Judgment Day - May 21st, 2011 at Participating Universes

[Bluegill!!]

All I know is that when Jesus parts the sky and comes down from heaven, I'm going to the nearest high school and fucking a lot of hot high school girls with round asses. Whether they want to or not.

[Melena]

did you mean: hefeweizen?

Yea, shitty day + work = brain fart

[foopy]

All I know is that when Jesus parts the sky and comes down from heaven, I'm going to the nearest high school and fucking a lot of hot high school girls with round asses. Whether they want to or not.

excellent first post.

advocating pedophilia and rape. welcome to BG.

[Dimmauk]

Here's the part I have a whole problem with on this "rapture" stuff.

According to Jesus, not even he knows when the world is gonna end, and no Man (meaning us lowly humans) know either, in any way, shape or form.

Then why the fuck does this guy think he's special and knows when it'll end? I mean, if people wanna go derp derp and give this religious fanatic all their money, that's their business, but this just smells full of BS to me.

Personally, I'm just gonna go about my life, have a barbecue and a couple of cold beers at 6PM tomorrow. If the world ends, hey, at least I got to have some kick ass burgers and some Blue Moon beer before I punched my ticket in.

I bet when he runs out of money again, he will crank up the rapture money machine again. LOL

[brisk]

The thought of a rolling judgement day is more hilarious than a straight up judgement day. Also, a high school thats open on Sat? Someone find me that shit.

[bigrougabagel]

The thought of a rolling judgement day is more hilarious than a straight up judgement day. Also, a high school thats open on Sat? Someone find me that shit.

Will only be the bad girls with saturday detention... do they do that anymore?

[Ashmada]

Well, either jesus is an hour late or these heathen lands weren't part of that particular rapture.

Oh, well, this one was better anyway:

[Ardrial]

It's not till 6 pm local time.

Everywhere.

Because Jesus uses Time Zones amirite?

[Krandor]

It's not till 6 pm local time.

Everywhere.

Because Jesus uses Time Zones amirite?

Camping has directly stated that at 6 an Earthquake will rock Japan (because apparently the islands in the Pacific a few hours ahead of them don't exist), and that will signal to the rest of the world that Armageddon is on it's way.

[Ashmada]

It's not till 6 pm local time.

Everywhere.

Because Jesus uses Time Zones amirite?

Oh. That's what I get for not paying attention, thought it was at midnight.

Indeed, time zones are an integral part of the Holyplan™. The whole operation hinges on time zones!

[aduidarnenye]

Got this off Reddit. What the fuck?

[Deadgye]

excellent first post.

advocating pedophilia and rape. welcome to BG.

Girls in high school still haven't started puberty where you come from? That must suck.

[Gryffes]

Sup guys, I'm posting from the 21st due to time zone differences. The apocalypse all went better than expected.

[Akiyama]

Wow.. people are even more apeshit than I thought. What was the response back in 1994 when he announced the end of the world? Lol

[Biggie]

Got this off Reddit. What the fuck?

wtf.... I would like to kick them people in the nuts. So, did they put their dog down or not? Or does it say?

[Drex]

wtf.... I would like to kick them people in the nuts. So, did they put their dog down or not? Or does it say?

"the family fortunately decided to leave her post-apocalyptic survival "in the Lord's hands."

[Bregor]

Is that confirmed to be an actual article? It's probably just an ad for bullshit like this that's been posted a dozen times.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Don't euthanize your pets, let the heathens take care of them!

[BadKarma]

Listening to August Burns Red and Skillet all day and night, just in case. WHOS WITH ME.

[Meresgi]

So anyone been raptured yet and able to get online in heaven? If so tell us.

[Drex]

it begins

http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/r.../it-begins.jpg