Judgment Day - May 21st, 2011 at Participating Universes

[Kurokikaze]

A client I'm supposed to go visit next Saturday just called and cancelled. He said he wanted to be with his family when "it" happens. My response was "....wut? Ok."

And now I see this thread. It all makes sense. LMAO

[Xno Kappa]

Funny enough, I just bought 60 gallons of Arrowhead water and an assload of canned foods thats now chilling in my basement because King Soopers had a special lol.

[Kuya]

I wonder if i can get one of these people to give me all their money.

[Xno Kappa]

COME AT ME BRO!

I'm ready, gonna go get some extra rounds tomorrow for my 45.

[Yabby]

A client I'm supposed to go visit next Saturday just called and cancelled. He said he wanted to be with his family when "it" happens. My response was "....wut? Ok."

And now I see this thread. It all makes sense. LMAO

yea....

Me: I won't be able to get out there till the 23rd, getting a little backed-up the last few weeks.
Client: You can't get out sooner? I really want to finish up this project before then.
Me: No sorry, We have to take the orders in the order we receive.
Client: Well don't bother then, by then i won't be able to do it.
Me: Time sensitive project?
Client: Nothing will matter after the 21th.
Me:K.....
Client: You know what is going to happen right?
Me: Ignorance is bliss
Client: Make sure you give you love to all your family
Me: k..... Bye... sorry i couldn't get out there.


No i'm not joking.

[Kurokikaze]

lmfao yo these people have gone absolutely bat-shit. Sad thing is that theres no way to reason with these people... but when it doesn't happen: "God just shot a blank. Don't worry though hes still coming."

Edit: That wasn't actually intended but cwatididthar

[Vuitton]

let's hope he also comes prematurely.... like on the 20th. make it a surprise.

please god take all these idiots away from me.

[bigrougabagel]

Holy shit, I thought this was some little tiny sect of stupids that just happen to be crazy and loud enough to make it onto media radar. Is this seriously that widespread? Surprised one person actually interacted with a may21ster, shocked we have 2 accounts here. Though maybe I shouldn't be... people, big group, stupid, etc.

[Niiro]

I wonder if i can get one of these people to give me all their money.

See.

This is how religions get started.

[Pirian]

If this is really this wide-spread then I'm honestly surprised I haven't gotten another call from my father telling me I should become a christian

[Kuya]

I wonder if they're gonna kill themselves.

[Kuya]

Might make it easier to find a job around here.

[bigrougabagel]

It could be just dumb luck to have 2 random people(Kuro and Yabby) who found 2 other random people who were willing to divulge their plans to hunker down in hopes of being emancipated from reality. Will find out if this dumbfuckery has hit around here on saturday with my hick family reunion.

[Xno Kappa]

Love your family dearly before the 21st and make amends. For it will be the last chance you will have before you meet the Almighty.

[Moosey]

Ignorance may be bliss in some cases, but ignorance also produces idiots like the people who believe this doomsday crap.

Apparently they missed the part in the bible where it says this:

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

[Kuya]

Oh, do other religions have this kind of shit or is it just christians who want the world to end really badly?

[Xno Kappa]

That's something I've always wondered about. Why do Christians or any Abrahamic religion for that matter seemingly hate life so much?

[Odon]

If this is really this wide-spread then I'm honestly surprised I haven't gotten another call from my father telling me I should become a christian

God is supposed to forgive everything except denouncing him, if you're an atheist and your father is trying to get you to convert, you're fucked anyway.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

I want the world to end so these people will shut the fuck up about it already.

[Stumblingdrunk]

Ignorance may be bliss in some cases, but ignorance also produces idiots like the people who believe this doomsday crap.

Apparently they missed the part in the bible where it says this:

Listen moron, the bible was written thousands of years ago. Learn to read, it says "no one knows" and while that was true at the time it was written, they've had thousands of years to figure it out, and we have calculators now.