corn dogs

[Ksandra]

which gdi I just remembered I have a friend coming over tonight and I was going to make hot wings.

Too late to go to the store now (they'll be here before I get back), and he and my hubby are pussies and can't handle the hot sauce I already have.

[Caiyuo]

every time I opt for something I know is horrible for me I think I opt to do it in dessert form for whatever reason

[Ksandra]

well I'm fat soo....I eat a lot of things that are horrible for me lol

[Colenzo]

i think spicy brown would be a good alternative. rly though, how do you taste anything else but the yellow mustard? it's such a strong flavor

And ketchup isn't? ;<

[quannum]

processed meat gives you colorectal cancer

[Callisto]

corn dogs are one of the best things ever


cooking them in an oven is for faggots

[Callisto]

while as a chicagoan I have negative prejudice against ketchup, corn dogs are an acceptable time to swirl regular ketchup and regular yellow mustard together

[Ivve]

while as a chicagoan I have negative prejudice against ketchup, corn dogs are an acceptable time to swirl regular ketchup and regular yellow mustard together

for some reason, this is just the most disgusting possible combination for me. visually that seems like it would be so ugly.

[Caiyuo]

nah it's p.gd awesome

[Callisto]

for some reason, this is just the most disgusting possible combination for me. visually that seems like it would be so ugly.

like I said, it's the only acceptable time, and it idk, just looks like ronald mcdonald

mixing the two any other time is for white trash

[Qalbert]

loosely related condiment question, ex of mine was talking on FB about putting mayo in her hair. wat is this i dont even

[Ksandra]

like I said, it's the only acceptable time, and it idk, just looks like ronald mcdonald

mixing the two any other time is for white trash

fuck you buddy, I used to do that and dip my potato chips in it. Shit was good.

why i stop? idfk I probably should start doing it again.

[Callisto]

half-white trash, w/e

[Callisto]

loosely related condiment question, ex of mine was talking on FB about putting mayo in her hair. wat is this i dont even

think that's a euphemism for her getting gunko'd in the hair

[richardd]

how do you add bacon to corn dogs?

[Qalbert]

think that's a euphemism for her getting gunko'd in the hair

no, she meant literal mayo, something about protein n shit

[Rocl]

loosely related condiment question, ex of mine was talking on FB about putting mayo in her hair. wat is this i dont even

well now i can see why you two dated

[Rocl]

also: against

[Rocl]

ironically (is it even ironic?) i don't care for most phallus shaped foods

[richardd]

ironically (is it even ironic?) i don't care for most phallus shaped foods

what about eggrolls