Random Fail XII: dont takl me small fish^^

**Kensagaku** · 2011-10-26 09:08

Now, now, you can't just tease us with tidbits. You've gone this far, you might as well tell the rest of the story!

**Greatguardian** · 2011-10-26 18:27

Hi, FFXIAH. Welcome to BG.

Kindly Get The Fuck Out.

At least it's the right thread for this shit.

**Squirrels** · 2011-10-26 19:06

As said previously, at least they're in the right thread.

P.S. I sense some Islabans coming.

**Nightfyre** · 2011-10-26 19:35

Originally Posted by Karbuncle

I'm still trying to figure out who's joking and who's being serious.

I'm not sensing a Woosh >_>

Pretty obvious from where I'm standing.

Waiting for Nynja to get back in here... he's just the right mix of blindness and belligerence to keep this going til Isla steps in, reminds me of Neo honestly.

**isladar** · 2011-10-26 21:55

USE THE GODDAMN REPORT POST BUTTON

Seriously, I get grumpy when I'm pulled away from hockey to deal with fucktarded, makes me want to start spreading the banlove to people who sat around and didn't report things. But yeah, jackasses three day'd each, just because I didn't think up good enough ban reasons on the report and I think I can do a better job when they come back and we do this again.

edit: like shitpunch. shitpunch is a good one.

**NynJa** · 2011-10-26 22:30

I didnt know they were trolls at first, untill Fievel pointed them out as ffxiah tards, then I found out they're actually part of the cockbags who I am attemping to GM for blatant fleehacking.

**Draylo** · 2011-10-26 23:41

lol I don't think they would care if they were banned, don't you use 3rd pt programs yourself?

**NynJa** · 2011-10-26 23:54

Everyone here uses clipper and shit, which is 3rd pt programs as well. I dont flee hack around or do stupid shit like that >.>

MaachaQ · 2011-10-27 00:41

Originally Posted by NynJa

Everyone here uses clipper and shit, which is 3rd pt programs as well. I dont flee hack around or do stupid shit like that >.>

Not everybody uses those >.> Worse I use myself is Mappy and Spellcast... Never saw a point to using more than that.

**Korialstrasz** · 2011-10-27 00:46

The few times anyone has actually seen me running faster than I should be, I just reply with "HQ blood legs" or some other BS. Had someone ask me how my mule always keeps up though despite me having speed+ and her not. Then again I suppose if you're smart enough to even notice that, you're smart enough to not give a shit that OMG 12% FLEE HACK either.

Originally Posted by NynJa

she's got nudes?

This. Post here even if she's ugly, just to ruin her. That and it's fail to be ugly, so win win.

**Churchill** · 2011-10-27 02:12

Uh, since no one took pics, wtf happened with AH tards

**Shenrien** · 2011-10-27 02:17

Probably banned & deleted posts.

**NynJa** · 2011-10-27 02:33

Originally Posted by Churchill

Uh, since no one took pics, wtf happened with AH tards

Theyre pretty much the people I was referring to about GMing rather blatant fleehackers.

**Mairja** · 2011-10-27 03:23

Originally Posted by Kensagaku

Now, now, you can't just tease us with tidbits. You've gone this far, you might as well tell the rest of the story!

I swear the story isn't really that interesting or amusing, it'd just end up being a giant wall of text.

**Greatguardian** · 2011-10-27 08:04

Originally Posted by Churchill

Uh, since no one took pics, wtf happened with AH tards

Imagine reading a thread on FFXIAH. It went something like that.

**Nightfyre** · 2011-10-27 11:48

FFXIAH doesn't have Sherlock "Nynja" Holmes though. He figured out who those posters were in four hours flat, np.

**Kensagaku** · 2011-10-27 11:53

Originally Posted by Mairja

I swear the story isn't really that interesting or amusing, it'd just end up being a giant wall of text.

Tell anyway. >=( Now you're making me even more curious.

**Slycer** · 2011-10-27 12:40

Originally Posted by NynJa

22 fucking kills for 8 seals, and I got 21 mnk, 13 nin, 13 thf. Even distribution?

Just digging this up for a second -- I'm pretty sure some people were positing at some point that the seals were not even distribution and varied based on which NM you killed, with one being most common, one being least common, and two being in the middle. Your distribution there would certainly support that notion. I don't think anyone ever tested this much further, but I don't really ever remember seeing an even distribution on seals, and I think I can readily pick out what I'd think to be the most common seals on the ones that I've spammed considerably. Again, dunno if anyone ever tested this any further, but worth mentioning at least.

**Mairja** · 2011-10-27 12:45

Originally Posted by Kensagaku

Tell anyway. >=( Now you're making me even more curious.

Uhh, ok, I'll try to keep it short then, but don't say I didn't warn you about it not being very entertaining!

Once upon a time (first half of 2009 to be precise) this person and myself were on Quetzalcoatl server. Then she applied to the reshell of my old hnmls on my original server and went there. Some of the leaders in this shell - whom I already knew - approached me asking if I had any information about her. Not knowing her on a personal level, I just told them what I had heard/read on QCDN (server forum) seeing as she had a horrible rep on Quetz (she's even admitted to that in a PM to me). One of the leaders even sent me a screenshot of her application.

A bit later someone on QCDN forum asked about this girl, and I rather foolishly replied that she had server jumped. She saw this, and went into rage mode on me, claiming I was a liar and calling me a hoe, a bitch and threatening to "expose my shady past" among other things. She maintained she was on a break and NOT on my original server. Eventually I figured it would be better to stop responding to her PMs, and the whole thing died down.

Then suddenly, early January this year, I get a tell from a name I didn't recognize saying "If I'd known you were on this server I would have killed myself rather than to come here". A few more words were exchanged via tell, I more or less instantly knew who it was, and blacklisted her thinking that was that.

But it wasn't. A few months later I get a PM on ffxiah, where she's suddenly being SOOOOO nice, asking me to "hook her up" i.e. she wants to join my ls. Going by my own experience with her earlier, I said no. Twice. And I was being quite polite about it.

3-4 weeks pass. I get a new PM saying "How u doin gurl?" which I didn't reply to as I saw no reason to do so.

5 days later I get this PM:

im actually being nice to u and ur being really rude.

U are such a hater gurl. I mean, are u always so catty?

have a sense of humor and stop being such a twat, jeez.

are u like this with other girls too? I'm willing to bet yes.

fucking cunt bitch.

And it ended with the PM I posted screenshot of earlier.

Shirai · 2011-10-27 13:01

Having resided on Quetz myself, what was her name?

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