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  1. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    I jacked off for an hour straight today because I had nothing to do and was horny as fuck.
    bro...

  2. #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    bro...
    chari wants to be your big black bear now odon

  3. #43
    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
    SASSAGE KING OF DA WORLD
    cheap hawks gay

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    eh, I took a nap for an hour because I had nothing to do and that was about all that was going on

  4. #44
    Canadian Fury
    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    eh, I took a nap for an hour because I had nothing to do and that was about all that was going on
    I have a feeling that we would be the best of bros.

  5. #45
    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

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    agreed, derp

  6. #46
    preachy and pretentious
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    Lol

  7. #47
    Chram
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    bow down before my shitty sex drive
    I'd murder for a lower sex drive. It almost seems ritualistic for me to masturbate every day after work and god damn does it piss me off because I have other shit to do.

  8. #48
    okay guy I guess
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    no clearly he masturbates constantly until he is back at work, goddamn

  9. #49
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    Honestly, I don't see how knocking one out everyday could impact getting shit done so it'd have to be something like that.

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    Seriously the shit ain't foreplay, it's more like killing bin Laden. In, out, bury the evidence at sea.

  11. #51
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    As a man
    If I were a woman it would be no problem
    no, this sucks equally as much.

  12. #52
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    I am giving you the evil eye via the interwebs.

  13. #53
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    why? let's not pretend that there isn't only negativity surrounding women with high sex drives who choose to act on it. you can be a satisfied slut who doesn't have the luxury of fitting in because this aspect of your life attracts shitty men and incurs the disdain of many other women, or you can be unfulfilled. happiness is not necessarily the result of getting what you want, or being wired as men hypothesize they would prefer. in all actuality, they often don't.

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    There's that and the fact that all your friends don't need to know how many dicks have entered your hole. You could have tons of anonymous sex without the people in your life knowing much about it... satisfied, no stigma.

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    Of course I'm not saying that's the route to take, just sayin'... it's easy.

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    ...for women.

  17. #57
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    you could similarly pick up and bang a different fatty probably every night of the week. there are just as many ugly sluts out there as good looking ones. solution: not ideal. same as the one you're proposing. not to mention it's weird to have a whole aspect of your life you can't talk to anyone about for fear of being judged. okay then.

  18. #58
    okay guy I guess
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    if you banged fatties I would judge you

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    aawwww yeah

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