Prank ideas

[Woozie]

I don't think I could get her other suitemates to agree to not tell her about the saran wrap toilet thing.

[archibaldcrane]

I should just print out that pic, jerk off onto it, take another photo of the result, post it on Woozie's wall under the "Edward Cullen would be proud" post, and write "Woozie told me to do this, not sure why - who is Edward Cullen?"

[Day]

You mean wearing a cross just changes the 0 to a 1 regardless.

I think I agree, unless you are intellectually insulting me.

[archibaldcrane]

Area code system.

[Day]

Oh yeah I forget about that... um I wouldn't say regardless. They have to be remotely fuckable in the first place. idk what it is. I just want to make them scream "oh god" while wearing a cross. brb buying gf a cross. she's gonna be pissed.

[archibaldcrane]

My girl's parents are born-again christian, she went to a uber christian college.

Corrupting god's chosen children, feels good man.

[Bregor]

Impregnate her. Then falcon pawnch abortion.

[vagus]

Seriously though need more info on this target. What is her major? Is she fat? Does she have an older brother that could murder you? Is she asian? Also, by asking BG the results MUST be posted after follow through.

[archibaldcrane]

Seriously though Wooz, with all this unassuming harmless sweet religious black nerdery, you really need to start banging white girls to demonstrate how closet-racist their jesus-loving dads are.

[Zalius]

you have 3 options.

wake up.
daytime.
nighttime.

based on each one, you've got different shit to work with. wake up is the easiest, most terrifying, but its over the fastest. daytime is more elaborate, going to require setup. nighttime is same as daytime but you have more fear involved when its dark out (easier to hide things, people, etc.)

my recommendation since glitter is the devil:

wake up prank wont be as good, she already did that. so you're looking at daytime or nighttime. girls are easy to scare most of the time, annoying pranks are more for guys cause once they realize the fear is unjustified it goes away but girls keep crying after they were scared and its lols.

so ideally you're looking for: creature scare, person scare, situation scare.

creature scare can be bugs, fake bugs, fake animals...etc. put them in a place she wasnt expecting them, make it so she has to make an instinct decision. if she sees a tarantula on her and she gets scared, instinct will kick and she will yell (subconscious call for help) and freak out/panic/move around all stupid (try to keep it away/off of her, also subconscious), all while in an emotional whirlwind.

person is closer to terror, same with a person in a costume. if you can pull of a realistic ghost/creature/terror of the night prank, its like 100% hit rate. no female alone in a dark room is just like "nah prolly a prank" when some crazy shit pops out..they haywire and go fucked up mode. its more mean cause its gonna give her a freakout but that will fade

situation requires craftyness and is the supreme mark of a pro prankster. the idea is to make her feel like "what...no fucking way" or "WHAT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT"


you know quantum mechanics and shit you son of a fuck why am i helping you with this

[Miroku_Asura]

You should check out Prank VS Prank on youtube... Boyfriend and girlfriend have an ongoing prank war- the boyfriend's pranks are epic, the girlfriend is just a dumb bitch.

Surprise Haircut

Spoiler: show

'Ghost' Face

Spoiler: show

Smoking Car

Spoiler: show

Plastic Wrap Door

Spoiler: show

[Pringles]

My favorite pranks involve using the bean things from bean bags. Ones I've done in the past included:

- carefully covering the top side of a ceiling fan with them so as soon as it's turned on they fly every where.

- taking a clothing drawer in a dresser that can come out (usually underwear drawer best) remove and hide the clothes, fill it to the brim, place a piece of cardboard on top and place it upside down into the drawer socket. When they pull it open, all them fall out all over the floor.

- Did the same as above but to every drawer in their room. The things are so small, that it's almost impossible to clean them all up and they will be finding them for months to come everywhere.

Other pranks I've done that got the persons good: remove all the light bulbs from lamps and replace them with black light bulbs, removed all the actual pen capsules from the pens so they're all just the shells from their desk and backpacks, while they were asleep removed and switched the lock on their door so they were locked in with a note saying the key was hidden in their room. While they were in the shower removed all their left shoes from their closet. Those were all the good ones that were fairly harmless and didn't cause any damage or fierce rebuttal.

[Woozie]

Seriously though need more info on this target. What is her major? Is she fat? Does she have an older brother that could murder you? Is she asian? Also, by asking BG the results MUST be posted after follow through.

