Spitting Game

[notorious bum]

Just don't listen to that stupid fucking cornball Mystery and just "do you." If you gotta buy a book or pay for dating tips and whatnot, you are already going about it the wrong way. Its not a math formula lol Well, easy chicks could probably be plugged into a math equation, but yeah.

When you try too hard, chicks notice. Game is practically on training wheels these days.

You got a car? A job? Oh shhhhit, buy that ho a drink, talk about your "ambitions" or some shit and keep smiling while her lips are moving.

But for real, go at it with a "don't give a fuck" mentality and leave the pick-up lines, gimmicks, and shit at home!

If you are looking for more than a quick lay, it sounds corny, but being "a gentlemen" goes a long way, too. Some chicks say they don't care about the old mannerisms, but trust me, that shit works over time cause most dudes don't put in that kind of work nowadays.

If all else fails, dress up like Kanye and walk into the place in slow-motion, everything looks better in slow-motion.

[Ksandra]

this guy has the answer to everything.


Sad to say, he says some shit that's pretty true. XD


idc what women say, we don't ever have to chase men, they come all to us LOL

[Boyiee]

The spitting game is when someone pretends to swallow, but they're actually palming and hiding the load like a magician hides cards. The "game" part is not getting caught, obviously.

On a side note, ever since I became a vegetarian (I still eat fish, so pescetarian I guess, just no meat) I have seen an increase of the willingness in letting me bust in/on mouth/face of the girl I've been seeing. I heard eating more fruit makes it taste better, but excluding meat entirely has done wonders.

[foopy]

The spitting game is when someone pretends to swallow, but they're actually palming and hiding the load like a magician hides cards. The "game" part is not getting caught, obviously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowbal...xual_practice)

Snowballing is the human sexual practice in which one person takes another person's semen into his or her mouth and then "swaps" or passes it to the mouth of the other, or a third person, usually through kissing.

The term was originally used only by homosexuals. Researchers who surveyed over 1200 gay or bisexual men at New York LGBT community events in 2004 found that around 20% said they had one or more times engaged in snowballing.

In heterosexual couples, a woman who has performed fellatio may afterwards return the semen to her partner's mouth, mixed with saliva; the couple may then exchange the fluid several times, causing its volume to increase (hence "snowballing"). Many heterosexual men are uncomfortable with the practice.

i also really like the pic wiki has up:









i have an irrational fear that a girl will snowball me. that's what i think of when i hear "spitting game". some sort of game a girl plays to ultimately get me to eat my own nut.

[ZarakiKujata]

i have an irrational fear that a girl will snowball me. that's what i think of when i hear "spitting game". some sort of game a girl plays to ultimately get me to eat my own nut.

37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

[foopy]

37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

clerks.

[ZarakiKujata]

In a row?

fixed that for you.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

If you got snowballed I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch swallowing ain't one

[ZarakiKujata]

If you got snowballed I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch swallowing ain't one

what if she's like that South African bitch who got pregnant from swallowing.

that sounds like quite a few problems.

also CS: This Jerry guy is a fucking boss.


The other nigga in this video is even funnier imo.

"If you are able to get a job at McDonalds you probably overqualified to be my girl, cuz I can't be wit nobody that's doin better than me"

[Ragnell]

If you got snowballed I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch swallowing ain't one

Hit me

[Yabby]

On a side note, ever since I became a vegetarian (I still eat fish, so pescetarian I guess, just no meat) I have seen an increase of the willingness in letting me bust in/on mouth/face of the girl I've been seeing. I heard eating more fruit makes it taste better, but excluding meat entirely has done wonders.

Thank you for making me question how bad my jizz must taste.... 90% of my diet is meat... gf hasn't bitched about it... going to have to ask her....

[miokomioko]

proteins = bitter
citric acid = sweet

http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/sitei...uice_photo.jpg

[aduidarnenye]

There's a saying that men never marry women they laugh at but women will often marry men they laugh at. I think that's pretty much true.

It's not about ignoring women in order to make them want you. If a girl doesn't want you, all the ignoring in the world will do nothing for you if she just doesn't care. It's more about who holds the power of the relationship and how that power is used. If the guy wants the girl more than the girl wants the guy, the girl has all the power and the guy needs to do something to shift that balance of power. That's why ignoring works with some women (the ones that care), they know they have the power (the guy wants them more than they want the guy) and when they're suddenly ignored they are intrigued.

If the situation is opposite (the girl wants the guy but the guy doesn't want the girl) there aren't as many tools available to women to get the guy. Guys are more visual (in general) and if he's not attracted to her it's just not going to work, no matter how witty and personable (or clever at picking up guys) she might be. There are just more tools available to guys to get girls because girls are more emotional than guys (in general) so that opens up all kinds of mind games for guys to use.

[archibaldcrane]

Laugh at, or laugh with?












Just kidding, women aren't funny, it's obviously at.

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[Ragnell]

Thank you for making me question how bad my jizz must taste.... 90% of my diet is meat... gf hasn't bitched about it... going to have to ask her....

Im sure it does, my gf complains but funny enough, once I switched deodorant it changed taste too she said, stopped using Axe spray for old spice stick

[ZarakiKujata]

Im sure it does, my gf complains but funny enough, once I switched deodorant it changed taste too she said, stopped using Axe spray for old spice stick

holy shit that's why the Old Spice commercial guy is so baller?

[Enedin]

I'm on a horse

[AoE]

This thread makes baby jesus cry, I have yet to see proof's quote in this bitch, I'm fucking dissapointed in you Tyven, AOE, Miz(even if this nigga aint post in here yet), Seanr, Kuno, dev, ALL YA NIGGAS

I thought you guys could tell that I'm as Uncle Ruckus as they come.

[solanis]

is spitting game code for trolling for easy pussy to stick a dick in, or looking for a girlfriend? is looking for a girlfriend looking for a partner, or pet?

[notorious bum]

Spit yo game, talk your shit