Fantasy Football 2011: Jumping the Gun

[Demosthenes11]

colt mccoy is still on the board

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yeah i need to get a qb before it's all gone you stupid fucks

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HURRY UP SO I CAN DRAFT

[Demosthenes11]

Jordan palmer may also be available. We'll see how the picks go tho

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Also, I have realized I can't add snake math. No one take anyone good in the next 24 picks.

[Plow]

fucking peyton manning. I hate being forced into a player because they fall to you -.-

neck better heal

well, he came off pup today at least... still yeah, I would not want to be making that pick

[Demosthenes11]

only reason they activated him was to make sure he could play before the 7th game of the season. caldwell gonna bill this shit too and poker face about manning's injury for 2 weeks

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only reason they activated him was to make sure he could play before the 7th game of the season. caldwell gonna bill this shit too and poker face about manning's injury for 10 years

fixed for proper billing

[Demosthenes11]

well he's got a right shoulder injury, but is probable to play

[Plow]

this way we get to hear all about how Manning is the most accurate, smartest, best, toughest, just plain most incredible qb ever because of it


and, really, if you substitute every other adjective with "whitest," it all makes perfect sense

[Akiyama]

this way we get to hear all about how Manning is the most accurate, smartest, best, toughest, just plain most incredible qb ever because of it


and, really, if you substitute every other adjective with "whitest," it all makes perfect sense

Would it be better for you if it were Josh Freeman instead of Manning? Just curious if that'd make you less mayad.

[Plow]

wait what?

[Akiyama]

wait what?

To make sure I'm reading your statement correctly..

you're dogging on Peyton Manning, and if he were to come back and play Week 1, from the neck injury, all above adjectives would be said, yes? And then, you said you could just replace them all with 'whitest', right? so I tossed Josh Freeman in there (who went to KSU, figured it'd be closer to home in terms of rooting interest for you, also he's black), and came up with that.

But I have to be sure that you were actually dogging on Manning, being typical Plow, and not actually joking. I can never tell when you joke.

[Plow]

making fun of manning for being a massive white nerd = mayad

blah blah truth in jest tho, I appreciate how good he is but he does get more credit than he deserves for winning 1 super bowl when everything about the team has been designed entirely for and around maximizing your impact for a decade that included one of the best wr ever and one of the best rb ever in their primes

primarily because he's as white as you can possibly be in a league that's all about black people now lol

[Tyr]

Plow, I hate your dad in 20man league ;(

[Plow]

It's funny I was talking to him about who to pick and I had told him I was hoping Felix would fall to me, and when he decided he's like "so do I have to tell you after I put in the system?"


tried to talk him into mike williams but he wouldn't go for it since benn is back lol

[Akiyama]

It's funny I was talking to him about who to pick and I had told him I was hoping Felix would fall to me, and when he decided he's like "so do I have to tell you after I put in the system?"


tried to talk him into mike williams but he wouldn't go for it since benn is back lol

When's 20-man draft again? I forget, lol

making fun of manning for being a massive white nerd = mayad

blah blah truth in jest tho, I appreciate how good he is but he does get more credit than he deserves for winning 1 super bowl when everything about the team has been designed entirely for and around maximizing your impact for a decade that included one of the best wr ever and one of the best rb ever in their primes

primarily because he's as white as you can possibly be in a league that's all about black people now lol

Well yeah. See, I wasn't sure what you meant. He's definitely one of the whitest guys you'll ever see, but to say he's getting more credit than he deserves... have you seen the team without Peyton? They'd be lucky to go 3-13/4-12 without him. It's a team full of dogshit without him out there on the field, lol. I mean.. I doubt I'd need to tell you that, but if that defense doesn't have the lead (save for that game against the Texans a couple years back), they're fucked. That's why I'd say he's the MVP of the league, because without him, they're not even on the cusp of a playoff team.

[Plow]

When's 20-man draft again? I forget, lol

Well yeah. See, I wasn't sure what you meant. He's definitely one of the whitest guys you'll ever see, but to say he's getting more credit than he deserves... have you seen the team without Peyton? They'd be lucky to go 3-13/4-12 without him. It's a team full of dogshit without him out there on the field, lol. I mean.. I doubt I'd need to tell you that, but if that defense doesn't have the lead (save for that game against the Texans a couple years back), they're fucked. That's why I'd say he's the MVP of the league, because without him, they're not even on the cusp of a playoff team.

That has more to do with the system being designed in a way that a backup can't just come in and take over than anything.

Look at it this way: you think Brady would have had trouble in the playoffs with Edge when he was ready to become the best rb ever and Harrison in his prime, oh and Dallas Clark?

Do you think these Colts are a 3 or 4 win team with, say, Rodgers? What about, say, Schaub or Ryan? Hell, you think they're a 3 or 4 win team with Freeman or Kolb or even Henne?

[Plow]

oh and 20 man draft is Wednesday, the 31st, at 9pm est

[Plow]

also you're up aki go draft!