The Official Forums II: Out Here Grindin'

**arus2001** · 2011-07-07 19:59

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**Apelila** · 2011-07-07 23:56

Originally Posted by Byrthnoth

So, what I was thinking is, some rich guy somewhere has a bunch of monkeys in a room hitting keyboards trying to generate the complete works of Shakespeare. Not wanting to waste all of their non-Shakespearean output, said rich guy has a computer program designed to filter their output by relevance. Dallas' posts are the things the computer filters out as topically relevant to FFXI.

I really dont know why this made me laugh like it did, but i've been giggling (Giggling! Like a kid) for like 10 minutes. Thank you sir.

**Mairja** · 2011-07-08 03:38

SE has taken away the option for the OP to delete their own thread too. Good.

**Palides** · 2011-07-08 03:43

Originally Posted by Francisco

My new signature for the official forums. I wonder if I'll get away with it.

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...095f00301b.jpg

I don't know if you've ever seen Yogscast [just youtube it] but I totally read that in Simon's dwarf voice.

"COOOOOOOME 'ERRRREEEEEEEEEE"

**BorkBorkBork** · 2011-07-08 12:06

Way to lazy to screenie this but here's our buddy Starcades latest FFXI rant. I have to be honest that I miss him not being on the official forums anymore because this lacks his usually gusto.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Two quick thoughts...
1) Where's the number of players, Square-Enix, or are you too fucking embarrassed to tell us?

2) An answer to a comment question which should've been obvious, but the cheating idiot wants me to s-p-e-l-l i-t o-u-t f-o-r h-i-m...

Cid from Bahamut:

He basically said, to basically draw me into a rage in which I'd fly to Japan and smash all the servers (tempting, but ultimately useless -- it's the players' conduct as well as Square-Enix' enabling of the shitheads), that the JPs use Windower too.

It's hard not to see why, when the Americans basically make it a prerequisite of actually playing the damn game. "Enjoy your $1,500 PS2", anyone?

So he wonders why I think he's proud of that...

Hmmm, maybe because it makes you look like you actually run the place?
Posted by Starcade at 3:04 AM 0 comments
Labels: Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish (Final Farce-asy XI)

**Byrthnoth** · 2011-07-08 12:08

Originally Posted by BorkBorkBork

Way to lazy to screenie this but here's our buddy Starcades latest FFXI rant. I have to be honest that I miss him not being on the official forums anymore because this lacks his usually gusto.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Two quick thoughts...
1) Where's the number of players, Square-Enix, or are you too fucking embarrassed to tell us?

2) An answer to a comment question which should've been obvious, but the cheating idiot wants me to s-p-e-l-l i-t o-u-t f-o-r h-i-m...

Cid from Bahamut:

He basically said, to basically draw me into a rage in which I'd fly to Japan and smash all the servers (tempting, but ultimately useless -- it's the players' conduct as well as Square-Enix' enabling of the shitheads), that the JPs use Windower too.

It's hard not to see why, when the Americans basically make it a prerequisite of actually playing the damn game. "Enjoy your $1,500 PS2", anyone?

So he wonders why I think he's proud of that...

Hmmm, maybe because it makes you look like you actually run the place?
Posted by Starcade at 3:04 AM 0 comments
Labels: Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish (Final Farce-asy XI)

Oh Starcade, how far thou hast fallen. Apparently NAs cause JPs to cheat. Riiiight, because the original (insert any 3P tool here) wasn't Japanese.

**Karbuncle** · 2011-07-08 12:09

He just sounds like a whiny little kid who has issues with moving on and controlling his anger. God i hope he dies soon. I feel bad saying that but i can't ignore the fact i wish he would just die.

**Crizto** · 2011-07-08 12:53

Originally Posted by Byrthnoth

Oh Starcade, how far thou hast fallen. Apparently NAs cause JPs to cheat. Riiiight, because the original (insert any 3P tool here) wasn't Japanese.

JP's always saw the big Fafnir 10 seconds before everyone else ^_^. Purple claim!!

**Aksannyi** · 2011-07-08 16:16

Ugh, this fucking guy....
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...the-Band-Wagon

It's not even a good attempt at a troll post.

**Nightfyre** · 2011-07-08 16:43

I have to admit, I like their sig.

**Aksannyi** · 2011-07-08 16:48

That godawful Prishe abomination? You can't be serious. I've had that shit adblocked for nearly as long as he's had it.

Shirai · 2011-07-08 17:08

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Ugh, this fucking guy....
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...the-Band-Wagon

It's not even a good attempt at a troll post.

Can't they just ban this retard?
Especially thanks to his sig every post this guy makes looks to me like:

Q Q Please find him a reason to abandon this game forever.

**ronin sparthos** · 2011-07-08 17:20

Guy is just propping up his postcount.

**Nightfyre** · 2011-07-08 18:11

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

That godawful Prishe abomination? You can't be serious. I've had that shit adblocked for nearly as long as he's had it.

The Prishe graphic is awful, but the text was a colorful way of saying "fuck PS2 limitations" and it got a chuckle out of me.

**Aurara** · 2011-07-08 18:43

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/threads/11159-AF3-3

Seriously, what the fuck?

**Francisco** · 2011-07-08 20:28

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Ugh, this fucking guy....
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...the-Band-Wagon

It's not even a good attempt at a troll post.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

**Heian** · 2011-07-08 20:47

Originally Posted by Aurara

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/threads/11159-AF3-3

Seriously, what the fuck?

One of Carbamesh's plentiful shout trolls....

**arus2001** · 2011-07-09 01:27

Man, I'd be okay with an AF3+3 that combined all the +1s of artifact/relic with the +2s of Emp with all their respective stats on that piece. Broken? Fuck yeah. Inventory saver? Hallejuah. It'd actually give some pieces some use, too, even if just a side perk. x.x

**Kazen** · 2011-07-09 01:54

I've had my security token for a while and I'm worried about the bettery running out. All FFXI platforms have USB support. Shouldn't be hard to make something you can plug in that would comunicate directly without the need for a battery or typing in anything manualy. Just set it up to interface as a USB keyboard, then have a button on it that would register the 6 digit 1 time password as key presses. Basicly you put the cursor where you want it to type in the 1 time password (weather it's in the POL application or web browser) and press the button. The token would read the system time, generate the 1 time password and type it in for you. No need to change any of the current software for this to work, just make the new usb tokens.

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...Security-Token

**Churchill** · 2011-07-09 10:12

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Also, can someone tell this guy to STFU? Getting really sick of his "ZOMG STOP PUTTING DEVS IN THREAD TITLES" campaign, every fucking thread.

This guy is in every fucking topic. You'd think with the way he responds to everything he's a GM, a Developer, a PR Rep, a Customer Service Rep, and CEO of SE all at once. If I didn't have a sneaking suspicion a ban on the official forums would somehow come back to haunt my actual character I would go back to serious trolling for some of these twats. Korpg and Prishe dude are also favorites.

Edit:
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...981#post140981

Went for it anyways

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