The Official Forums II: Out Here Grindin'

[BorkBorkBork]

Uggg reps have replied to two of kings stupid ass threads. He probably thinks he semi works for them by now.

On a side note he needs a new emote called /bumpthread. Dude replies to everything in separate posts so his random nothings stay on top.

[Raen Ryong]

Why don't we all start using idiotic emotes and such when replying to him? This reminds of the whole FFXI thing where one party member insists that it's really awesome to have retarded party macros and often the only way they stop is if you ridicule them by making your own ridiculous ones.

[Mairja]

I can't even bring myself to read his posts if they consist of more than 2 sentences. I just start raging because of his emotes, and end up not having a clue what he's actually saying.

[Ksandra]

I know you're banned, but learn how to use the fucking apostrophe key.

my favorite bant so far! ban reason:

[Pharaun]

my favorite bant so far! ban reason:

Oh god, that is a fantastic ban reason.

[S N K]

Kingfury is one of the posters who seriously makes me want to vomit. It's like an overdose of rainbows and flowers everytime he fucking posts.

[Aksannyi]

I generally have a seething hatred for anyone who double posts on a damn near constant basis. Here and there, I can deal with, but that guy posts like six times in succession with no responses and it's annoying as shit.

[TybudX]

I've been trying to get him banned for spam, but I work 16 hours a day, and blowfin took up lots of my time this week.

[arus2001]

Now this is how you troll the melee RDMs. Bravo, SE!

Link to SE troll post.

I'd imagine the real troll would be finding out the added effect doesn't work with Enspells up.

[Khiinroye]

Just make sure to have the popcorn ready.

[Lyall]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...ass-Psionicist

Another in the list of people who think they're game designers and will be hated to death by Lyall. Stop me if some of these ideas sound familiar.

Lvl 15 - Focus Thought I (aka Clear Mind)
Lvl 20 - Alertness I
Lvl 25 - Widescan I
Lvl 30- Auto Regain.
Lvl 35 - "Iron will I"
Lvl 40 - "Dominate I"

Focus Thought(aka Clear Mind). A player enters a meditative state quickly recovering TP while resting. This passive trait mimic the tiered versions of clear mind.

Auto Regain. A player has learned to harness hidden portion of the mind. Regain +1 TP/tic.

"Dominate". a player's mastery of the self helps to impose his will on others. A bonus to all powers use against opponents.

"Iron Will I". A Players mastery of self, blocks attempts at dominations. A bonus to defense rolls from both psionics and magical domination(for examples. Amnesia, charm, paralyze, terror, etc.).

---Braincrush(lizard). Centers a force on single target causing damage and silence.
---ChargedWisker.(Couerl). Builds and releases a static discharge from self.


---Mindblast.(soul flayer). A psychic blast damaging all target in a cone. Add effect: Paralysis.
---Mindpurge.(soulflayer). Dispels 3 buffs of a target. Or dispels 3 enfeebs on a party member.
---Immortalmind.(soulflayer). 100%defense from mind assaults(ex. Charm, amnesia, terror). Duration 1min.
---Terror.(Wyrms). creates an irrational terror in targets mind completely immobilizing them. Duration 30sec.
---Amensia.(imps). Psychic assault causing loss of job abilities to single target.
---Addle.(redmage). Increases casting time(and/or job ability timers) 30%. single target.

---Nightmare.(diabolous). Places a single target into their worst nightmare. Causes sleep with strong DoT.


---TrueSight.(Taurus and NM's). A pscionicist "sees" past illusions to the true nature of reality. Useful against the ninjutsu:Utsemi, mimics, and invisible monsters and players.

---Regeneration.(leech). A players harnesses the hidden reserves to boost healing. ( Regen 2 or 3) duration 1min.

---DimensionalDeath.(shadow). A player summons an infinitely sharp gate to cause damage. Physical armor ignore, magical defenses works normally.

---PheniluneEmbrace.(gnoles). A players opens a gate to positive plane. Effect AoE HP recover and erase.

So, we have a regaining bluemage/summoner/VNMkiller hybrid that would totally be fun and balanced, guys. GIVE THIS MAN A JOB, DAMMIT.

Gah, rereading it it sounds even fucking dumber now. This guy is like, marketing the Tokyo Black Market Anime Box Set Super Good Time Alrite! version of XI. Can't even fucking spell Diabolos right and apparently Gnoles open gates to positive planes.

[Aurara]

What the fuck....

[Kensagaku]

Reminds me of FFV's Necromancer, but with more fail.

[matt4684]

The thing that makes me the most nauseous is how the amount of fluff and roleplaying in his descriptions

i.e. "Auto Regain. A player has learned to harness hidden portion of the mind. Regain +1 TP/tic." could simply be "Gradually increases TP". Plain, simple, accurate

[Cail]

Gain TP while resting...yea ok, thats brilliant

[Dooom]

You know, I just realised - and this could make an epic troll thread - has anyone of the anti-leeching in abyssea crowd asked for an "old" style of ff14 exp, where how much exp you gained from a kill was based on how many actions you took?

[Cail]

If they did it in 14, dont troll it...SE is dumb enough to say "hey thats a good idea for 11!" lol

[Dooom]

Well, they *did* end up taking it out of 14 once people complained too much!

[Julian]

I know you're banned, but learn how to use the fucking apostrophe key.

Holy shit, I am so glad I'm not the only person who was irritated at that crap while reading his stupid posts.

[Kensagaku]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...ing-Strategies

Utsusemi: Ni is overpowered, guys.