kuya

[Abandon]

Now I know why I never married you.

if you want it, i'll do it. but I'm not gonna tie a girl down and buttfuck her just because i want to. and with that, gotta go work, be back in about 45.

[Ksandra]

but I'm not gonna tie a girl down and buttfuck her just because i want to.

I stand by my statement.

[Conrad]

i generally don't do anal unless she pushes for me to do so. Not something I actively seek out

word

[Abandon]

while i'm not against it, just not my top choice of penetration.

[Conrad]

Only time I tried it, I couldn't fit it in because we were in the shower and she's almost a foot shorter than I am. She asked me because it was Shark Week at the time.

[Conrad]

I mostly wrote that above post because I find the term "Shark Week" all sorts of hilarious

[Abandon]

fuck you. shark week starts on the 30th, i believe, and i will be out of contact.

[Conrad]

Are you saying I shouldn't sully the actual Shark Week by using it as a euphemism for menstruation?

[Rocl]

please don't

[Rocl]

sully shark week that is

[Rocl]

continue to use euphemisms for menstruation however

[Qalbert]

lol

[Conrad]

rocl what do you know of vaginal bleeding

[Rocl]

what do you mean

[Conrad]

j/w

[Mertron]

from what i understand women have a troll in their vaginas that will bite off your penis; if you do not give the troll a penis to bite he will begin to gnaw on the vagina, causing bleeding

thats how menstruation happens

[Mertron]

well thats what i heard

[Antithesis]

Well you heard wrong.

[Mertron]

nah

[Milkster]

What happens to the guy when the troll gets fed? And when she's pregnant, does the troll move out?