Prank ideas

[Jintu]

take it to the next level, http://www.syfy.com/scaretactics/

[Cantih]

Can you get easy access to the interior of her car? If so fill her car's air conditioner vents with baby powder.

Just found this

That but with glitter would be an awesome counter, besides covering her I can't imagine the pain in the ass it would be to clean the car after that.

Bingo, I think we've got the perfect winner.

[Nevex]

I'll give you my favorite prank for guys...but I'd be hesitant to do it to a girl...think some girls may commit suicide, the rest may just chop off your dick.

ANYWAY at UConn we used to do the shave one eyebrow thing. Because when they wake up they have to make the ultimate choice, do they a. walk around like a freak with one eyebrow or b. make the step and shave off their other eyebrow and be the freak with no eyebrows.


It's harmless in the sense that the eyebrows will grow back but ya...women may take it way too far.

It's really not that bad. If the victim is not a complete moron he/she'll just cover the shaved eyebrow with some fake medication and pretend he/she got hurt until it grows back.
Both eyebrows need to be shaved to be effective.

[Flarega]

Get her passed out drunk, get a sharpie, take off shoes and socks, color feet with sharpie, put shoes and socks back on.

[Fodder]

Buttering the floor has to be the best I've seen.

Alternatively, you could counter the glitter by filling her car to the brim with shredded paper, she'll never get it all out.

[Ace-o-fire]

poke wholes in all her condoms or switch out her birth control

laugh the rest of your life when you see her with her child.

[Plow]

I'm just gonna say one thing...

Don't fuck with someone's car unless they fuck with yours first. You don't want to start that.

[Apelila]

Can you get easy access to the interior of her car? If so fill her car's air conditioner vents with baby powder.

Just found this

I also vote this. But, since you have acess to her room you can perform a mind fuck. Go into the room and video yourself doing nothing for 30 minutes, wait until she asks what you did after the roomate tells her then say nothing. After she freaks out, show her the video. Works best if the roomate knows to tell her you where there after a couple days but does not know what you where doing, just let the roomate know its harmless but that her involvement is a big part in case she's adamant about remaining completely neutral.

[pogejr]

