The Worst of BG

[Qalbert]

 

terrorist mutant ninja turtles

There's a 9/11 joke in there... I... yeah.

[Charismatic]

lol

[Howie Roary]

god damn

[Antithesis]

Too soon?

[Qalbert]

 

The Obama era economy is built on a house of cards. When the fed QE ends and there isn't artificial money being pumped into the markets and we can't borrow from China anymore people will realize just how bad he has been for our country. He creates a system where people experience loss and builds a government to help those people so they realize him without realizing it's his policy that is the reason they are worse off in the first place.

Obamacare is a prime example. People are happy that obamacare exists now because they maybe lost it from their job or it's too expensive to get privately without acknowledging the fact that it's Obama care that made it unaffordable in the first place for most companies and individuals. It's ridiculous how many people have their blinders on to how awful he has been.

I don't watch Fox news, I don't have a party alignment. I just can't stand him as president. He's a great manipulator and he's created a system where he screws people and they thank him for it.

[Mertron]

[Kiarax]

Is it bad if I read comments like that and just assume they're horribly racist?

[Demosthenes]

You know what? I'll allow it.

[Qalbert]

 

It's funny but you can see the effects of automation in FFXI's mini-world economy. Bots have gotten more and more advanced that they can do all the tedious farming, fishing, NPCing, Sparking, Cruoring, Reiving, whatever is profitable at the time, including multi-box bots for things like delve, essentially taking "jobs" per say away from people trying to do it the legit way, who would once slave away for hours every day to earn their scorpion harness, because small amounts of gil one character can make doing these things legitimately pales in comparison to everyone's bots doing it 24/7 (akin to corporations) and massively increasing the inflation so people remain "unemployed" and poor (in relative FFXI terms) while the rich botters stay rich and get richer, being able to further monopolize anything they want without worrying about the rest of the casual legit population. If FFXI had some weird system where you had to pay for your character's basic survival needs on a monthly basis with gil or they would "die" and be deleted from the server, you can bet people would be dying left and right without SE giving out gil welfare

[Kohan]

As much as I love to laugh at stupid things, I honestly didn't even read that when it was originally posted. I don't know why. I suppose I wasn't in the mood for stupid things.

[Qalbert]

mad as fuck

/thread ladies and gentlemen. Qalbert has taken the mantle. Because he is so violently oppressed by the police, is in great fear because the police have scary weapons that can kill (which statistically is an impossibility due to his privilege), and believes so strongly that the police are the heart of the corruption of America, this day, he is going to make a difference!

Today, he will step away from his computer, and put on his cape. Today, he will step outside and jump in to his Batmobile. Worry not, fair citizen! Qalbert will save you! He will gladly take the hour out of his busy schedule to help you change your tire! He will gladly rush in with his mighty powers of "Non-Violent Restraining" to subdue that rapist sticking it in your vagina in that dark alleyway! He will gladly stand watch to ensure you don't asphyxiate on your own vomit as he waits for an ambulance because he found you laying facedown in a gutter!

He will use his newfound momentum to establish a group to rid the world of tyranny, oppression, and villany. The police are no more. Felled by the hands of those they swore to protect, a new breed of enforcer is here to save the day! Dun dun dun daaaaa! He is Qalbert! Here to save you all from the despicable police officers who ruled this country with an iron fist!

There. I just spruced up that fantasy world you just created. Jump on in there and be the good little sheep. Pretend it's not there and pretend you're an oppressed little lamb. Don't worry; even if you don't want it, the sheepdog will still be there to protect you, little sheep.

[Cail]

Qalbert the Brave

[Conrad]

Yeah but who doesn't expect qal to be able to do all that, he is a hero

[Rocl]

yo if i was his parents i'd abandon him too

[BaneTheBrawler]

qalbert as batman would be like adam west's batman

[Antithesis]

I like how a few posts down he's all like "yo Qal, sorry for being such a dick."

[Qalbert]

lmao

[Kohan]

to subdue that rapist sticking it in your vagina

Best part.

Did you know, kids, that when a man "rapes" a woman, he takes something out of his pants called a "penis," which he then inserts into something called a "vagina?" Are you familiar with these words? Penis? Vagina?

[Qalbert]

[BaneTheBrawler]

BG is my source for news