Man some fucking people I swear to god.

[Odon]

So I'm chillin' at home playing some fucking Terraria and I get an IM from one of my friend's ex-girlfriends and we start talking and it comes up that this bitch made a trans-atlantic booty call to fuck some dude in London while she was dating my friend.

Now I'm pretty sure I did the right thing by letting this nigga know his ex pulled this shit in the past. And this nigga is bitching at me now. First he tells me I did the right thing by telling him and now this nigga is flippin the fuck out like I'm the one who stuck it in her ass or something.


What the fuck man. Can't a guy enjoy his drugs in peace?

[Odon]

Seriously, if you're fucking around on someone and you know the person you're telling is mutual friends with both of you. Don't fucking tell that person. It puts us in a position we really don't want to fucking be in.

[Mertron]

odon im fucking your mom

dont tell anyone

[Odon]

Good, that bitch could use a good fuck.

[Mertron]

does it have to be good, i have mediocre down to a science

[Odon]

That's something I'm not really interested in finding out.

[Ivve]

this is why you always stay the fuck out of everyone's relationship problems at all times

[Ivve]

unless it involves herpes, hepatitis, or HIV, don't even get in it

[Ivve]

why even relay that message? stay the fuck out of it.

[Odon]

this is why you always stay the fuck out of everyone's relationship problems at all times

I didn't ask to be told this shit, she was literally like "Oh hey remember that time I went to london? Yeah it was to fuck a guy I went to high school with"

This put me in the position of where if he ever found out that I knew and didn't tell him I would have looked like an asshole. Further more they've been broken up for 2 years. She obviously didn't give a fuck about it anymore to just randomly tell me, but apparently he cares.

[Linliel]

London's where all the awesome people are.

[Ivve]

I didn't ask to be told this shit, she was literally like "Oh hey remember that time I went to london? Yeah it was to fuck a guy I went to high school with"

This put me in the position of where if he ever found out that I knew and didn't tell him I would have looked like an asshole. Further more they've been broken up for 2 years. She obviously didn't give a fuck about it anymore to just randomly tell me, but apparently he cares.

but like, are they getting back together or something? is he still hung up over her? because i woulda filed that away in the "don't give a shit" section of my brain until it actually became relevant. and if my friend came at me like WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, i'd be like tell you what? tell you that two years later some ex of yours mentioned she cheated on you once? didn't seem even remotely important, because it's kinda not.

[Mizango]

Is your friend named Elites?

[Kiarax]

London's where all the awesome people are.

Lol.