EVO 2011 is officially over! fuudoooooooooooooooooooooo!!

[shidobu]

That would be an awesome Hyper for Wright. Lv 3 Objection cancels out any other Hyper combo on screen ;o

rather it be a ballin ass assist that Says "Objection" in big red letters. So it can be used more than once a decade

[Kobb]

rather it be a ballin ass assist that Says "Objection" in big red letters. So it can be used more than once a decade

Yeah, but like Deadpool's "HAVE GUN WILL SHOOT" and "PINEAPPLE SURPRISE" every 2 seconds, hearing "OBJECTION" every 2 seconds will start to get grinding.

[Sho]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/364/stillcopy.png

If Daigo was maining Ryu, he would have remembered this shit.

[samalis]

Our champions review on the fleshlight:

Originally Posted by Viscant on shoryuken.com
So, as some of you know, I've sworn off women for the rest of the year. Until Jan 1, 2006 I have resolved not to start a relationship or have sex with a woman. It's kind of a long story, but it involves a bet and a lot of strange feelings.
But you know...a man has needs. Especially this man. So I decided to try the Fleshlight. And not just any fleshlight, but the fleshlight STU (stamina training unit). Don't get me wrong! I am much man. And any woman who can't cum after Napoleon invades her great white north, or after 90 seconds of riding my white lightning...well, she's probably a dyke. But regardless, I want to be the best I can be. And that's why I ordered this. When I go back to women, I will be the greatest lover of all time.

Shipping:
I was slightly dissatisfied with the shipping process. I ordered it on October 6th, and I got it this morning, the morning of the 20th. So that was about a week longer than I expected. Definite demerits for that.
Otherwise the shipping was a plus. It came FedEx so no chance of someone else getting my precious. The packaging was non descript, just a brown box from ILF, inc. There's nothing screaming out "HEY YOU JUST BOUGHT A SEX TOY! EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THE PERVERT!" Not like I care because I have no shame and don't talk to my neighbor, but it's a nice touch. Nobody knows what's in this box but me.

Apperance:
The appearance is pretty normal. You can choose 4 different appearances, pussy, ass, mouth or just a slit. I got the pussy version. The mouth version looks distinctly like a guy's mouth. That's pretty gay and I'm not down with that. But yeah, the appearance looks pretty normal, kind of like a loose "outie" vagina. It even comes complete with a clit.
The outside casing is bigger than I expected. I mean, I guess to accomodate for all sizes. The narrowest part at the very end is 2.5" and it's 9.5" tip to tip, so with the roundness of the insert, if you're packing 10" you should still be able to bury to the hilt and not bottom out. So it pretty much fits all sizes and stays relatively tight even for normal guys.

Feel:
Wow. It feels like heaven. After I was done the first time I looked at my left hand and in my best Vince McMahon voice yelled out "YOOOOOOOURE FIIIIIIIIRED!!!" I don't think I can go back to jackin it the old way again. I've tried many forms of jacking it, including most of the variants at www.jackinworld.com . This is by far superior to anything I'd tried before.
You can vary the feel in a few ways. If you soak the insert in hot water or use a heating pad to heat it up you get that hot human feel to it. Also by screwing on the end cap differently you can vary how tight it is. The first time I tried it, I had the cap screwed on tightly. Even using plenty of lube it was so tight it felt like it was forcing me out. I was thinking "so this is what it must feel like to rape someone!" I'm not that big overall, slightly longer than the average guy and average to slightly thinner than average, so yeah. The second time I started with the cap screwed off and even though it was tight it had a looseness towards the later stages of penetration. Imagine like fucking a fat chick, except a virgin fat chick. That's kind of how it felt with the cap screwed off. During my second usage I put the cap on a bit and tightened it and you could feel the grip on the cock tightening. It was mind-blowing.

Cleanup:
Really the only downside to it, although it's not that much work really. Just washing it out is common sense, but you might want to put a little cornstarch on it to keep the bounciness of the skin. Rubbing alcohol is recommended but it doesn't seem that necessary to me. It's mostly for disinfectant purposes I think, but since my semen is nectar of the gods anyways, I don't think it really applies to me.

Overall:
I would definitely recommend it. Probably the best masturbatory experience I've ever had and it was better than over half of the girls I've had sex with. And also after you're done you can roll over and go to sleep and not have to hear "oh Jay, you're the king, baby" or "oh Jay you took me to heaven" or "oh Jay, that was so good I won't even press charges". Why do I wanna hear that shit when I just wanna to go to sleep, right?

