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  1. 2011-06-03 01:40 #41
    Ragnell
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    Seriously, how does one get into the Mile High club without being caught
  2. 2011-06-03 01:43 #42
    bechyni
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    I pullout to go pee.
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    With this instructional video!

  3. 2011-06-03 03:51 #43
    Astarael
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    Japanese anal eel sex is the way to go.

    Example Here

    very NSFW.
  4. 2011-06-03 04:33 #44
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    JESUS CHRIST
  5. 2011-06-03 05:12 #45
    miokomioko
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    Something something guy who died from internal bleeding from an angry live eel jammed up his ass by his retarded friends while he was drunk on his birthday something something.
  6. 2011-06-03 09:20 #46
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    get 5 of your friends together and the six of you bang the shit out of your girl.

    wait 18 years and 9 months.

    the six of you get back together and bang the love child from the earlier orgy.

    get dna testing.

    laugh at the one friend that just performed wincest.
  7. 2011-06-03 09:58 #47
    WahiGuard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astarael View Post
    Japanese anal eel sex is the way to go.

    Example Here

    very NSFW.
    That is gross :/
  8. 2011-06-03 10:01 #48
    Dimmauk
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    Toys can be fun, try one that she can use on her clit while you fuck her. If you can make her squirt, she will love you forever.
  9. 2011-06-03 16:24 #49
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    Pee in her butt.
  10. 2011-06-03 16:29 #50
    Xajii
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Pee in her butt.
    http://www.slutload.com/watch/jlCsO3...ming-Soon.html
  11. 2011-06-03 16:31 #51
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    wow
  12. 2011-06-03 16:37 #52
    Odon
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    LOL.

    And that's why I don't think I could ever handle having a daughter, because there is some remote slight chance they could end up doing something like that or worse, god damn it.
  13. 2011-06-03 16:39 #53
    Abandon
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    truth.
  14. 2011-06-03 17:00 #54
    solanis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    LOL.

    And that's why I don't think I could ever handle having a daughter, because there is some remote slight chance they could end up doing something like that or worse, god damn it.
    what if you had a son and he became a famous porn star with an affinity for docking? NSFL
  15. 2011-06-03 18:45 #55
    Demosthenes11
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    i have a link for japanese anal eel porn if you want it
  16. 2011-06-03 18:47 #56
    Melena
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    Mcdonalds I used to work at, i'd say at least half the staff had sex in the ball pit. That's my recommendation.
  17. 2011-06-03 18:47 #57
    Demosthenes11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Mcdonalds I used to work at, i'd say at least half the staff had sex in the ball pit. That's my recommendation.
    sounds like hep B and/or a UTI
  18. 2011-06-03 18:48 #58
    Colenzo
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    wrap belts around eachothers necks and hang yourself from the ceiling suspended 69
  19. 2011-06-03 19:11 #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    sounds like hep B and/or a UTI
    One of the many reasons why I never cleaned the ball pit, and quit 3 months later, among many others. Coming in after an INS raid was fun though.
  20. 2011-06-03 21:29 #60
    Kuya
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    Mcdonalds I used to work at, i'd say at least half the staff had sex in the ball pit
    WHAT
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