Funny/bad pick up lines

[Anoat]

I'm really surprised nobody has yet posted "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" and then declare that it actually worked.

[Skidz]

"Baby, I wish I was an astronaut... so I could get lost in your big ol' black hole."

"Baby, I wish I was winnie the pooh... so I could get my nose stuck up in your honey jar."

"Baby, I wanna cruise your shopping mall... and spend some time in your Gap!"

[jimbobsonofgod]

On a scale of 1-10, how old are you?

Made me LoL
Here's some more
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much your weight, and if I'm wrong can I eat the difference?

Wanna get a lip lock on a fuck stick?

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Steve?

[Lucienne]

I'm really surprised nobody has yet posted "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" and then declare that it actually worked.

That's because the line shows the man's understanding for the needs and wants of a modern woman.
Assuming he's hot of course.

[FallingHigher]

"The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

[Dakana]

If you're x squared then I wanna be 1/3 x cubed so I can be the area beneath your curves

[Kwijiboe]

Harry Potter Pick up lines.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

[Qalbert]

http://i46.tinypic.com/2wgzuoh.png

[Kwijiboe]

"Unstable. Volatile. Dangerous. And that's just the chemistry.. between us, baby."

[quannum]

wanna know how i got these scars?

[Kwijiboe]

ITT: Your signature is your pick up line.

[Tagus]

"Baby you're so warm and soft, like my hush puppies"

This line has actually worked, although when it worked, I developed the theory that it doesn't matter much what you say to a girl who thinks you're hot.

[solanis]

ITT: Your signature is your pick up line.

this could go very well or very poorly for me...

[Moss]

"Baby you're so warm and soft, like my hush puppies"

This line has actually worked, although when it worked, I developed the theory that it doesn't matter much what you say to a girl who thinks you're hot.

yeah that isn't a theory, that is fact. you don't need much game in that case

Wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?
(they say no)
Go whats the matter don't like pizza?

This is freaking amazing.

[Plow]

That's because the line shows the man's understanding for the needs and wants of a modern woman.
Assuming he's hot of course.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

ITT: Your signature is your pick up line.

hmmm...

[Callisto]

I had an eye injury that left my right pupil permanently enlarged. David Bowie has this condition as well. I like to say "I have that same thing that David Bowie has" when explaining the details of it.



























Followed by "a giant donger"

[Acevalefor]

I'm really surprised nobody has yet posted "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" and then declare that it actually worked.

True story, my best friend is married to the woman he said that to on a dare from me...she laughed, they talked, he took her home. They now have 3 kids.

[Lucienne]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Need proof of your hotness before I consider the options.
Pics.

[Souj]