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  1. 2011-05-12 02:40 #1
    Seanr
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    So I tried viagra tonight...

    Bitch gives me a blue diamond shaped pill, I'm like naw, this ain't what I think it is. Looked it up, and sure nuff it was real. Then I was like... Bitch, I ain't bout to be over here for no muthafuckin 4+ hours

    I took it anyway cuz I ain't a scary nigga. Now I know how bitches feel when they actually have to concentrate and work towards bustin a nut. I also probably shouldn't have drank a four loko while taking the pill as it might have slightly nullified the effects. although there was a few times where I felt like that shit wasn't gonna go down and I was gonna have to go to the hospital. Although it's still in my system, so maybe this story isn't done...


    Night nigs.

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  2. 2011-05-12 02:46 #2
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    how long was it










    the effects of the pill
  3. 2011-05-12 02:53 #3
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    shit was a placebo, the boner was all four loko
  4. 2011-05-12 05:04 #4
    Seanr
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    Might have been placebo, because I kept going soft after each round, but I didn't drink much 4loko

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  5. 2011-05-12 05:44 #5
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    The title was originally going to be "so you just gonna queef on my balls bitch?"

    I'm wondering if I made the right choice.
  6. 2011-05-12 07:20 #6
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    definitely read title as "So I tried vagina tonight..."
  7. 2011-05-12 07:37 #7
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    That too
  8. 2011-05-12 08:32 #8
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    lol
  9. 2011-05-12 11:06 #9
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    Well fuck I think the shit is still in my system

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  10. 2011-05-12 11:14 #10
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    Morning sequoia?
  11. 2011-05-12 11:20 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    Well fuck I think the shit is still in my system
    lol
    Being female has its advantages.
  12. 2011-05-12 11:28 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    lol
    Being female has its advantages.
    Should try it yourself Luci, hear it's like being on X for women.
  13. 2011-05-12 11:30 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    lol
    Being female has its advantages.
    I don't think this is one of them. When I wake up and my member is standing at full mast in all its glory, it makes me feel like I can wrestle a crocodile and tame a wild grizzly. I tend to stop, salute, and bask in the aura of pure masculinity emanating from my loins.
  14. 2011-05-12 11:38 #14
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    I just shed a tear.
  15. 2011-05-12 11:38 #15
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    *a manly tear of penisism.
  16. 2011-05-12 11:42 #16
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    What's advantageous about having to change your underwear when you get turned on a little too much? Babbys wet their pants too, and babbys are like the opposite of men
  17. 2011-05-12 11:45 #17
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    LOL
  18. 2011-05-12 11:50 #18
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  19. 2011-05-12 12:12 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    I don't think this is one of them. When I wake up and my member is standing at full mast in all its glory, it makes me feel like I can wrestle a crocodile and tame a wild grizzly. I tend to stop, salute, and bask in the aura of pure masculinity emanating from my loins.
    I usually make a fappy to get rid of it so I can take my morning pee without standing 13 feet from the toilet
  20. 2011-05-12 12:20 #20
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    Well yeah but that's like 5 seconds later
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