Really, CDC?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

None of them were "zombie" movies.

correct answer

[Daahan]

In case you didn't notice...this was the CDC's way of saying that you prepare for a zombie takeover like you would any other disaster.

Probably wouldn't be very helpful for surviving though.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

In case you didn't notice...this was the CDC's way of saying that you prepare for a zombie takeover like you would any other disaster.

Probably wouldn't be very helpful for surviving though.

bullshit

[deshende]

I think this is funny. I also found it amusing they recommended the mailbox for a family gathering spot for a zombie invasion.

[Pikarya]

The only guidelines to follow;

• Cardio
• The Double Tap
• Beware of Bathrooms
• Wear Seat Belts
• No Attachments
• The “Skillet”
• Travel Light
• Get a Kick Ass Partner
• With your Bare Hands
• Don’t Swing Low
• Use Your Foot
• Bounty Paper Towels
• Shake it Off
• Always carry a change of underwear
• Bowling Ball
• Opportunity Knocks
• Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
• Limber Up
• Break it Up
• It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
• Avoid Strip Clubs
• When in doubt Know your way out
• Zipplock
• Use your thumbs
• Shoot First
• A little sun screen never hurt anybody
• Incoming!
• Double-Knot your Shoes
• The Buddy System
• Pack your stain stick
• Check the back seat
• Enjoy the little things
• Swiss army Knife

Love you, CDC.

[Mohoss]

The only guidelines to follow;

• Cardio
• The Double Tap
• Beware of Bathrooms
• Wear Seat Belts
• No Attachments
• The “Skillet”
• Travel Light
• Get a Kick Ass Partner
• With your Bare Hands
• Don’t Swing Low
• Use Your Foot
• Bounty Paper Towels
• Shake it Off
• Always carry a change of underwear
• Bowling Ball
• Opportunity Knocks
• Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
• Limber Up
• Break it Up
• It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
• Avoid Strip Clubs
• When in doubt Know your way out
• Zipplock
• Use your thumbs
• Shoot First
• A little sun screen never hurt anybody
• Incoming!
• Double-Knot your Shoes
• The Buddy System
• Pack your stain stick
• Check the back seat
• Enjoy the little things
• Swiss army Knife

Love you, CDC.

We have a winner!