2011 NHL Offseason Thread: Capgeek is my new homepage

[Callisto]

Or one can simply not drink beer and be rid of the whole issue....

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audrey can you set viewing permissions on individual threads? Get this clown outta here

[Thoronas]

You know what's "awesome"? Every time talking heads mention the Canucks, they add "the Canucks, who lost game 7 of the stanley cup finals".

REALLY?!? THANKS FOR REMINDING ME ASSHOLES!

/goes to the corner and cries.

[Bregor]

Haters just gonna hate cause my girlfriend is 22 and still looks 17, while their girlfriend is 26 and looks like shes 35 plus an intertube. Its like McPhee hating Bylsma cause hes stuck with Fatty Boudreau, he has a worthless dump he barely wants to look at and he envies the Penguins for having a Jack Adams winning genius like Dan Bylsma. Their hate is actually jealousy.

Protip: Boudreau won a Jack Adams.

Otherwise you're spot on. I must be in a Boston Market, because I just got oven roasted.

[Selamis]

/popcorn

Fucking welcome back, hockey season lol.

[Callisto]

there's all this offseason footage of Kaner and he's always wearing polos, I knew he had my back

[Ace-o-fire]

buy one of these, solve all your problems.

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[Mote]

baby blue or power purple ones?

[Sepukku]

Protip: Boudreau won a Jack Adams.

Otherwise you're spot on. I must be in a Boston Market, because I just got oven roasted.

Old news is old. Im sure the 35 year old intertubes were once eyecandy as they stepped onto their university campus for the first time, but time passes and nothing gold can stay.

[Callisto]

BB is a better coach than Danny Boy solely because I know he loves BBQ, that's an established fact with video evidence, while Bylsma's feelings on BBQ are as of yet unknown

[Bregor]

nothing gold can stay.

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/arti...pscale_q85.jpg

[Sepukku]

And he'll still backcheck quicker than Semin....

[Sepukku]

Oh, by the way... lowering the homer picks to.......... TWO. Two home team picks per team, three combined for Isaldar/Thoronas.

[Callisto]

rofl, hawks just scored a Joe Louis goal

[Thoronas]

Oh, by the way... lowering the homer picks to.......... TWO. Two home team picks per team, three combined for Isaldar/Thoronas.

Three combined is bullshit. That means we only get 1 pick from either Vancouver or Chicago if we take two from the other team.

[Sepukku]

You act like you're going to get more than 1 of Kane/Toews/Luongo/Sedin/Sedin.... they'll all be gone in the first 2 rounds.

[Deader2818]

Holy shit Ben smith just got knocked the fuck out.

[Callisto]

great...there's a concussion for Ben Smith...

[Thoronas]

You act like you're going to get more than 1 of Kane/Toews/Luongo/Sedin/Sedin.... they'll all be gone in the first 2 rounds.

What about Seabrook/Keith/Bieksa/Salo/Edler/Crawford/Sharp/Hossa etc? 2 per team is fine but if you make it 3 for us it's totally fucked.

[Bregor]

Two is too few, I think I had three picks from two or three teams in my draft last year.

You just want to pick Caps, don't you?

[Ishido]

Raw Smith on Smith action