so let's say you're a guy

[Krye]

Only fags eat pussy

[Mertron]

Better question.

Gun to your head. You have to either saw your grandmother's legs off, or eat her out, or you both die.

according to those infomercials i can get granny a pretty sweet scooter even if she is uninsured

[Qalbert]

but what if she already has a pretty sweet cooter

[Mertron]

she used to have a pretty sweet cooter, at least thats what grandpa used to say during thanksgiving dinner

[Marcicus]

but what if she already has a pretty SWEATY cooter

spray it with febreeze

[Abandon]

ause:

[Antithesis]

And somehow this man breaks into your granny's house and puts her up at gunpoint. The only way to save her life is to go down on him and suck his dick.

WOULD YOU DO IT SPAM?

I have only read this post so far but this seems like a variation on a question that "straight" guys ask often. I mean straight in the loosest way possible because after reading that I now believe you are a gigantic fucking closeted homo (unless you are already gay and I didn't know on which case disregard.) Also, your avatar while simple and not really saying much also looks suspiciously gay.

I could be wrong.

[Cream Soda]

Suck the dick and tell him to kill her anyways to get the will money?

[Marcicus]

I have only read this post so far but this seems like a variation on a question that "straight" guys ask often. I mean straight in the loosest way possible because after reading that I now believe you are a gigantic fucking closeted homo (unless you are already gay and I didn't know on which case disregard.) Also, your avatar while simple and not really saying much also looks suspiciously gay.

I could be wrong.

naw nigga and don't diss da coon

[Darkslitter]

is he going to cum at me bro?