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  1. 2011-08-11 15:17 #1
    Krye
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    Just Told My Dad I Wasn't Going To Be A Part Of His Wedding

    He was like boo hoo my girlfriend's family is fighting over who gets to be involved and then I call up my daughter and my son and they don't give a shit was I really that bad of a father and I was like no shit good job being a crackhead that was never around and in and out of prison for the first 18 years of my life and then thinking I'd just forgive you out of the blue and be happy that you've got a new family and you're making every effort to take care of her children and be there for them when all you did for us was steal from us and sell our shit to support your addiction.
  2. 2011-08-11 15:18 #2
    Krye
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    He was like you'll need a suit and I found this thrift store where I could buy you one for like $10 and I was like nope
  3. 2011-08-11 15:30 #3
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I think you and cream soda should get married
  4. 2011-08-11 16:10 #4
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    will you even go to it krye or did you just mean you wouldn't be like, his groomsbitch or w/e
  5. 2011-08-11 17:15 #5
    Krye
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    Quote Originally Posted by solanis View Post
    will you even go to it krye or did you just mean you wouldn't be like, his groomsbitch or w/e
    Depends on if there's food or not.
  6. 2011-08-11 17:24 #6
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    You did the right thing.
  7. 2011-08-11 17:41 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Depends on if there's food or not.
    This is usually the dealbreaker for me.
  8. 2011-08-11 18:04 #8
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    do people actually have weddings without food? Man, I consider myself a cheapskate and even I'm not that bad lol
  9. 2011-08-11 18:09 #9
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    gotta get dat open bar
  10. 2011-08-11 20:46 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    do people actually have weddings without food? Man, I consider myself a cheapskate and even I'm not that bad lol
    Wide open.
  11. 2011-08-11 20:49 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    gotta get dat open bar
    this, if it's open bar I'll go in your place
  12. 2011-08-11 23:56 #12
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    He's probably posted pictures of her, with his name on her tits
  13. 2011-08-12 02:48 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Depends on if there's food or not.
    Omg! Selling yourself so cheap!
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