She's a physics major from New York. She's here in Toledo for an REU (the same reason I'm in Toledo. Archie already posted her pic, so clearly she's not Asian. She's very religious, and seems pretty liberal; the rapture thing posted earlier wouldn't work on her. We all go drinking on the weekends, so something like the eyebrown prank could work on theory if she were to pass out, but I wouldn't do that.

Seriously though Wooz, with all this unassuming harmless sweet religious black nerdery, you really need to start banging white girls to demonstrate how closet-racist their jesus-loving dads are.

My ex was white (a Mennonite, in fact) and I definitely exposed her dad's inner racism. He practically disowned her. He tried to send her to Arkansas, and now she's going to be spending two years in Mexico. It's a long story, but yeah...

you have 3 options.

wake up.
daytime.
nighttime.

based on each one, you've got different shit to work with. wake up is the easiest, most terrifying, but its over the fastest. daytime is more elaborate, going to require setup. nighttime is same as daytime but you have more fear involved when its dark out (easier to hide things, people, etc.)

my recommendation since glitter is the devil:

wake up prank wont be as good, she already did that. so you're looking at daytime or nighttime. girls are easy to scare most of the time, annoying pranks are more for guys cause once they realize the fear is unjustified it goes away but girls keep crying after they were scared and its lols.

so ideally you're looking for: creature scare, person scare, situation scare.

creature scare can be bugs, fake bugs, fake animals...etc. put them in a place she wasnt expecting them, make it so she has to make an instinct decision. if she sees a tarantula on her and she gets scared, instinct will kick and she will yell (subconscious call for help) and freak out/panic/move around all stupid (try to keep it away/off of her, also subconscious), all while in an emotional whirlwind.

person is closer to terror, same with a person in a costume. if you can pull of a realistic ghost/creature/terror of the night prank, its like 100% hit rate. no female alone in a dark room is just like "nah prolly a prank" when some crazy shit pops out..they haywire and go fucked up mode. its more mean cause its gonna give her a freakout but that will fade

situation requires craftyness and is the supreme mark of a pro prankster. the idea is to make her feel like "what...no fucking way" or "WHAT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT"


you know quantum mechanics and shit you son of a fuck why am i helping you with this

Now that I think about it, I already got her with a person scare. I jumped out from behind a dumpster while she was walking to work and screamed "COME HERE WHITE GIRL!" in a really creepy, serial killery kind of way and scared the crap out of her. I don't want to do anything too similar, though I think a fake tarantula in her closet may be a good idea.

[archibaldcrane]

My ex was white (a Mennonite, in fact) and I definitely exposed her dad's inner racism. He practically disowned her. He tried to send her to Arkansas, and now she's going to be spending two years in Mexico.

See? Perfect prank! Also you get to have sex in the meantime.

[Eliseos]

Wrap her car in yellow police crime scene tape.

[OWS_Tonx]

My favorite pranks involve using the bean things from bean bags. Ones I've done in the past included:

- carefully covering the top side of a ceiling fan with them so as soon as it's turned on they fly every where.

- taking a clothing drawer in a dresser that can come out (usually underwear drawer best) remove and hide the clothes, fill it to the brim, place a piece of cardboard on top and place it upside down into the drawer socket. When they pull it open, all them fall out all over the floor.

- Did the same as above but to every drawer in their room. The things are so small, that it's almost impossible to clean them all up and they will be finding them for months to come everywhere.

Other pranks I've done that got the persons good: remove all the light bulbs from lamps and replace them with black light bulbs, removed all the actual pen capsules from the pens so they're all just the shells from their desk and backpacks, while they were asleep removed and switched the lock on their door so they were locked in with a note saying the key was hidden in their room. While they were in the shower removed all their left shoes from their closet. Those were all the good ones that were fairly harmless and didn't cause any damage or fierce rebuttal.

Holy fuck putting those little beanbag things on top of the fan is fucking genius.

[Raz]

Can you get easy access to the interior of her car? If so fill her car's air conditioner vents with baby powder.

Just found this

[quannum]

yea don't forget to record/youtube the prank

[Niiro]

Can you get easy access to the interior of her car? If so fill her car's air conditioner vents with baby powder.

Just found this

That but with glitter would be an awesome counter, besides covering her I can't imagine the pain in the ass it would be to clean the car after that.

[jmc]

Wrap her car in yellow police crime scene tape.

ugh, if only you lived in boston.........


I like the idea of glitter in the car vents, this chick would be finding glitter in her car for months lol