Anti's "Games I have not played" progress thread

[Kipling]

Killing someone with a flying toilet is pretty boss. Aw yeah, Gravity Gun.

[Colenzo]

blue grav gun ftw

[Colenzo]

throwing combine at combine lol

[Abandon]

i don't think i used another gun once i got it. why fucking bother? shooting saw blades through hordes of shit = win, in my book

[Shiroikage]

Second time through the game, I made keybinds to fuck with gravity and time and pinned zombies to buildings in Ravenholm for hours.

[Abandon]

too much work. grab saw, aim, click, keep it movin

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, but imagine that the saw made the zombie fly 30 feet in the air.

[Abandon]

see, that sounds fun.

[Shiroikage]

And then you shoot the flying zombie with a crossbow and pin him.

[Abandon]

oh wow, ok, yeah

[Charismatic]

How the fuck are people not praising "Snatcher"?

It's probably got a lot to do with not knowing jack shit about it, maybe.

[Charismatic]

Oh come on, it only came out on SEGA CD outside of Japan, right? (that's what wikipedia's saying) How many people actually had that? I mean, come on... and besides, this shit came out in 94. I was motherfucking 8 years old at the time. That shit doesn't look even slightly interesting to an 8 year old.

You're preaching this to the wrong motherfuckers 'round hurr.

[Ikarys]

Parasite Eve
Chrono Trigger
Deus Ex
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

what the ever-loving fuck, aren't these basically part of public high school curriculum at this point

[Charismatic]

I wouldn't talk to nerds about fantastic games in a thread about classics someone hasn't played? Seems like the right place to me.

Besides, bitches, emulators. It's easy as fuck to play Sega CD games now, and has been for years. There's only a couple games on it worth playing. May as well get to it.

nah trick, that's not what I said.
you're asking why motherfuckers aren't praising it and acting like we committed some crime by not playing a game that by all rights, we likely wouldn't have played or even heard of.

I was lucky enough to have that when I was a kid, though. Sold my original Genesis and saved my lunch money to buy a JVC X-EYE. Damn was that shit fantastic.

I had/have a SEGA CD now, but there's no way that I was going to choose some shit like that over Batman, Final Fight CD, etc etc back then.

[Charismatic]

There's a big difference between 8 and 12...

[Charismatic]

But then again, I also don't really give too much of a shit about stories in games even now... characters, certainly.
And no, I don't give a flying fuck about the works of Hideo Kojima or anyone else. I'm serious about playing games, not serious about watching a national geographic channel dedicated to them, huge difference.

[Alleya]

BUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE HAND GUN KILLING?

Did you kill more dudes, anti? I hear you kill dudes in that game.

[Shiroikage]

HL1 still holds a higher place in my heart than HL2.

[Callisto]

How the fuck are people not praising "Snatcher"? Motherfucking cunts, that game is amazing, and I've hardly given a shit about anything Kojima has done since that and "Policenauts," but I'll always give him respect since they exist. In ways, it obviously rips off "Blade Runner" (especially in terms of ambiance), but it's original enough and contains the right amount of intriguing technobabble to ensure it's fucking fantastic.

mostly because I had it mixed up with Night Trap lol

[Conrad]

what the ever-loving fuck, aren't these basically part of public high school curriculum at this point

I've only played two of these and one of them I only played last year