Drugs Test, incoming, possibly...

[greenhills]

in that short a time frame, i kinda doubt it will be out of your system completely in time.
this may sound off kilter to try, but something that has worked for people i know is http://www.azoproducts.com/ . (i dont remember but it's either the original or the red box one) take a bunch, drink a bunch of water, and make sure you do it long enough before the test that the uti medicine isn't in your system still. i haven't had to do this personally, but it does work as far as i know.
it sucks but i've been in the position where i was screwed by the i was in the car and accidentally inhaled someone else's j smoke levels in my system. why take the chance?

[Demosthenes11]

No, he's just dumb for doing them period.

lol

[Dimmauk]

No, he's just dumb for doing them period.

Yes because we all live perfect lifes from our high horse.

[solanis]

Yes because we all live perfect lifes from our high horse.

it's silly to clutch your pearls over weed ofc, but there is something to be said for it being stupid to smoke up when looking for a job, no matter what the chances are of getting tested.

[Dimmauk]

it's silly to clutch your pearls over weed ofc, but there is something to be said for it being stupid to smoke up when looking for a job, no matter what the chances are of getting tested.

I agree, but he was saying he was dumb for doing drugs in the first place.

[Weeks]

Basically, something you could possibly pass off as a poppy seed bagel if you test positive. If you want to be really sure about it, go to a bagel place that sells 'em, buy a couple (don't eat these), throw the bagels away and keep the receipt. Casually keep it in your car or wallet if you are asked about it before the test or notified of a failure.

Do this.

That way you'll also test positive for a drug you didn't use!

[Melena]

Do this.

That way you'll also test positive for a drug you didn't use!

Did you miss the part where he said don't eat these?

[Weeks]

Did you miss the part where he said don't eat these?

Did you miss the part where poppy seeds cause you to test positive for a completely different drug?

[richardd]

my brother used to take shots of vinegar before his drug tests. he also drank like 2 gallons of water, about 30 min before the test and waited until he had to pee really bad, before filling out the paperwork and holding it in. it seemed to work, because i had to drop him off at the office the next day to fill out his w-2s.

[Melena]

Did you miss the part where poppy seeds cause you to test positive for a completely different drug?

First i've ever read that it comes back as a different drug, but your right. But then again, I don't do drugs and never had to worry about this.

[archibaldcrane]

First i've ever read that it comes back as a different drug, but your right. But then again, I don't do drugs and never had to worry about this.

wow dude.

Poppies don't have THC in them (the active ingredient in marijuana). However, poppies are used to make opiates, which is why poppyseeds trigger drug tests.

[Korremar]

If you head to GNC or a similar store, they have a section dedicated to cleaning out your system. They sell some bottles of liquid for about $50 that purportedly work. A lot of smoke shops carry them as well, sometimes $10-15 cheaper.

[Zoolander]

There are plenty of cleansing drinks out there...the really shitty/cheap ones I've heard mized results on, but spend $40-50 and all I've heard is that they work. And drink lots of water either way. No reason you should fail your drug test with this much of a heads-up imo. Edit: somewhat beaten.

[Tagus]

As an aside, do people seriously put drugs in food and give them to their friends without telling them? I mean, I smoked some weed in high school and found out later that a friend had laced it, but that seems wrong. I'd be pissed off if I had no intention of getting fucked up and somebody slipped me something.

[Melena]

wow dude.

Poppies don't have THC in them (the active ingredient in marijuana). However, poppies are used to make opiates, which is why poppyseeds trigger drug tests.

I knew poppies could trigger a false positive, i just never paid attention to what chemicals go into what drugs.

[Odon]

As the resident forum druggie even tho I hate weed, get some kind of creatine supplement, take a little a day until the drug test and drink a lot of water daily too and you'll be fine.

Reason being just drinking water alone will lower your creatine level and that will flag the test.


THE MORE YOU KNOW

[Silviya]

Hey kids, drug testing is basically mandatory for any job interview nowadays.

^

Especially when you're applying for a engineering (internship/apprenticeship) position. The company I work at tests everyone before hire and then randomly selects a group of employees monthly to take it again.

I don't have any advice about how to pass the test, but wish you luck in doing so. Hopefully, one bad decision doesn't ruin your chances.

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Lots of water, creatine. You're fine. Maybe some B12 before you pee so it looks the right color.

[Vendog]

I could attest to taking alot of water is not going to work. I had to take a piss test for GE and it was flagged for being to watered down. Did not take creatine though.

[Pocketrockets]

You should be fine. There's 12 days between when you ate the cake and when your test is, and it generally takes 4 to 10 days to clear out of the system of a one-time user, depending on your metabolism. If you're really worried about it, go buy a home piss test kit from Walgreens and use it in a couple days. Those things are actually very accurate.

<edit> About 7 years ago, I was visiting a friend of mine. I used to smoke alot, but hadn't in about 6 months. Got completely obliterated with him for 2 straight days, came back home, and got a call for a job interview 3 days later. Went to the interview, then had to take a drug test within 48 hours. I bought one of those home tests and passed it 4 days after I smoked, then went and took the real test and passed 5 days after I smoked.