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  1. 2011-06-20 18:11 #1
    Odon
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    I will never marry Rachel Mc'Adams.

    She will never be mine. I've finally accepted this fact. Life has no meaning anymore. I'm done. Who wants my stuff?
  2. 2011-06-20 18:13 #2
    Charismatic
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    You don't have Rachel Mc'Adams, what of value could you possibly give me?
  3. 2011-06-20 18:35 #3
    Odon
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    Nothing is worth anything besides her. She is the world's wealth in singularity.
  4. 2011-06-20 23:14 #4
    Ivve
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    buh buh buh browsssssssss
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    you can leave your estate to me
  5. 2011-06-21 02:20 #5
    Arvin
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    shes beautiful
  6. 2011-06-21 10:48 #6
    Qalbert
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  7. 2011-06-21 11:13 #7
    Odon
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    QBert, why do you destroy me as a person.

    I'm pretty sure this is the reason I take tons of painkillers. To numb the pain of knowing I will never kiss her good night, or grow old with her and sip tea on a swing bench in the south watching the fire flies.
  8. 2011-06-21 12:31 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    What you're feeling is natural, it's the same thing I went through when I found out Kate Beckinsale was married. You'll be okay Odon, just lie down and wait for everything good in you to die.
    The only thing that gave me more heartache than that was finding out Rachel Weiz is married.
  9. 2011-06-21 15:11 #9
    Day
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    that body double has a great ass
  10. 2011-06-21 15:11 #10
    Day
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    wasn't sure if yall noticed
  11. 2011-06-21 15:17 #11
    QuePsiXI
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    I don't know if that's a body double or a doubled booty
  12. 2011-06-21 15:17 #12
    QuePsiXI
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    Yep that was the best I can do.
  13. 2011-06-21 15:47 #13
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    no you fucking moron
  14. 2011-06-21 15:51 #14
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