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  1. #141
    You fall, we haul. Saving your Ass is my business
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    i'd do it
    ^

  2. #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    And this is the last kid, I'm getting cut or she's getting tied. At the moment, it's a continuing battle of which.
    That'd be a tough order to ask but if you had to pick one, us getting snipped is so much easier safer

  3. #143
    Death by snoo snoo
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    get snipped pussy

    don't fuck her shit up

  4. #144
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    snipped is a lot easier and safer... out of curiosity, were any of the three planned? lol

  5. #145
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    They can tie those bitches off after she's finished delivering without much hassle. I don't mind getting snipped, just seems more convenient for them to do it after the birth. Her excuse is "What if I leave you and want another child with another man?" I do love my wife.

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    The Optimistic Asshole
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    First two were planned. This one was certainly not. I tried to talk her into an abortion, but she acts like Roe vs Wade was devil's work. Oddly enough, she's not religious at all. But her degree is in early childhood development, so it's to be expected I suppose.

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    well it's good to hear you let her have the final word unperturbed, at least... she does have a point, it's a lot easier to freeze sperm than it is to freeze an egg and have another child after the tubes are tied

    plus if you get tied you can bust a nut in any girl without any trouble, win win

  8. #148
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    Either way, OP you've done the right thing. Maybe not alpha as fuck but definitely not beta tier like the people complaining about it. Yeah, I mean you too archi.
    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Don't get me wrong, this is the right way to deal with it, but let's not pretend like he's the boss nigga on the block - he's just not a total fucking pussy.
    6 pages ahead of you there chief.

  9. #149
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    I ain't freezing shit. Done and done. No need to taint the world with more of my seed.

  10. #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Foopy, you got pics of Solanis? I've never seen a real life white knight. I want to see what such a thing looks like.
    just looked, he never posted. though my compilation ends 1 year ago. so perhaps he posted on within the last year.



    or i could have just missed it.




    also, your wife has a skinny body, but a chubby-ish face. no hate or anything, just saying.

    (if i saw her in regular clothing, i'd probably assume she was a bit chubz)

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Meh, I remember ages ago I posted pictures of my wife from a topless shoot she did when she was, like, 18. Everyone said she was fat...at around 5'5 and 95 lbs.
    still waiting.

  11. #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    I'm sure all 115lbs of her are whale. That chick isn't fat. What, she's got a roll when she hunches over? I have a fucking roll when I hunch over and I'm the skinniest dude on the forums.
    Wanna have a skinny-off?

    Also I'm clearly a black knight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foopy View Post
    just looked, he never posted. though my compilation ends 1 year ago. so perhaps he posted on within the last year.
    I've never posted, but I look like a malnourished anti with black hair basically. maybe a little shorter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    Also I'm clearly a black knight.
    Fuck you colorscrew


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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    6 pages ahead of you there chief.
    One salt sprinkle of truth doesn't change a thing, but keep thinking otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solanis View Post
    I've never posted, but I look like a malnourished anti with black hair basically. maybe a little shorter.




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    Quote Originally Posted by foopy View Post




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    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...78141690e3.jpg

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    I'm 5'11" but I always pictured anti as like 6'3", wtf

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  19. #159
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    I still 100% support lovehatehero and his actions.
    http://thecheesegrater.co.uk/wp-cont...nna-hate-.jpeg

    Most exes, some just hoes. Guess I will be a terrible butthurt ex as well.
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    moral of the story. dont send tit pics.

  20. #160
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    One salt sprinkle of truth doesn't change a thing, but keep thinking otherwise.
    Just acknowledge you were beaten by 6 pages and call it a day, don't be jelly.

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