Random Fail XII: dont takl me small fish^^

[wop]

Monk was the only one who survived the whole fight and took the whole brew to kill it.........

Wonder how many brews they need for Rani after getting KI from that.

[Nattack]

no worries folks, once they get about 33 or so they can come back with an HQ Utilis shield

[Funond]

Was going to say something, then I decided that the monk is truly a baller.

Giving serious style points for brewing with a chocobo squeaker club

[Mairja]

Don't mind me, I just needed to share my frustration.


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I need to remember to put those boots in satchel or sack so I can toss them to take them out of chest, instead of picking up the other items one by one. -.-

[Khajit]

When event skips get that bad I just tell em stop doing that and disband so that they stop fucking my ability to look at the chest.

[Howie Roary]

[To the Devs] I'd rather miss my buffs than have my chest checking interrupted

Love,
Hordecore

[Dathus]

Didn't know whether to put this in gimp or not, but random fail works, too:

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I don't even...

[Prothescar]

That the guy with the dumb as fuck prishe sig on the officials? Who said that he only uses like, 50 slots for his RDM?

[Shirai]

That the guy with the dumb as fuck prishe sig on the officials? Who said that he only uses like, 50 slots for his RDM?

I am thinking the same thing.

[Mairja]

That explains why he has so much free inventory space.

[Mrbeansman]

Just watched a group of 5 jps wipe to Brulo and Koios because they where gimp fucks who thought they could fight both at the same time. I was able to snipe their Brulo from them at 1% when they started zombieing both nms for 2 easy souls.

Edit: They warped out and are currently bombarding me with moonspeak tells.

[Yugl]

That the guy with the dumb as fuck prishe sig on the officials? Who said that he only uses like, 50 slots for his RDM?

Yes, it's the same dimwit.

[Churchill]

Just watched a group of 5 jps wipe to Brulo and Koios because they where gimp fucks who thought they could fight both at the same time. I was able to snipe their Brulo from them at 1% when they started zombieing both nms for 2 easy souls.

Edit: They warped out and are currently bombarding me with moonspeak tells.

Nothing beats free chicken, especially when it comes from scribble writers.

[Darkmagi]

Excellent work at the Brulo gank. I fucking hate JPs who do shit like this.

[Kuishen]

Excellent work at the Brulo gank. I fucking hate JPs who do shit like this.

When getting pops for my friend's harp I had JPs who would compete against me, pop Brulo with a gimp mnk or thf and a whm, then the melee would die and the thing would go unclaimed and some times I was able to get it from them but most time the WHM would claim it really quick and die to have it despawn instead of letting me have it.

inb4 claim faster but the principle of the matter is that they would be douches on purpose just so people wouldn't profit off of them. JPs are cocksuckers that are only useful for doing stupidly efficient Qilin or Pil runs.

[Churchill]

Uh.

Simple trick is to just toss a cure on them, it won't despawn until your WHM is dead.

[Kuishen]

Uh.

Simple trick is to just toss a cure on them, it won't despawn until your WHM is dead.

They were usually smart enough to have /blockaid on.

[Xtrasweettea]

We were doing VW on that evil Kalasutrax and we couldn't get HV Dark Black Magic spells. Which you all know, on an undead mob is it a challenge to land anything. Also, absorb/drain/aspir to do not work on the mob. So, therefore possibly no procing. Of course, we had someone who was 100% sure we could be able to do it.

Spoiler: show

Also: HV PUP ability and HV Flytrap doesn't help either.

[Khajit]

There's a person shouting for a group to brew hyadrosh on quetz right now for atma. Looking for "experienced people".

[Diomer]

This might turn into a wall of text and result in more drama somehow, but I'm willing to take that risk.

Backstory: Friend of mine in my linkshell, Spasm, found 3 L. Jades misspriced @ ~8k each and obviously bought them. The person he bought them from, Shadowkitty, started sending him tells demanding them back and apparently Shadowkitty is a member of Colenzo's shell. Eventually of course, I got a /tell from Colenzo saying I should kick Spasm and if he were me, he'd kick Spasm. Of course, I laughed at that because it's pretty hilarious to tell me to kick someone for buying misspriced currency from a bazaar, whether they refuse to give it back or not. Eventually they (Cole's shell) started calling Spasm a thief and that saying he STOLE that currency and they said they would never do anything with our linkshell even though they continued to do VW with us. On one such occurance, Shadowkitty himself was doing B. Rex with Spasm, myself and a bunch of others in the shell and when he left he said the same song and dance about Spasm and not doing stuff with our linkshell. When we elaborated to the party about what that was about; someone in the party posted an SS on our forums of another occurance a few days before Spasm bought the 3 misspriced L. Jades of Shadowkitty doing the SAME EXACT thing a few days prior:

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1369/lolzvr.png

Next, Shadowkitty apparently said this screenshot was faked and convinced Colenzo of that as well. The person eventually posted the original SS without names blacked out, which lead to this conversation with that person (Turquoiise):

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He's JP so don't tear apart his English too much lol, but I just found it unbelievable how someone could make the same dumbass mistake twice in under a week and then turn around and take no responsibility for that mistake and call that person a thief. Funny stuff. No SS of Spasm's original purchase of 3 L. Jades because he didn't take one