Spoiler: show

Me: hey teddy. its steph. i got a new phone 3:14 PM
Me: you complain to me about not replying to you and then you don't reply to me? 3:18 PM
+14692301797: Lol its only been 4 mins. And did you get my previous text? 3:20 PM
Me: no. What was it? 3:21 PM
+14692301797: Hey tell me when i can call you so we can have a 3 way quick convo about the project it will be quick 3:22 PM
+14692301797: Where are you by the way? 3:23 PM
Me: so wats the deal with us 3:24 PM
Me: i missed my period today btw 3:24 PM
+14692301797: Can we talk on phone. We shall speak fast. 3:25 PM
Me: I MISSED MY PERIOD! 3:25 PM
+14692301797: Your period? Are you taking in biological terms? 3:25 PM
Me: I missed my period. I don't know what to do now. Please help me teddy! 3:26 PM
+14692301797: Ok if this is steph answer this question. Who do you want as president of the united states? 3:27 PM
Me: YOU THINK I Give a shit about that right now!!! I may be pregnant! 3:28 PM
+14692301797: Who is this lol? 3:28 PM
+14692301797: See lol this is not steph. Lol who is this. Its a simple question if you can't answer that than bye. And your out of state with your family . Why would y 3:30 PM
+14692301797: ou get a new phone. 3:30 PM
Me: Who the fuck do u think it is. my vagina wants u teddy 3:30 PM
+14692301797: Ok................ 3:31 PM
Me: I'm not out of state! I'm waiting for you! I love you teddy! 3:31 PM
+14692301797: Ok . Lol who is this. Lets see . Hao you are a bitch i can't believe you would play with me like this........ I guess friends like to act like this . 3:32 PM
Me: who the fuck is hao. I aint no small dick asian! I want you teedddy! 3:33 PM
Me: aren't you tired of having wet dreams of me? 3:34 PM
+14692301797: O jason lol this is your new number lol. 3:34 PM
+14692301797: I wrote it down lol. 3:34 PM
Me: I'm not no white boy prick either! I want you teddy!!!! 3:35 PM
+14692301797: No lol i only sleep 3 hours . No time to dream. And i am not into girls that spread their legs for me without any work on my part... I just want some one 3:36 PM
+14692301797: to open their heart lol. 3:36 PM
Me: i rubbing my vagina right now thinking about you and all ur thinking about is boys??? 3:36 PM
+14692301797: O well lol what ever the case i will forward this to your old number . 3:37 PM
Me: I know you've been working for me since you fell for me 3 months ago. that's why I've been playing hard to get 3:37 PM
Me: but i can't stand it anymore. I WANT YOU!!! 3:37 PM
+14692301797: Who is your favorite presidential candidate? 3:37 PM
Me: Teddy, your dick is my favorite. Thinking about you makes me soooooooooooo horny. 3:38 PM
+14692301797: Answer that. 3:38 PM
Me: Herp Derp. I love you. 3:41 PM
+14692301797: 2 weeks back when i stayed after school with you on the computers what were you doing on the computers? 3:41 PM
Me: I was thinking about the best way to tell you my feelings. Why won't you accept me teddy! WHY! 3:42 PM
+14692301797: Lol i am studying for a stat exam at half price unless you can answer my questions correctly please stop wasting my time. 3:42 PM
Me: I'm tired of using a vibrator at night to replace you. 3:43 PM
+14692301797: Who is your best friend? 3:44 PM
+14692301797: Get that correct please? 3:44 PM
Me: I know you feel the same way about me teddy. When I saw you talking to that other girl, it got me so mad, but I knew you were trying to play hard to get too. 3:44 PM
Me: I see you as more than a best friend to me. 3:45 PM
+14692301797: Hey can you call the number . Cause the person might not reply. 3:58 PM
Me: Teddy. Its me, Steph. Your friend. I understand you've had feelings about me and well, I don't really feel the same way about you. I'm sorry. That wasn't me btw 4:01 PM
+14692301797: Ok lol that's find but will you be here tomorrow? 4:03 PM
Me: I think we should talk about what just happened. 4:05 PM
+14692301797: Lol what lol. Who is your favorite presidential candidate? 4:05 PM
Me: Call me on my other phone and lets talk. Not text, call. 4:06 PM
+14692301797: And answer this. What class do you take after school? To finish your credits 4:07 PM
+14692301797: Will you be here tomorrow? Me and hao want to start tomorrow. " steph" 4:11 PM
Me: ok thats it. I;m tired of this. I thought we had trust in this relationship but I guess we don't. And you continue to text this number meaning you want to get to this girls pants. I've lost respect for you teddy. Don't talk to me ever again! 4:13 PM
+14692301797: Lol i just want to know which one of my friends has betrayed me..... Its sad though . Lol once i find out though lol . Well... 4:15 PM
+14692301797: The prank is not funny . Thanks . 4:18 PM
+14692301797: O its jorje. 4:22 PM
Me: I'm disappointed in you, Herp Derp of Herpsville. I thought you had more potential but apparently I was mistaken. You are but a simpleton boastful boar. 4:23 PM
+14692301797: Right back at ya! 4:26 PM
+14692301797: Well lol who ever this is i do not want you to be confused . I like steph not because of her physical features but because she is the one girl that i th 4:51 PM
+14692301797: ink gets me. She is sweet smart and honest . I can always be my self around her i don't have act differential .i just feel safe\great\happy around her. 4:51 PM
+14692301797: Just so you know. 4:51 PM

^ Long

[arshesney]

Try this:

Caption translated is: evil prank to gf

[Kryssan]

Nitrogen-tri-iodide everything with a ledge in the apartment (well, any place you're not afraid to get iodine stains). Warn friends/people in apartment beforehand. Remember, the powder is only stable when wet - don't be around after it dries.

[Vandole]

