Prank ideas

[archibaldcrane]

Pictures of her. then we can really decide on the type of revenge.

Wow, this took til page 2. Amazing.

[Zilong]

take a shit in her shower

[SephYuyX]

Covered you with Glitter?


Cover her with Sperm.

http://static.tumblr.com/epasrk6/5di...lack_wolf_.jpg

[Bardicrune]

Purchase a dildo and leave it on her pillow with a note that reads:

Name,

I watch you through the window every night. I thought that this present might be a bit more pleasurable for you than your current toy.

Lustingly Yours,

(Fictitious Name)

Guaranteed to freak out anyone (girl or guy).

[arus2001]

As I sit here thinking of pranks, I realize they're either too expensive or too elaborate. :/

Pics or a good description of her would do some wonders, though.

[bigrougabagel]

Yes, need a good description of this person... are they religious in any way? if so....

[richardd]

http://www.prankdial.com/

[Woozie]

Put all of there shit up on Craigslist listed as free.

use a sniffer and fuck with her facebook.

pallet wrap her bed with some of her things in there, possibly her.

Is she very tech savvy? a fun but simple prank is to print screen their desktop, set it as wallpaper, and hide all the icons etc.

I like these. The facebook one gave me an idea, and her roommate is going to help me pull it off. I'm going to change her Birthday to Sunday so that she gets a wall full of happy birthday posts. The same day, I'll be doing what Qal just suggested. I figure my two lame pranks simultaneously will add up to her one good prank. (and when I say lame, I mean by comparison. I had to go to work covered in glitter because of her, so that made her's really good).

Annoyotron. Kool-Aid packet in shower head. Bullion cube in shower head. Flour/pancake mix while she's in the shower. Wake her up with an airhorn. Relocate her furniture in perfect arrangement outside (a la Toy Soldiers). Small trash can full of water, lean up against door. Knock and when she opens it the water floods her room.

I'll keep thinking...

I can't do anything that will affect her roommate since her roommate has established herself as "neutral" (in quotes because she's helping me get my friend's laptop).

Any of my facebook friends can see how she looks by seeing the "Edward Cullen would be proud" post she made on my wall the day of the glitter prank.

[Ksandra]

I'll give you my favorite prank for guys...but I'd be hesitant to do it to a girl...think some girls may commit suicide, the rest may just chop off your dick.

ANYWAY at UConn we used to do the shave one eyebrow thing. Because when they wake up they have to make the ultimate choice, do they a. walk around like a freak with one eyebrow or b. make the step and shave off their other eyebrow and be the freak with no eyebrows.


It's harmless in the sense that the eyebrows will grow back but ya...women may take it way too far.

[Woozie]

Yeah, I'm sure if she woke up with one eyebrow, I'd wake up with one testicle the next day.

[jimbobsonofgod]

Have sex with her

Tell her you have aids

Disappear for a week, fake your death.

[shidobu]

see this is why you dont prank people. Starts a damn war

[Siniroth]

shave off their other eyebrow and be the freak with no eyebrows.

[Cleverness]

Fake positive pregnancy tests, covering her in frosting while she sleeps, dye her hair, etc

[Day]

saran wrap toilet is always funny... make sure roomates are aware.

[archibaldcrane]

Put your dick in her.

Spoiler: show

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6860181_n.jpg

Wait, what were we talking about?

[archibaldcrane]

Besides, you told her this means war, and she said "bring it".

Everything is on the table.

[Day]

Damn girls who wear crosses make me want to fuck them so hard.

[Day]

They could be a 6 or so and the cross would bring them to an 8 or 9.

[archibaldcrane]

You mean wearing a cross just changes the 0 to a 1 regardless.