So I tried viagra tonight...

[Blarg]

it's scary to jerk off when you have to pee a lot in the morning

[Lucienne]

I don't think this is one of them. When I wake up and my member is standing at full mast in all its glory, it makes me feel like I can wrestle a crocodile and tame a wild grizzly. I tend to stop, salute, and bask in the aura of pure masculinity emanating from my loins.

rofl

What's advantageous about having to change your underwear when you get turned on a little too much? Babbys wet their pants too, and babbys are like the opposite of men

Not to mention the inconvenience of getting turned on in places where you can't change underwear, especially when it's winter. But then again, at least I don't have to worry to have my mood exposed to wider public.

[Conrad]

If I exposed my mood to the public I would be arrested

[Ryko]

Personally I've stopped being self conscious if I pop one in public. I can't hide this thing worth a shit anyway without it hurting and really if someone's looking there then they wanna see anyway. Fuck it, slacks are comfortable for a reason.

[Ivve]

i'm not sure why men are so uptight about public erections. most of us know what's up. outside of kids in high school, has anyone ever been publicly ridiculed for having an erection? legit question.

also, in my entire time in high school i never noticed a single spontaneous erection in class. as an adult, i've only seen one dude uncomfortably trying to hide his boner in public. i think maybe if he'd just acted cool, i wouldn't have noticed. chances are, nobody's looking. kinda like when you're high and you're 1000000% positive everyone KNOWS you're high. nobody knows you're high until your nose starts bleeding uncontrollably, so i'm pretty sure as long as you don't ejaculate a fountain of cum you're all set

[Ryko]

It took some training but I've managed to hold off the fountain until I get somewhere discrete.

[Ryko]

But honestly I regularly forget to zip my pants. Like I'd say at least 40% of the time. Most of the time no one finds it worth noting and when someone does say something I just say "well now I know you were looking". Same with pant boners. I get them arbitrarily spontaneously and it's never a semi. It's always the hardest one I've had all day and for absolutely no reason. Instead of walking funny I just let that shit ride.

[Shojin]

Same. Kids section in any major store is usually pretty discrete.

[Shojin]

Tuck that shit up in to your waistband.

[Conrad]

I get em at work sometimes but I just sit at my desk or on the toilet until they pass, depending on where I am. You're right that mostly no one really cares or notices, but it only takes one person to say something for me to get fired and I rather like having a job.

[Conrad]

Hands in the pockets and slouch, works every time

[Shojin]

Sure if you're jewish

[Conrad]

Sure if you're jewish

Well yeah, everyone assumes my hands are in my pockets gripping my gold all the time anyway

[Ryko]

I can't do that because if I have my hands in my pocket and I'm slouched with a kink in my pants, people will assume I have a gun and not that I'm just glad to see them. AmadouwhateverIneedtonotgetshot.

[Ivve]

you'd get fired for having a spontaneous erection? i mean it's a bodily function over which you only have partial control

[Ryko]

No control*

[Conrad]

My boss is big on professionalism; I guess if I dressed the tent in my pants in a tie or something, it'd be fine.

[Ivve]

idk, i would just think it would open them up to a lawsuit. not like you can help it. it'd be like firing someone for having a lazy eye because the lazy eye seemed to be disrespectfully rolling itself when someone was speaking

[Seanr]

My boss is big on professionalism; I guess if I dressed the tent in my pants in a tie or something, it'd be fine.

capital idea

[Ivve]

your eye is lazy and disrespectful and brings down the morale of the office management, mkay. fired.