Battleship (May 18, 2012)

[Takiwaki]

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Dude nothing is explained, during the entire move my wife and I are like are they good or bad aliens, throughout the entire thing they most of the times just not hurt people, for no apparent reason. In the middle of a fight and one stops and just scans looks and does absolutely nothing, and this is done over and over with absolutely no explanation.

Those ball thingys ran around and destroyed shit in the area, a freaking entire free way overpass making cars and people fall to their death but yet rolls up on a kid, stops and moves on. WTF.

And again there was no kind of attempt to communicate just lets just fuck them up from the get go. They (the aliens) did not even attack first, If I remember. I mean you meet an unknown ship that looks alien and fire a warning shot? ahahah.

ok ending rant

[Kobb]

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Dude nothing is explained, during the entire move my wife and I are like are they good or bad aliens, throughout the entire thing they most of the times just not hurt people, for no apparent reason. In the middle of a fight and one stops and just scans looks and does absolutely nothing, and this is done over and over with absolutely no explanation.

Those ball thingys ran around and destroyed shit in the area, a freaking entire free way overpass making cars and people fall to their death but yet rolls up on a kid, stops and moves on. WTF.

And again there was no kind of attempt to communicate just lets just fuck them up from the get go. They (the aliens) did not even attack first, If I remember. I mean you meet an unknown ship that looks alien and fire a warning shot? ahahah.

ok ending rant

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[Meresgi]

Nope. The closest you get is her wearing a vest at the beginning, with trousers on maybe? Can't remember exactly, movie was in and out of my brain the same day.

Fuck this movie then, Uwe Boll quality

[Tyrath]

Fuck this movie then, Uwe Boll quality

It doesn't sound that awful to me. Very few movies are.

[Kerberoz]

Well, sometimes a really bad movie can be more fun to watch than a moderately bad one.

[Tyrath]

This is true. Although I always found Uwe Boll movies to go beyond that level of bad. I haven't seen this yet so I can't be sure exactly where it falls. Will probably download soon.

[Cantih]

Just got back from it.
I'd say better than Skyline, worse than Battle: Los Angeles & Independence Day.

Got a trailer for Bourne Legacy though. MORE RENNER!

[Dantrag]

I hated the Bourne movies. Trying to make me fucking throw up due to shittastic camera bull shit.

[Meresgi]

This is true. Although I always found Uwe Boll movies to go beyond that level of bad. I haven't seen this yet so I can't be sure exactly where it falls. Will probably download soon.

I did watch all of Bloodrayne 1 by Boll, was a pretty fun experience especially the parts where chocolate syrup blood came erupting out of people. And Bourne legacy looks hawt, saw it on a magazine in the store the other day and was like "oh shit, I didn't know about this", was hoping it wasnt a reboot though since I saw Damon wasn't in it, glad it's not a true "reboot".

[Tyrath]

Was amused by the movie till the battleship game happened... All downhill from there.

[Dryr]

Saw it today. I like the main actor from FNL/John Carter/gambit. But, the story (while entirely fabricated and obviously plugged the board game) had a multitude of plot-holes and lazy editing and bad shots that made it to the final cut.

Overall, it was OK. The emphasis on wounded warrior/support our veterans/respect our veterans really hurt the movie as a purely entertainment flick.