Judgment Day - May 21st, 2011 at Participating Universes

[Cloudius]

"the family fortunately decided to leave her post-apocalyptic survival "in the Lord's hands."

oh so 15min of fame, etc.

[shidobu]

awwww shit

[jinkazama]

I mean this is only in Kiritimati... need to wait until it at least hits a location with electricity

[tonyg]

Listening to August Burns Red and Skillet all day and night, just in case. WHOS WITH ME.

Each time I hear Seventh Trumpet I can imagine it being the soundtrack to the apocalypse. I sure as hell will be listening to it once we all die in a few days!

[Krandor]

I really hope people graffiti up the billboards all over the Bay Area. As long as we've had to stare at those, I think it's only fair.

I don't really like Oakland anyways, but I feel much dirtier knowing this crackpot is in the same general area as me.

[jinkazama]

http://www.familyradio.com is down lol

[Maaglin]

4 hours and 20 mins left for me.

Better not fuck up my bbq party.

[Krandor]

It's still up, took a long time to load though, so I imagine it's probably in the processing of getting DoSed or whatnot

[Eticket]

http://twitter.com/Jesus_M_Christ/st...88590954319873

Going to get some sleep. Need to rest up for my big day tomorrow.

[Krandor]

I almost feel like going to church on Sunday just to see what sane religious people will say about this after the fact.

Edit: lol, another Jesus tweet from a few days ago

So, anybody doing anything interesting on Saturday?

[Lordender]

http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/a...r/7a6acdd9.png

[jinkazama]

[link to ptwc.weather.gov]

000
WECA43 PHEB 210028
TIBCAX

TSUNAMI STATEMENT NUMBER 1
NWS PACIFIC TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER EWA BEACH HI
0028 UTC SAT MAY 21 2011

THIS STATEMENT APPLIES TO COUNTRIES WITHIN AND BORDERING THE
CARIBBEAN SEA...EXCEPT FOR PUERTO RICO AND THE VIRGIN ISLANDS.

... TSUNAMI INFORMATION STATEMENT ...

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR INFORMATION ONLY.

THIS BULLETIN IS ISSUED AS ADVICE TO GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. ONLY
NATIONAL AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO MAKE
DECISIONS REGARDING THE OFFICIAL STATE OF ALERT IN THEIR AREA AND
ANY ACTIONS TO BE TAKEN IN RESPONSE.

AN EARTHQUAKE HAS OCCURRED WITH THESE PRELIMINARY PARAMETERS

ORIGIN TIME - 0016Z 21 MAY 2011
COORDINATES - 56.1 SOUTH 27.0 WEST
DEPTH - 33 KM
LOCATION - SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION
MAGNITUDE - 6.5

EVALUATION

A DESTRUCTIVE WIDESPREAD TSUNAMI THREAT DOES NOT EXIST BASED ON
HISTORICAL EARTHQUAKE AND TSUNAMI DATA.

HOWEVER - THERE IS THE SMALL POSSIBILITY OF A LOCAL OR REGIONAL
TSUNAMI THAT COULD AFFECT COASTS LOCATED USUALLY NO MORE THAN A
FEW HUNDRED KILOMETERS FROM THE EARTHQUAKE EPICENTER. AUTHORITIES
IN THE REGION NEAR THE EPICENTER SHOULD BE MADE AWARE OF THIS
POSSIBILITY.

THIS WILL BE THE ONLY PRODUCT ISSUED BY THE PACIFIC TSUNAMI
WARNING CENTER FOR THIS EVENT UNLESS ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

[BadKarma]

[link to ptwc.weather.gov]

000
WECA43 PHEB 210028
TIBCAX

TSUNAMI STATEMENT NUMBER

An earthquake in the middle of bumfuck pacific ocean? News at eleven.

Sent while having a prostate exam. feelsgoodman

[Bweigelt]

Actually that was in the Atlantic, so not even the right ocean.

[BadKarma]

Actually that was in the Atlantic, so not even the right ocean.

I saw HI and assume Hawaii. Ma bad, also did that alert basically say nothing to see here? Thefuxmate

Sent while having a prostate exam. feelsgoodman

[Lordender]

lol thought this was funny

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3..._2170506_n.jpg

[Bregor]

LOCATION - SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION

om nom nom nom rapture so delicious

[Guitarman]

some photos if you guys want to see. Check the related link on the right, pretty fucking funny coming from a news station lol.

http://www.kgw.com/news/slideshows/P...s%2Fslideshows

[Eticket]

some photos if you guys want to see. Check the related link on the right, pretty fucking funny coming from a news station lol.

http://www.kgw.com/news/slideshows/P...s%2Fslideshows

I love my town. lol

[Bweigelt]

I saw HI and assume Hawaii. Ma bad, also did that alert basically say nothing to see here? Thefuxmate

Sent while having a prostate exam. feelsgoodman

Yeah that's a really weird alert considering the Earthquake happened basically just north of Antarctica.