Spoiler: show

Me: hey teddy. its steph. i got a new phone 3:14 PM
Me: you complain to me about not replying to you and then you don't reply to me? 3:18 PM
+14692301797: Lol its only been 4 mins. And did you get my previous text? 3:20 PM
Me: no. What was it? 3:21 PM
+14692301797: Hey tell me when i can call you so we can have a 3 way quick convo about the project it will be quick 3:22 PM
+14692301797: Where are you by the way? 3:23 PM
Me: so wats the deal with us 3:24 PM
Me: i missed my period today btw 3:24 PM
+14692301797: Can we talk on phone. We shall speak fast. 3:25 PM
Me: I MISSED MY PERIOD! 3:25 PM
+14692301797: Your period? Are you taking in biological terms? 3:25 PM
Me: I missed my period. I don't know what to do now. Please help me teddy! 3:26 PM
+14692301797: Ok if this is steph answer this question. Who do you want as president of the united states? 3:27 PM
Me: YOU THINK I Give a shit about that right now!!! I may be pregnant! 3:28 PM
+14692301797: Who is this lol? 3:28 PM
+14692301797: See lol this is not steph. Lol who is this. Its a simple question if you can't answer that than bye. And your out of state with your family . Why would y 3:30 PM
+14692301797: ou get a new phone. 3:30 PM
Me: Who the fuck do u think it is. my vagina wants u teddy 3:30 PM
+14692301797: Ok................ 3:31 PM
Me: I'm not out of state! I'm waiting for you! I love you teddy! 3:31 PM
+14692301797: Ok . Lol who is this. Lets see . Hao you are a bitch i can't believe you would play with me like this........ I guess friends like to act like this . 3:32 PM
Me: who the fuck is hao. I aint no small dick asian! I want you teedddy! 3:33 PM
Me: aren't you tired of having wet dreams of me? 3:34 PM
+14692301797: O jason lol this is your new number lol. 3:34 PM
+14692301797: I wrote it down lol. 3:34 PM
Me: I'm not no white boy prick either! I want you teddy!!!! 3:35 PM
+14692301797: No lol i only sleep 3 hours . No time to dream. And i am not into girls that spread their legs for me without any work on my part... I just want some one 3:36 PM
+14692301797: to open their heart lol. 3:36 PM
Me: i rubbing my vagina right now thinking about you and all ur thinking about is boys??? 3:36 PM
+14692301797: O well lol what ever the case i will forward this to your old number . 3:37 PM
Me: I know you've been working for me since you fell for me 3 months ago. that's why I've been playing hard to get 3:37 PM
Me: but i can't stand it anymore. I WANT YOU!!! 3:37 PM
+14692301797: Who is your favorite presidential candidate? 3:37 PM
Me: Teddy, your dick is my favorite. Thinking about you makes me soooooooooooo horny. 3:38 PM
+14692301797: Answer that. 3:38 PM
Me: Herp Derp. I love you. 3:41 PM
+14692301797: 2 weeks back when i stayed after school with you on the computers what were you doing on the computers? 3:41 PM
Me: I was thinking about the best way to tell you my feelings. Why won't you accept me teddy! WHY! 3:42 PM
+14692301797: Lol i am studying for a stat exam at half price unless you can answer my questions correctly please stop wasting my time. 3:42 PM
Me: I'm tired of using a vibrator at night to replace you. 3:43 PM
+14692301797: Who is your best friend? 3:44 PM
+14692301797: Get that correct please? 3:44 PM
Me: I know you feel the same way about me teddy. When I saw you talking to that other girl, it got me so mad, but I knew you were trying to play hard to get too. 3:44 PM
Me: I see you as more than a best friend to me. 3:45 PM
+14692301797: Hey can you call the number . Cause the person might not reply. 3:58 PM
Me: Teddy. Its me, Steph. Your friend. I understand you've had feelings about me and well, I don't really feel the same way about you. I'm sorry. That wasn't me btw 4:01 PM
+14692301797: Ok lol that's find but will you be here tomorrow? 4:03 PM
Me: I think we should talk about what just happened. 4:05 PM
+14692301797: Lol what lol. Who is your favorite presidential candidate? 4:05 PM
Me: Call me on my other phone and lets talk. Not text, call. 4:06 PM
+14692301797: And answer this. What class do you take after school? To finish your credits 4:07 PM
+14692301797: Will you be here tomorrow? Me and hao want to start tomorrow. " steph" 4:11 PM
Me: ok thats it. I;m tired of this. I thought we had trust in this relationship but I guess we don't. And you continue to text this number meaning you want to get to this girls pants. I've lost respect for you teddy. Don't talk to me ever again! 4:13 PM
+14692301797: Lol i just want to know which one of my friends has betrayed me..... Its sad though . Lol once i find out though lol . Well... 4:15 PM
+14692301797: The prank is not funny . Thanks . 4:18 PM
+14692301797: O its jorje. 4:22 PM
Me: I'm disappointed in you, Herp Derp of Herpsville. I thought you had more potential but apparently I was mistaken. You are but a simpleton boastful boar. 4:23 PM
+14692301797: Right back at ya! 4:26 PM
+14692301797: Well lol who ever this is i do not want you to be confused . I like steph not because of her physical features but because she is the one girl that i th 4:51 PM
+14692301797: ink gets me. She is sweet smart and honest . I can always be my self around her i don't have act differential .i just feel safe\great\happy around her. 4:51 PM
+14692301797: Just so you know. 4:51 PM

^ Long

one of the dumbest things i've ever read. and i read the foreward in twilight

[Melena]

a ball bearing in a hubcap can be fun

[ZarakiKujata]

i read twilight

Oh man whoever arranged that pranked you real good

[Odon]

That's messed up Woozie, she obviously knows how much you love stars and wanted you to sparkle and shine like one.

[Woozie]

Check her wall if you can, Archie. I'm not sure if you can see it or not. I'm currently hiding in my room because she's outside my door with a bat, lol. Not really worth posting a screenshot, but her facebook wall is now full of "happy birthday!"s. I can't remember who it was that said something to give me that idea, but whoever it was, thanks.

[Woozie]

Oh, and the best part is that she doesn't know how I did it. She thinks I'm some sort of computer hacker that stole her password or something and she's freaking out trying to figure out how I did it.