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  1. 2011-05-21 21:18 #1
    Ksandra
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    THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

    1. go to the pet store to get more cat food

    2. see an electronic mouse for $14

    3. figure since my cats give me so much joy and actually like toy mice I'd get them it.

    4. get home bring out the mouse in the kitchen

    5. fat cat proceeds to pic up the mouse and drown it in their water bowl.


    $14 down the drain in 5 minutes.

    Wonderful.
  2. 2011-05-21 21:37 #2
    Krye
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    You can't have nice things because you eat them or sit on them and they get crushed
  3. 2011-05-21 21:38 #3
    Seanr
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    your cat is a bastard
  4. 2011-05-21 21:53 #4
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    You can't have nice things because you eat them or sit on them and they get crushed
    this is also true
  5. 2011-05-21 21:55 #5
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    your cat has secretly taking an electronics degree
  6. 2011-05-21 21:58 #6
    Qalbert
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    has secretly taking
    you should secretly taking english classes
  7. 2011-05-21 21:59 #7
    Mertron
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    blarg type words good
  8. 2011-05-21 21:59 #8
    Blarg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    you should secretly taking english classes
    get life you stupid
  9. 2011-05-21 23:03 #9
    Kuya
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    the problem: cats
  10. 2011-05-22 01:13 #10
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    Don't rule out the possibility that your cat took what it saw as a window of opportunity to make you suffer.
  11. 2011-05-22 14:59 #11
    Ksandra
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  12. 2011-05-22 15:15 #12
    Kuya
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    Is the cat defying gravity, or is gravity defying this cat

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