Human Centipede

**Seanr** · 2011-05-10 15:28

watchin this now, which section would you be?

**Mertron** · 2011-05-10 15:29

whatever animal kills centipedes

**Callisto** · 2011-05-10 15:29

eh have fun, was kinda meh, but front all the way, ain't no way I'm gonna eat da poopoo

**Conrad** · 2011-05-10 15:32

Plus it's like a perpetual rimjob, always enjoyable

**Callisto** · 2011-05-10 15:34

the main moral of the story as that teamwork goes all to shit as soon as you throw a jap in the mix, moonspeaking bastard

**Seanr** · 2011-05-10 15:36

Originally Posted by Callisto

eh have fun, was kinda meh, but front all the way, ain't no way I'm gonna eat da poopoo

I was thinkin the same

**Qalbert** · 2011-05-10 19:14

VANILLA PASTE, CHOOSE THE VANILLA PASTE

**Falisa** · 2011-05-10 23:28

Haven't watched this, but I think I got everything from tosh.0

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-...tipede---uncut

**Meat** · 2011-05-10 23:32

how much fruit is the person in front of me eating?

**Meat** · 2011-05-10 23:32

fibrous fruit

**Seanr** · 2011-05-10 23:35

there is fibrous fruit?

**Meat** · 2011-05-10 23:56

berries, mangoes, bananas um. shit like that

**Antithesis** · 2011-05-10 23:57

A lack of a Numbers option I do see? How uncouth of thee.

**Mertron** · 2011-05-10 23:58

Originally Posted by Falisa

Haven't watched this, but I think I got everything from tosh.0

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-...tipede---uncut

just watched this, i need to see this movie

**Ivve** · 2011-05-11 00:05

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

just watched this, i need to see this movie

http://www.movie2k.to/The-Human-Cent...ie-140175.html

**Mertron** · 2011-05-11 00:08

sweet, grabbing a beer

**Meat** · 2011-05-11 00:08

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Th...?trkid=2361637

**Ivve** · 2011-05-11 01:14

just watched, total waste. spoiling it:

not even remotely believable to me. they never would have gotten up again after the initial surgery, much less made enough of a recovery to get up and crawl all around together. you can get all kind of infections getting even the tiniest bit of shit anywhere it shouldn't be. i'm really supposed to believe that shitting into a surgery site ON YOUR HEAD is going to be a sustainable system of living for any length of time at all? no.

even suspending my disbelief, tosh makes an excellent point: why the fuck didn't they just pull themselves apart? yes it would hurt, but it probably hurts just as much to get pulled around by your face staples anyway. at least then there would be some tiny sliver of hope that escape might be possible, or that he'd at least put you down for ruining the experiment. they had to know that they couldn't possibly live on a diet of shit and their death would be pretty slow an agonizing. i'd much rather have a quick death, or even one from bleeding out after ripping my face out of someone else's ass. just saying.

but ehhhhh, who cares i guess. people in movies, especially horror movies, make generally poor decisions that don't make much sense. if they didn't, there wouldn't be anything to watch. not entirely sure that'd be a bad thing.

**Callisto** · 2011-05-11 01:16

yeah for real plus if you want me to dookie in your mouth all you gotta do is ask, don't need to be sewn together

**Ivve** · 2011-05-11 01:18

i know right, communication is key

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