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  1. 2011-06-06 00:59 #21
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    i dont love anybody enough to suck a dick for them sorry
  2. 2011-06-06 01:19 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcicus View Post
    granny was there all the time in your life givin you gifts and bakin you delicious cakes and this is how you repay her
    what? no she wasn't. she was a fucking kleptomaniac.
  3. 2011-06-06 01:19 #23
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    seriously, go to the store with granny? enter from different entrances or stagger by ~10 minutes, leave via the same method and meet up at the car. if she don't show up in 15, drive home. fucking timed shopping.
  4. 2011-06-06 01:21 #24
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    the bitch took my grandfathers crutches and put them across the room. his damn leg was broke. just cause he was a navy man going around slaying bitches like my good abandon. also he beat her. but really that shit cost him his leg. he was a man's man. standing up to hit a woman with a broken ass leg without the brace, re-breaking his leg and saying "fuck it" until the gangrene set in. my nigga with the stump leg.
  5. 2011-06-06 01:21 #25
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    but yeah, it depends on if he's good looking and if his dick is good looking. has he bathed recently? is it bizzaro world granny?
  6. 2011-06-06 01:35 #26
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    was this moved from general?
  7. 2011-06-06 01:52 #27
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    no but i should have posted it there
  8. 2011-06-06 01:53 #28
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    Spoiler: show
    nah
  9. 2011-06-06 02:01 #29
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    So lets say the robber for some reason decided your grandma and you suddenly appear and then he tells you that if you don't lick the ass hole of the guy sucking his dick, he is going to kill your grandma. What do you do Marcicus?
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    Do you tongue the taint?
  11. 2011-06-06 02:02 #31
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    This is obviously taking into account all available options such as the ones you've listen and any other are unable to be done.
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    No biting that taint etc.
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  14. 2011-06-06 02:11 #34
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    must it be a good licking?
  15. 2011-06-06 02:11 #35
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    not that this is affecting anything but inquiring minds want to know
  16. 2011-06-06 02:12 #36
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    like finger-licking good licking?
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    I don't fuck with uncircumcised dicks and I'm pretty sure I'd throw up if I tried to lick an asshole.
  18. 2011-06-06 10:24 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    I don't fuck with uncircumcised dicks and I'm pretty sure I'd throw up if I tried to lick an asshole.
    YO
  19. 2011-06-06 10:43 #39
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    yo karatechs, why you turtle necking
  20. 2011-06-06 11:45 #40
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    Better question.

    Gun to your head. You have to either saw your grandmother's legs off, or eat her out, or you both die.
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