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  1. #6501
    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    That much is easy. Not like I can walk around the club w/o a shirt on. I look pretty normal when I'm not in a tank/shirtless

    That said, this thread needs some pics
    Then maybe the problem is your clothes

  2. #6502
    A. Body
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    The receding has begun!
    Bitches are into the Lebron now adays brah. Just shave it off before anyone notices. Go Denzel Equalizer.

  3. #6503
    The Anti Miz
    The Anti Miz of the House of Weave

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    bruh you live in FL, go to beach, bang the hotties. done

  4. #6504
    The 69th Donor
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    Kil'jaeden

    It ain't that warm out at the moment.

  5. #6505
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    Yeah 80 degrees out right now is bitchin. I should head up to Hallandale or Aventura and hit on some white girls coming here for the winter. Gotta love Miami. Ft. Lauderdale doe... Crawling.

  6. #6506
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
    All hail Lord Yamcha

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    I was actually at the beach like 3 days ago lol

  7. #6507

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Just try to find some women with low self-esteem and/or daddy issues. You'll make them feel good about themselves and get your dick wet, everyone goes home a winner.

  8. #6508

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    It's near impossible to get rid of those types. Last thing he needs is one of them trying to sneak in his backyard and accidentally slipping on one of his turds and breaking her neck.

  9. #6509
    GATTACA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Then maybe the problem is your clothes
    ^^^^^^^^^

    bring your guns to da club

  10. #6510
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    It's near impossible to get rid of those types. Last thing he needs is one of them trying to sneak in his backyard and accidentally slipping on one of his turds and breaking her neck.
    QFT. I don't recommend seeking out that on purpose ever.

  11. #6511
    Tekki's Bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Maybe we should just make a thread about getting CS laid
    Just put a pic of him up with his address on craigslist askin for some kawaii folk to show up.

  12. #6512
    I'm not safe on my island
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    Maybe then, senpai will notice him

  13. #6513
    Tekki's Bitch
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    Then we can have a thread about my intimacy issues next.

  14. #6514
    The 69th Donor
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    He should get on tinder isn't that the thing were people do the hookups?

  15. #6515
    I'm not safe on my island
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    Your problem is a lack of dick

  16. #6516
    The 69th Donor
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    Um? This isn't about me though?

    And I have a boyfriend, I get plenty of dick, thanks for playing.

  17. #6517
    Banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    Um? This isn't about me though?

    And I have a boyfriend, I get plenty of dick, thanks for playing.
    He wasn't talking about you. Poor timing.

  18. #6518
    Relic Horn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    He should get on tinder isn't that the thing were people do the hookups?
    Craiglists: Just avoid the serial killers.

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    The 69th Donor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    He wasn't talking about you. Poor timing.
    Okay, I was so confused lol.

  20. #6520
    I'm not safe on my island
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    Dang i didn't notice you posted before me lol

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