Random Fail XII: dont takl me small fish^^

[Churchill]

Translation:

"That Krizz guy seems like someone who is my superior with regard to all intellectual and emotional maturity. The kind of guy who makes me wish I wasn't a puny wuss with a small dick. Because if I wasn't such a puny wuss, and I didn't have such a small dick, I wouldn't need to brag about how much alcohol I would drink if I was older than 16. Guys who are comfortable with themselves and are self-assured really intimidate me and make me feel small and pathetic. I wish I had the balls to wear my hair in a mohawk."

I'm fairly positive it took you about 30 minutes longer to make that seem de jour than the 30 seconds it took me to make your cock partner's rage inducing douchery come alive on the screen.

[Ksandra]

only faulty logic there byrthnoth is most forms are built on "free mods." There are a fuckton of people willing to do it for free. They just need to be more active about finding/replacing until they get a team they like.

[Byrthnoth]

only faulty logic there byrthnoth is most forms are built on "free mods." There are a fuckton of people willing to do it for free. They just need to be more active about finding/replacing until they get a team they like.

Eh! Would you moderate a for-profit site for free?

[Flionheart]

And .... this is why BG is pathetic and beyond lame.

Sorry to anyone who thought otherwise.

FYI, Krizz and I sure as shit don't get along too well. So, any "slurping" going on is from your imagination and your healthy shut-in supply of porn.
Be sure to wipe your keyboard and mouse off once in a while; they're probably a bit sticky and nasty.

I feel sorry for your kids you pseudo intelligent cunt waffle.

Your wife too, poor thing.

Imagine putting up with that shit on a daily basis.

[Ksandra]

Eh! Would you moderate a for-profit site for free?

Because people are suckers for it.

If BG became for profit, I wouldn't expect a dime to come my way.

[edit] I also feel I'm missing lol-worthy stories about this annabelle dude.

[Annabelle]

You sure got me. I'm such a shut in, that's why I go to other forums I don't post on to defend people I don't like so I can express to others how awesome I am and how miserable they are. Excellent ad hominem, you are clearly the superior example here.

Spoiler: show

Go fuck yourself :D

Never said or implied that I'm awesome. You inferred that. Thanks for the compliment.

Enjoy the ad hominem. I'm pretty sure it's warranted after your little "slurp slurp slurple derple" bit.
Also ... "go fuck yourself"? Mmmhmmm ... how am I supposed to respond again? "No U" ? Oh, I feel so amazing inside now. *eyeroll*

Also, since you seem to have difficulty with reading comprehension, I'll clarify my previous statement for you. I didn't come here to defend anyone. I came here to take out the trash.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.shelterpo...21_284x213.jpg

Enjoy the landfill.

[Lyall]

To recap:

-Krizz is a twat
-Poster on BG says this, implies violence via "elbow rape"
-AH poster arrives to tell off an Internet Tough Guy by being an Internet Tough Guy
-Masterfully brilliant and witty post calling out the AH poster for white-knighting and/or sucking dick
-AH poster retorts by saying he doesn't even like Krizz in the first place

He certainly paints a colorful portrait of himself.

Edit: Oh, thank god, he was only here to insult the forum as a whole, not defend the guy he showed up defending. Thanks for clarifying!

Double edit: Maybe you should reread my post and reaffirm your own reading comprehension; I never said you were awesome, I was talking about myself and my habits you so beautifully discerned in one post.

[Annabelle]

I feel sorry for your kids you pseudo intelligent cunt waffle.

Your wife too, poor thing.

Imagine putting up with that shit on a daily basis.

Hey Flionheart,
I feel bad for the entire country of Great Britain. I feel badly for your doctors, too. Must be an awful ethical dilemma for them, trying to decide whether or not it's worthwhile to treat you.
Feel pretty badly for your mother, too. Imagine the horror she felt when you popped out.

[Flionheart]

Because people are suckers for it.

If BG became for profit, I wouldn't expect a dime to come my way.

[edit] I also feel I'm missing lol-worthy stories about this annabelle dude.

Guy posts on AH a lot. Kept saying how he wanted 'clean forums' whilst instigating himself. He also claims he's in Mensa. Had a guy PM on AH saying he was a terrible WHM, even though he pretends to be a professional WHM. (his own words)

He argued loads with Krizz before he became a mod and now that he is, he sucks him off at every moment possible

Apparently he works with under privileged kids, and acts arrogant because of that. Trolls forums daily and calls everyone else "Shut ins"

Proposed an idea where there would be a set of forums for people who wanted to talk about video games and music (he called it the kids table) whilst 'adults' like himself had a special part of the forum to talk about 'sports' and other material for mature players.

He's generally hated most everywhere he posts.

[Ksandra]

Guy posts on AH a lot. Kept saying how he wanted 'clean forums' whilst instigating himself. He also claims he's in Mensa. Had a guy PM on AH saying he was a terrible WHM, even though he pretends to be a professional WHM. (his own words)

He argued loads with Krizz before he became a mod and now that he is, he sucks him off at every moment possible

Apparently he works with under privileged kids, and acts arrogant because of that. Trolls forums daily and calls everyone else "Shut ins"

Proposed an idea where there would be a set of forums for people who wanted to talk about video games and music (he called it the kids table) whilst 'adults' like himself had a special part of the forum to talk about 'sports' and other material for mature players.

He's generally hated most everywhere he posts.

I see.

I didn't come here to defend anyone. I came here to take out the trash.

Let me take care of that for you.

[Flionheart]

Hey Flionheart,
I feel bad for the entire country of Great Britain. I feel badly for your doctors, too. Must be an awful ethical dilemma for them, trying to decide whether or not it's worthwhile to treat you.
Feel pretty badly for your mother, too. Imagine the horror she felt when you popped out.

Still doesn't match the horror your wife feels every time she realises she reproduced with you I'm sure.

Or how much your kids will likely hate you as they grow up because in your life it's 'me me me'. The fact that you work with under privileged children pretty much assures me that you're a burnt out old man, trying to live through children who will be far more successful than you with your meaningless achievements that you think are somehow important.

[Lyall]

I see.



Let me take care of that for you.

Heartheart. My tiny penis and non-mohawk will provide me some small comfort in his vacation.

[Flionheart]

Oh and he also named himself after his cat meaning he's probably into bestiality.

[Mairja]

Heartheart. My tiny penis and non-mohawk will provide me some small comfort in his vacation.

[Renzy]

FFXIAH was never more than an AH/achievement websites, and the forums have always been a joke. I'm sorry to anyone who thought otherwise.

This completely.

[Karbuncle]

I see.



Let me take care of that for you.

I laughed D:

[Shirai]

I laughed D:

Not only you.

[Wolfshadow]

I laughed D:

As did I, good to see people with common sense know not to put up with people like anna's bull, best we can do is just have flion keep knocking him down a peg on the ffxiah forums :<

[Ksandra]

you guys are missing out on the best part


apparently it was the trash can pic that offended me.

Someone go make me a sig, 'cause I fail at photoshop.

[Arkanna]

you guys are missing out on the best part


apparently it was the trash can pic that offended me.

Someone go make me a sig, 'cause I fail at photoshop.

I fucking hate trash cans.