Judgment Day - May 21st, 2011 at Participating Universes

[Saga]

Touché, religion.

[brisk]

Just found this shit in the hallway at my dorm

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6...0511143618.jpg

[Kyo]

Gunna be playing L.A. Noire on the 21st, the end of the world can fuck off.

[miokomioko]

In a perfect world, each failed prophecy would yield more and more atheists.

(inb4 perfect world = no theists, etc)

[chiyio]

Clever.

It was written by real people. So theres that.

as opposed to, robots?

I'm not sure what "it was written by real people" is supposed to mean, given that all books are written by people.

[kuronosan]

as opposed to, robots?

I'm not sure what "it was written by real people" is supposed to mean, given that all books are written by people.

It's not the voice of God, numnuts, it's a book written by people claiming to have talked to "Him".

[Mertron]

god talks to me all the time, i should write a book

i will call it "stop touching it"

[miokomioko]

It's not the voice of God, numnuts, it's a book written by people claiming to have talked to "Him".

It's a bunch of second-hand experiences translated through who knows how many mediums trying to quote the voice of God.

Also, the period goes inside the quotation marks.

[kuronosan]

It's a bunch of second-hand experiences translated through who knows how many mediums trying to quote the voice of God.

Also, the period goes inside the quotation marks.

Not in England it doesn't, and I believe we invented English before you did.

[Sira]

What. The. fuck.

Gunna be playing L.A. Noire on the 21st, the end of the world can fuck off.

Seconded

[miokomioko]

Not in England it doesn't, and I believe we invented English before you did.

These boards exist on servers on "American soil"!

[Slapper]

Not in England it doesn't, and I believe we invented English before you did.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6...bcf8e116e2.jpg

[Kuya]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6...bcf8e116e2.jpg

I find this palpable.

[thestalkmore]

I'm supposed to be graduating that day. Shit's cash, I never have to leave college!

[miokomioko]

This means I only have two days to celebrate my birthday. This one is going to be a doozy.

[Odon]

This argument is shallow and pedantic.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Ahaha, cool. It all ends on my moms Birthday. Looks like I can get out of buying her a gift this year.

[Sagacious Sundi]

We're talking real wrath of God type stuff.
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes!
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

[Caiyuo]

Oh yeah, I love that guarantee they added to them recently.

http://laist.com/attachments/lindsay...-billboard.jpg

So does that mean, when the rapture doesn't happen in 10 days from now, the Bible can officially be wrong? (at least to these idiots)

lol I remember seeing something like this on a billboard months ago that was a lot more cryptic, just saying JUDGEMENT DAY MAY 21st and I texted a friend thinking it was some really weird local pro-wrestling circuit promotion.

[Kerberoz]

Maybe this whole cult is made-up for viral advertising. They'll "disappear" after leaving some pseudo-cryptic message pointing to a website with the upcoming movie trailer.