Judgment Day - May 21st, 2011 at Participating Universes

[isladar]

I ran across Family Radio a few years ago spinning my radio dial and started listening to it mostly because how absolutely creepy Harold Camping's voice is. He sounds like a stroke victim.

[jinkazama]

soooo are you a believer?

[isladar]

I believe this shit is crazy entertaining, if that's what you're asking.

[brisk]

Wait a second..

October 1994.

10/1994

10 divided by 1994 = 0.005015045

Jesus rose on the 3rd day, and the 3rd decimal place is 5. May is the 5th month..

1994/10 = 199.4. 199.4 divided by the 12 tribes of Isreal = 16.61. 16.61 + the 12th decimal place of 0.005015045 is 21...

The first two digits of 1994 is 19. Adding the 1st and 9th decimal place of 0.005015045 is 11..

5-21-11.

MOTHER OF GOD. HE WAS RIGHT.

SWEET LORD. I SEE TWIN TOWERS BURNING ON MY FOLDED $20.

On a serious note, my roommate actually just tried to call family radio last night to call them out and they didn't pickup. Never seen him like this before but he and I are planning on calling at 6:01 next Saturday!

[foopy]

let's play make believe for a moment and pretend this shit actually happens.

suddenly millions of devout and worthy believers are raptured and vanish before our very eyes.







i can't even fathom what my reaction would be. my brain simply refuses to begin to entertain such a ludicrous event.



but perhaps those of you with more vivid imaginations are able to picture this preposterous occurrence. please share what you think your reaction would be and/or the world's reaction.

[Melena]

Speaking of Egon, anyone else notice he's been absent lately from the boards? I've got twenty bucks on him being one of the believers.

[jinkazama]

I cant fathom it, i'd be scared to death. everybody wants this to happen so badly, i dont understand why.

so you're walking down on earth and a big man appears in the cloud and starts picking people up one by one, then the earthquakes start and the dead rise from the ground. assuming you're not already taken up you gotta deal with a zombie infestation for the next 5 months until october where the world is finally destroyed.

frankly I'd rather live my long happy life down here on earth, heaven is eternal, so might as well pick up all the experiences I can down here on earth. I'm a christian, but unlike some people i enjoy my time down here on earth and am in no hurry for the second coming. ill have plenty of time in the long run

[*Shinzon*]

Clearly it must look something like this:

http://ghostlightning.files.wordpres...pg?w=640&h=356

only without the boobs, or maybe not!

[JigglyJam]

My family is throwing a party the 21st, coincidence?

I hope it is.

Oh god please not it it be a judgment day party.

[Blarg]

I'm a christian, but unlike some people i enjoy my time down here on earth and am in no hurry for the second coming. ill have plenty of time in the long run

Down here on earth you just have a regular house or apartment that you may enjoy but up in heaven everyone gets a mansion.

There are many levels of enjoyment.

[Dimmauk]

let's play make believe for a moment and pretend this shit actually happens.

suddenly millions of devout and worthy believers are raptured and vanish before our very eyes.







i can't even fathom what my reaction would be. my brain simply refuses to begin to entertain such a ludicrous event.



but perhaps those of you with more vivid imaginations are able to picture this preposterous occurrence. please share what you think your reaction would be and/or the world's reaction.

I'll be moving into a new house and getting a new car when this happens.

[Ragnus]

Kinda wondering how much money I would make if I opened a PO Box and put an ad up on Craigslist much like that pet website. I'd just be asking for survival donations for a poor agnostic who will be left behind when the glorious of the Lord return happens.

[Acevalefor]

I'm going to start a campaign for disaster relief after the earthquakes...since all the christian relief organizations will be gone.

[Eticket]

[Melena]

I knew Miz was white.

[Eliseos]

Our sun isn't going to explode ever, it is much too small

[Alarial]

There will still be a rapid corona expansion when the inner core runs out of fuel. Either way, the earth is fried.

[Drex]

Meanwhile these guys are sitting back, laughing, saying "thanks for the PR"

[Kerberoz]

Clearly it must look something like this:

http://ghostlightning.files.wordpres...pg?w=640&h=356

only without the boobs, or maybe not!

Fuck you; now I have that song in my head.

[Xno Kappa]

^ Seriously. Damn Evangelion and it's weird ass music.

If the Rapture actually happens I'm pretty straight for at least a month or two in my basement. Then I'd probably go out with a bunch of big-breasted chicks and a fat guy infatuated with the military to help lead the counter-attack against the zombie apocalypse.