I give it two cocks up. If you've got the cash lying around, GO FOR IT!

--Jay Snyder

[Omniyoji]

LMAO

That pic of him dreaming about younger Ricky with long hair is icing!

[6souls]

http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unit...45c096a5e7.jpg

So EVO was this past weekend. You know, one of the best things about these tournaments is the great stories we get to take away from them. A man meets his future wife when his and her hand reach for the same arcade stick. Two long-lost twins reunite when they face off against each other--serendipitously--as Yun and Yang. Daigo Umehara performs the greatest act in the history of the world. All in a day's work at EVO (note: I made some of those stories up).

One of the more heartwarming scenes to come of this year's tournament was the rise of eight-year-old contender Noah, who not only destroyed faces left and right in Marvel, but also proved once and for all the age-old hypothesis that grown-ups are, in fact, doo-doo heads. Way to go, Noah! You shan't be forgotten.

Click the jump to see videos of Noah taking out the trash as though it were a nonchalant afterthought. So cool.





If that doesn't dump a little of the ol' proverbial chicken soup on your soul, surely nothing will.

More EVO coverage to come!

http://www.capcom-unity.com/gregaman...otally_awesome

youtube comments on the first vid just rip the kid, other two defend him.

[samalis]

[Sho]

Suddenly Chris "Baby Killer" G ended Noah.

[Kurokikaze]

Didn't want to start a new thread for this random question so asking it here since its semi related...

Anyone know of any good gamepads for 360 that don't have that abortion of a DPad? I'm wanting in on this XBL tournaments and streams but I just cannot play/perform with that DPad. Try to do She-Hulk's Torpedo to OTG with an Xbox controller and you'll know what I'm talking about.

[Deejay]

Didn't want to start a new thread for this random question so asking it here since its semi related...

Anyone know of any good gamepads for 360 that don't have that abortion of a DPad? I'm wanting in on this XBL tournaments and streams but I just cannot play/perform with that DPad. Try to do She-Hulk's Torpedo to OTG with an Xbox controller and you'll know what I'm talking about.

http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-360-Stree...2231772&sr=8-1

[Elcura]

Somewhat EVO related. Anyone remember one of the raps/songs (I think it was redrapper) that played during one of the majors leading up to EVO? I think it might have been shown a lot during CEO or Shadowloo Showdown, but I can't remember. There was also another one that came on before AE finals?

[Kurokikaze]

http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-360-Stree...2231772&sr=8-1

I saw that but that still sorta looks like the Xbox 360 dpad in that its a giant disk. Have you used it before? ;o

[Callisto]

I've heard good things about the madcatz pads. Also has anyone found that balrog movie online yet, or more importantly that theme remix from the credits?

[Xno Kappa]

Fuudo was down 3-0 to Latif just now, but came back, and Latif lost to the counter ultra.

Had this worded bad so I had to edit.

Shit was even more hilarious considering Fuudo was ripped. Apparently he's a huge alcoholic from what everyone was saying taking shots of Jack Daniels whenever he wasn't on screen.

[Katlan]

just finished watching the SF4 finale since I missed it last night. So sad about Poongko, I love his Seth... So many matches were so much hype, but Fuudo v. Latif was anything but hype Seemed like Latif was just choking for all the fights because he kept trying for the same openers over and over again

[Deejay]

I saw that but that still sorta looks like the Xbox 360 dpad in that its a giant disk. Have you used it before? ;o

It's amazing. It was made specifically for fighting games. I don't use it personally but I know a really good pad player who swears by it. It's the best thing you'll get across both systems.

[Deejay]

Somewhat EVO related. Anyone remember one of the raps/songs (I think it was redrapper) that played during one of the majors leading up to EVO? I think it might have been shown a lot during CEO or Shadowloo Showdown, but I can't remember. There was also another one that came on before AE finals?

Are you talking about the one he did at Evo last year?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB1VDHY6PIo

he didn't have anything at ceo

[richardd]

loooooooooo oOOO O O OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAHHHHHH

did you see them when they lifted fuudo in the air? it looked like kayo was the strongest fucking one out of all those fools

[Kurokikaze]

It's amazing. It was made specifically for fighting games. I don't use it personally but I know a really good pad player who swears by it. It's the best thing you'll get across both systems.

Hmm I'll have to test it out before committing to it. Thanks for the suggestion.

[Correction]

loooooooooo oOOO O O OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAHHHHHH

did you see them when they lifted fuudo in the air? it looked like kayo was the strongest fucking one out of all those fools

Asian dudes have pretty skinny arms regardless.