]

As a man
If I were a woman it would be no problem

[Shiroikage]

bow down before my shitty sex drive

[Conrad]

I would rather not

[Callisto]

bow down before my shitty sex drive

I'd high-five you but eh, too much work

[Odon]

As a man
If I were a woman it would be no problem

I jacked off for an hour straight today because I had nothing to do and was horny as fuck.

[Mertron]

But for women they need multiple cues simultaneously to cross a certain threshold to feel arousal. Most female erotica includes multiple cues and a real story line -- there's usually a time element involved in female arousal.

i find women needing multiple cues to be aroused to be true, for example if a girl finds me attractive (play along for a second here) she will not actually reach arousal until i take out my wallet and a few hundred dollar bills, the keys to my bmw, and a magnum condom pop out

the time element is also true, because the longer it takes for this to happen the more likely she is to find out i was not actually attractive to begin with and then she runs away screaming